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King Billy

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  1. If you had any sense you’d nick a trolleyload of protein shakes, down the lot in the car park, and then fuck off as far away as your huge muscular thighs can take you. Idiot.
  2. Worth a like, even with the spelling error.
  3. How the fuck have I woke up in the 1980s? Beam me up Scotty. There’s some cunt on a Raleigh Chopper giving me dirty looks.
  4. I think you’re fucking great Simon. And I’m not just saying that. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if we end up best buddies and all that sort of thing. I’m not talking about likes. I’m talking real old school best mates.
  5. Shhhh! If he hears you Im in for a terrible beating. It’s OK because he loves me and we’re going to get married soon, once I’ve brought him enough likes home.
  6. I think there’s an Italian pikey footballer. Caravannio
  7. The only way to make it fair is to give me loads of likes.
  8. A black woman called Ariel Robinson who was the winner of a US reality TV show called ‘Worst cooks in America’ and had two black children with her black husband adopted three white children last year. And they all lived happily ever after. Sorry not ALL of them lived happily ever after. The youngest of the white children, a 3 year old girl was beaten to death by her adopted mother who started tweeting about white privelege and BLM on Jan. 6th this year. (That date rings a bell for some reason?) Did something happen on Jan. 6th 2021 in the US that could have caused the MSM to completely ignore
  9. Someone would surely pull the next cop off his neck after six or seven months after seeing what damage Chauvin caused in just 9 and 1/2 seconds.
  10. Would it be really wrong to pay the $27m compo in poor quality counterfeit banknotes? Its what George would have wanted.
  11. I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Probably.
  12. OK FlidHarold. No more messing around. How much cash would guarantee that you never ever show up around here again? Just a number H. Something to start the ball rolling?
  13. She doesn’t look anywhere near as pokable without the Harold Lloyd glasses. Marks out of ten, I’d still ‘give her one.’ Fnwaaar fnwaaar!
  14. There are no icebergs left. You have stolen my future. How dare you!!! ©️Greta Doomberg 2095
  15. That would depend on the circumference of his penis and the internal dimensions of it’s arse, relatively speaking. It’s not rocket science.
  16. Wasn’t that Punkers 2 week holiday in Acapulco last year?
  17. Perhaps it might be time for you to consider the long term effect of the buckets of viagra you ingest daily to satisfy the monster lurking in your Y Fronts.
  18. The contagious much more slowly than the tits.
  19. Are you a trainee estate agent/ rampant bender?
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