King Billy

That’s more like it.

Ouch!!! 🇬🇧NO SURRENDER🇬🇧

Teach me Master.

Asylum seekers and prison inmates are being prioritised for the jab Stubbs. Have I fallen asleep and woke up in 1940s Germany or something? ”JAWOHL HERR GATES!”

How was your valentines night Frank? Did you dress the pedalbin up in the lingerie you stole from your neighbours clothes line and share a candlelit readymeal, before falling asleep in a puddle of your own bodily fluids, and waking up hours later crying like the pathetic little bitch you are?

It’s great to see that you’re not in any way totally bent out of shape over Brexit Panz. For a while there I was worrying that you were a bit too obsessed by it. Happy days.

Thalidomide anyone?

OK Stubbs Morgan. So around 15% of the population who are currently deciding not to be vaccinated due to allergic, psychologic, genetic, religious, or simple freedom of choice reasons should be excluded from society and become the 21st centuries juden? Should these people be made to wear an anti vax star on their chests and live in ghettos, as a first step to the anti vax camp? PFIZER MACHT FREI.

No thanks.

It might be a bit too radical but imo those on watch lists should be closely watched. Just an idea. I know it’s daft.

Taser the bitch first. “Fucking defective rear light you slaaaag! You’re nicked.”

Put your binoculars away Frank. You’ve been rumbled.

Shambles is too high a bar for the abomination formerly known as Frank to aspire to. He’s been on the downhill path for far too long. Standing still would snap his legs like a couple of twiglets. Dust is the only future he has to look forward to.

Considering it took you only 14 hours to come back with such an epic reply, I take back everything and bow to your superiority. Can I buy you a pint of bleach before you fuck right off?

The EU ‘solidarity and unity’ which remainers insisted on pointing out to us knuckledraggers for 4 years while they were exhausting every possibility of reversing the democratically expressed wish of the U.K. electorate has now become harder to spot than the unicorns and sunlit uplands they sneered and giggled about while looking down their euronoses at us until we’d waved bye bye last month. The EU is unravelling faster than Dickhead Dan Andrews second attempt at hotel quarantines.

Maggie had the biggest pair of bollocks since Churchill. Everyone of our so called leaders since her have been steadily sliding down the testosterone table. Boris’ slag Carrie has a bigger pair of clinkers than her potato head cunt of a partner.

Face like a busted arsehole, not that that’s in any way important.

No. He’s much smarter than her.

Calring Brack Rabel prease, and packet of clisps. This has been done before hasn’t it?

No on cares about me. It’s not fair. It’s as if there’s some big conspiracy going on.

She was a funny cunt her. The Royle Family is one of the funniest sitcoms ever imo.

I don’t think you’re going to want the Rev. Ian to officiate Major. The smell of decomposing flesh might taint everyone’s memory of the happy day.

Laffin.

Ape. I still don’t wear a mask and haven’t been microchipped, sorry immunised. Do you think I need to up my daily fear intake? I’m starting to think I may not kill granny and then suffer a horrible death while destroying the NHS at all. I’ve blown my life savings on tinfoil and really don’t know what to believe anymore.

Harold has the brain of an ant and the body of a rolltop desk.