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King Billy

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  1. I’ve scored the winner in four World Cup finals, and won Wimbledon twelve times.
  2. Wtf were the filth supposed to do if there weren’t any men about that night?
  3. Can’t they lick their own fucking windows? Sounds to me that your neighbours have been taking you for a right cunt.
  4. 🎶Some girls mullahs are bigger than other girls mullahs🎶
  5. Pushing a whole tube of Smarties up your arse, then plugging the exit with a Walnut Whip hardly fits the description of ‘housework’ H (even if you only do it once a week on pocket money day). Just saying.
  6. God I’ve missed you. Sorry about posting all that abject bollox for the last month, but tbh it was only about a month ago I started to consider that there might be something positive, no matter how minor if it turned out that you weren’t dead. xxxx😘 Bill Gates is still a cunt though (allegedly).
  7. Careful with that sort of language ELC, or I might have to ban you from my chain of franchised Super Mosques once the builders have converted them all from their current use as infidel brothels, to fully comply with the incoming Sharia law regulations (which I totally agree with of course).
  8. I’ve just thrown up tomorrow mornings corn flakes that I haven’t even eaten yet.
  9. The simple fact that she posted last night (in her uniquely patronising and nauseating manner) means that we should expect an imminent avalanche of MSM BREAKING NEWS that the Israel/Hamas, Russia/Ukraine conflicts, the existential threat to humanity known as the ‘Climate Emergency’ along with dozens of other previously thought to be unsolvable global problems have finally been solved, by a ‘past her best’, MENSA rejecting old ginger haired Welsh slag, who wants to remain anonymous, as she’s said ‘I wouldn’t want anyone to think they’re in any way less clever than me, even though they obviously all are.’
  10. Come on DC. You wouldn’t expect her to leave any jewellery, or tbh anything of value lying around in the house, with Eddie prowling about looking for anything that Cash Converters would give him the price of a can of Red Stripe for?
  11. A smart move Luv. You wouldn’t want it flying off mid wank and KOing the ‘old man’ before you’d finished telling him that he was experiencing the greatest ‘hand job’ ever since hands became a thing.
  12. LCS is not just an expert. Despite regularly being mistaken for Worzel Gummidge, he’s actually the first Aussie (expatriated convict) to be awarded a Nobel prize. Apparently he was outstanding in his field. Bloody Nora!
  13. He’s always been the best on here at that.
  14. At least the big fat cunt had a family (unlike you). Fuck off. Lolololololol.
  15. It’s a sad state of affairs here Eric when the best we can hope for is the return of some dead people to inject some life back into the site. Ive even had to punch myself hard in the face a couple of times recently, when I caught myself wondering whether there might be some reason to not hope that Frank will soon be dead.
  16. Curry’s not English. It’s a regional variation of Irish stew from Kerry.
  17. Why not join them? No one here will miss you.
  18. The deep end or the rear end? (I could have found an easy way to include ‘bell end’ but I couldn’t really be bothered tbh).
  19. Quality for sure, and I thank you for saying so, but seemingly falling just short of your ‘quality line deserving of a like’ threshold.
  20. Anyone who travels on the tube deserves to be attacked, to teach them a lesson they’ll never forget.
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