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Major Cunt

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    Mobility scooters, high quality bugle, steroids, Frank, extreme ironing, Zionists, the third Reich.

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  1. You would have thought that Lady P would have sent Franco a discounted rail ticket so they could continue this mind numbingly boring exchange over a tube of KY and some Viagra, but it obviously seems the staff at Crewe's ticket office think she's also a massive cunt.
  2. Major Cunt

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    Indeed, Uncle Ape. I've no idea why this cunts so enamoured with Frank. The man's been trotting out the same old material for donkeys years. I can only conclude that he's definitely on the spectrum, and I'm not talking about the Sinclair either!
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    Apparently his party trick is to pot the brown whilst clenching the cue with his baboon-esque sphincter. It's a struggle these day's due to the influx of Africans settling in Edgware. He never attempts to pot the pink though.
  4. Major Cunt

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    I'll send you my address, Frank, and I'll even keep my hands behind my back whilst you try. I will then snap your osteoporosis ridden body as I attempt to mail you back to the greasy spoon cafe in the smallest possible box. Second class of course. You prize cunt!
  5. Major Cunt

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    Any interesting point, Franco. We have a terrible record against the kraut peninsula of Denmark. However, it's a new generation of English players who don't seem to fold under media pressure. It might be coming home!
  6. Major Cunt

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    It's subjective, Jewdie. I'm sure that a man of your intellect can work it out.
  7. Considering your well established late night super strength lager rants it was the logical conclusion, and the free shifts at the Pink Oboe naturally produced the other service/product. You're not as smart you think, it's a common trait amongst most alcoholics... No need to thank me, obviously.
  8. What are you angling for here, Jewdz? A blowjob or a four pack of out of date Tenants Super?
  9. I'd be more concerned with your weekly trips to the synagogue, Jewdie. I hear there's an Al-Qaeda cell operating in South East London, and I wouldn't want any harm to come your way. I wouldn't be able to take the piss out of you if your medicine ball sized head was found rolling down a Plumstead pavement Shalom, you fat paraplegic wanker!
  10. Major Cunt

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    I'm not watching any of the football over the whole taking the knee bollocks. I got into it with some fucking slag on Cuntbook after I pointed out the matter of 2 world wars and one world cup. Fuck the cup, I'm proud of the 2 world wars!
  11. Major Cunt

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    @Trucking Funt, you've been suspiciously absent recently, and there's been several lorries stopped by customs carrying a few hundred kilos of the devils dust. Any coincidence?
  12. Major Cunt

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    Fuck em. As long as they don't make it over here in the back of an artic I couldn't give a fuck. Did you forget to log out of Amnesty Internationals forum. Remember where you are, you stupid cunt!
  13. Major Cunt

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    Fair point, but you ended up in a wheelchair due to the NHS refusing to pay for any more hip replacements resulting from your love of foreign cock. My sphincter stayed tighter than a kikes wallet button whilst incarcerated. Now who's the bigger cunt, Jewdie?
  14. Major Cunt

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    It warms the cockles of my heart to know that the above phobias are still alive and kicking (no pun intended). I'm sure you'll be glad to hear that the working class has no problems with raspberries and the white wheelchair bound. How the fuck did the kikes manage to worm their way into the football euro zone anyway? I think it might have something to do with the neighbours, with the resulting tie against Syria involving Millwall vs West Ham circa 1976 levels of violence, but what the fuck do I know anyway. No need to thank me, obviously.
  15. Let's just hope they've made the Palace wheelchair friendly for the big day, or there's some fucking strong butlers... Shalom.
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