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Major Cunt

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About Major Cunt

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    Mobility scooters, high quality bugle, steroids, Frank, extreme ironing, Zionists, the third Reich.

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  1. Bill, you'll like this one given your previous business interests. There's a bloke I know through a mate, and he's fallen in love with a hooker that he's been regularly paying to see. Both mine and my pals advice after we'd finished laughing was forget about it, she will probably take you for every penny you've got and then fuck you off. What's your professional advice as a former proprietor of these establishments?
  2. Definitely. The cunts have been pillaging our waters for decades, and along with the degos persistently going well over their own precious EU quotas. I wonder if there's French coastal towns like Hull* where fishing vessels sit rotting like one of Roops' used tampons on a mild day. @Witheredscrote? *Minus the sun deprived toothless whores, and an avalanche of afghan smack.
  3. A wise move for once, Francis, but I reckon it's going to take more than a month for you to find a sense of humour. 'The Clique' and 'The Cartel' have combined forces whilst recruiting new talent. You're definitely finished here...
  4. I'd like to say I'm suprised, Weary, but I'm honestly not. Unfortunately, the privatisation of the utilities was a colossal fuck up for this, and just about any other country that's done the same. It's a chance for cronie capitalism to swoop in after greasing the right palms, and then royally fuck the general public over. Take the railways as a prime example. Ticket prices go through the roof, pressure is put upon the workers, little investment put back into the infrastructure ect. It's exactly the same with the electricity, and Jersey along with large swathes of Southern England are dep
  5. I can't fucking stand that cunt. He makes Punkers sound like a prime Richard Pryor. The whole site set up is incredibly poor in my opinion. No acrimony or feuds, and is incredibly fucking tepid. As much as we complain about the rules here they're like comparing Holland to China in relation to 'isacunt'. Occasionally I'll pop over there, normally when I'm serving time in the cooler for a Judge related incident.
  6. He's actually the catalyst for some of the funniest material I've seen during my tenure. The old bastard's completely oblivious to how he can reunite old foes, up peoples game, and provides a wealth of abusive ammunition to boot. I'm glad he's back...
  7. As-salamu alaikum, Jewdy. During your absence there's been wild speculation and theories regarding your fate, but the general consensus seemed to be that you'd succumbed to Covid, and whirred off to meet Eloah given that you tick all the right co-morbidity boxes. As a concerned mate I actually phoned several South London synagogues in order to check whether there's been a recent death requiring two burial plots. A few rabbi's actually told me to fuck off when I described your demeanour and gave a physical description, so it appears that you're just as popular with the local red sea pedest
  8. We all have our off days or weeks, but Frank has been consistently shit since I joined. I just can't fathom how he's unable to string together a few decent post's, Stubbs. I've come to the conclusion that the old Francis was actually a struggling drama student ghost writing his post's before landing a job, or maybe Ming was real and took some scalps via Google translate. @Frank, prove us wrong, and sort yourself out. You've become the Corners whipping boy, even the newbies are laying into you with no fear of reprisals.
  9. Possibly, or maybe I'm just on the wind up. This is Cunts Corner after all, but he did manage to once ensnare a former cozzer with the promise of a slap up meal followed by complimentary theatre tickets. I would like to think it was greed rather than stupidity that induced old Judge to believe him. The man's an ex detective after all. It's an incredibly disturbing indictment on the height of the entry bar...
  10. I just thought we'd prevailed in giving you the lowdown on Frank's previous for luring newbies to fictitious theatre, meals, and museum meet up's. I wouldn't want to see you travel all the way down to Covent Garden, and then be sat outside a café for three hours, scanning the oncoming crowd for anyone resembling a recently liberated Treblinka prisoner to mince your way. Dressed in the obligatory drainpipe jeans, wig, and effeminately holding a clutch bag full of retroviral medication. Although in retrospect it would fucking funny that you took the bait, and imagining Frank ensconced
  11. Russell Grant's got nothing on you, Eric, but the only questions are how long it would take for me to fuck it up, or for Prof to realise she's punching and become incredibly possessive?
  12. How old are you, Prof, and are you in possession of a pair of knockers that don't resemble spaniels ears? Is your beaver still tight and easily becomes well lubricated? I think that's everything for now...
  13. There's nothing wrong with a bit of praise and acknowledging a new punter who's in the game. Unfortunately, DC seems to have fallen under Franco's spell, and is now name dropping like an ex 'Big Brother' contestant in conversation with the wanker, but as @Eric Cuntman pointed out he's completely devoid of culture as a scouser, and is probably feeling quite highbrow. I've a feeling though that like myself you're from the right side of Watford. He's desperate to provoke a bit of drama in order to stay relevant, ergo his dig at our mutual respect. It's straight out of the Frank Kleftiko Cor
  14. I reckon you might have inadvertently stumbled across the feature that's snared Harry Hewitt like a Venus Fly Trap in Meg's tight beaver. I'd also imagine that like Wallis Simpson she can play the pink oboe on a par with a professional hooker. We've all been scratching our heads over why he settled for her considering the fucker had his pick of the world's minge. I'm certainly no royalist, but I've got a bit of time for Harry. He's smoked the odd joint, dressed up as a Nazi, and seems the most normal of the inbred bunch. He's certainly no Andy...
  15. I'd imagine the black cab is an attempt to circumvent the numerous warnings and fines for kerb crawling round the West End, Frank. Did you have Terry Stamp in the biblical sense in the back of the cab, or was he a genuine fee paying punter? I reckon it's time to bury Ming beneath the flower beds now. Considering the amount of times she's been in and out of the deep freeze will ensure a rapid decomposition on a hot summers weekend. You can't carry on like this, as a friend I'm suggesting that you finally let go.
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