Major Cunt

It's been eye-opening, Bill. As a thoroughbred, party line-toeing nazi I was dubious about fighting it out with my own but the money being promised by Vlad was just to good to turn down.

Rusty is sadly up shit creek without a paddle and will always be tarred with the rapist brush. Regardless of my own opinions surrounding the feral looking, conspiracy seeking, ex smackhead. We shouldn't be having a trial through the media when the old bill are not even involved. Any old slag desperate for a few quid can allege that he's fingered her beaver 🦫 ect. Didn't that old cunt who plays Ken Barlow go through the same shit.

Disappointed, eh, Pen? Are the locals only interested in your capacious sphincter and not your Black Mamba. 🤔 Thanks for setting up the double entendre.

Which also happens to be the name of Jewdy's autobiography...

Comparing Boris to Churchill is akin to comparing Boris Yeltsin to Putin. Both Boris's are little more than empty vessels with strings. Complete fucking idiots with about as much to offer their respective countries as you contribute to the Corner. I take great offence in your comparison of Churchill to Boris due to the former being one of my English heroes up there with Field Marshall Montgomery. You've been pissing on my leg recently, Prof, and it's not gone unnoticed. In the words of Kleftiko "you've been warned". @Horrified Suburbanite, ignore the above, double quoted.

Blame Frank. I had sixty kg of the finest Peruvian stashed at a port north of Lima. The cunt told me that he'd purchased another chest freezer for Ming and that his old man knew the Atlantic like the back of his hand. After a week of waiting I thought I'd chance it on a BA flight to Heathrow. @Frank, that shit was on consignment. The cartel are not best pleased and a couple of sicario's are heading to Edgware!

Unlike your Eddie Stobbart wagon, eh, Prof? I bet you smudged your lipstick whilst tapping out that little tirade on the M1. I'm interested to know exactly what I've done to get under your anchor tattooed skin though... Start making me laugh or I'll have you dancing like Buffalo Bill ala Silence Of The Lambs sharpish!

Don't knock it until you've tried it, mate. For the princely sum of a ton a week i get the pleasure of leaving the Judge in a soiled nappy pleading for a change. I then outsource the job to a Ugandan illegal for a tenner. Sure I have to put up with him curtain twitching with the binoculars in the summer and a few trips to Bargain Booze, but you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs.

Any punter worth his salt would have placed a wager on the Judge as the would be tea leaf. I was fucking disappointed to find out the man hadn't attempted this daring heist with the aid a scooter.

Maybe. The Pink Flamingo, The Admiral Duncan, and many a brothel in South East Asia. The dago gets around a bit in order to fill his carnal desires.

I'm thinking about potential safe locations to flee to in the event that Vald decides to go full Armageddon. I believe that Norfolk has it's fair share of RAF bases, but am also thinking that the swamp may escape. It's either that or Propers bunker. Hopefully his generator packs up and I'm not forced to watch his Bilderberg stack pile. I can't see the cunt going full on, but tactical nukes seem to be a real possibility. What are your thoughts

What was the score with the avatar that you were asked to change?

I'd wager heavily that there's enough of them stashed in your cab to reconstruct a sow. It must be a fucker to change gears in a pair of heels... Truly yours, Major.

I wouldn't hold out for answer, but why on God's green earth is a 50 year old hipster trolling the pages of Reddit in the early hour's. Personally, I would have expected him to be cruising around WC1 with a fistful of tenners in the old man's black cab.

Careful, mate. Dave's in possession of a monkey wrench to rival Lord P's hampton and an early morning delivery in the west country. I'm picturing that 80s film with some poor cunt getting chased by a lorry.

I'm in no mood for your shit, Prof, but the revelation of your alter ego as an eighteen stone Yorkie munching, Popeye forearmed Eddie Stobbart trucker made me giggle! Yours truly, Major.

Forget this shit, Franco. I'd be interested to hear your thoughts on the pound hitting an all time low against the dollar and Neil's sudden revelation that he's now joined the elite. One can only assume that either a palette of a tiles have knocked him off a scaffold or one of the local brasses have craftily swapped their Rohypnol chaser with him. Twenty fucking years ago you could hit the States and load up on a set of Ralph Lauren bath towels for fithty pence on the pound. Would you Adam and Eve it?

He's comedy gold lads. You've gotta love his unique ability of opening up the scooters throttle and blundering into any conversation completely unarmed with the facts. 'Poolgate' being a prime example which will always raise a laugh with me. The man's like a moth to the flame where the Corners concerned and I'm predicting his return as the lido's close for the season.

If there is one thing that I admire about le frog's, and trust me there's only one, their ability to riot, and to riot almost indefinitely until a ransom of demands are met. You've also got to tip your flat cap @judgetwi * in their banning of the burkha, and also a propensity for shooting terrorists. However, they are still the natural enemy of any self respecting English. We've saved the cunt's twice in the last century and have received little appreciation from your average baguette fondling, kike nosed inhabitant. Judge, show yourself, you scooter owning, flat cap wearing, obese, alcoholic cunt!

No doubt a cunning plans afoot to put Carlos back in his box. The uncoordinated pincer movement always runs aground against a below ninety iq foe, but where there's a will there's a way.

He did hold the belt though, PC, no easy feat in any division of the UFC. Any cunt can beat any other cunt with the right game plan and skill set in that game.

I was just in the process of awarding a like here thinking that you were referring to former UFC fighter Frank Mir at first (which would have been a clever dig given the Wolf's love of the sport, and the Frank in question having hung up the gloves). You'd be better off comparing him to Colby Covington though. A man with a unique ability to make himself look like a cunt with ease but also ticks all the right boxes in the talent department. @Wolfie, couldn't resist the above pun.

Abso-fuckin-loutly. Look at what happened to The Don. He called out the chinks for unleashing the Kung Flu upon the world and it cannot be argued that patient zero hailed from China. The participants of the forces games were the first international patients to be infected which funnily enough happened to be hosted in the communist state. He was then royally fucked over by the MSM and the septics ended up with Dementia Joe, a cunt that couldn't even make it up the stairs to Air Force One. We are now all suffering from the Ukrainian war through astronomical increases in everyday staples. A war which the NATO countries are paying through the fucking nose for. I've no doubt that The Don would have flown to Russia and made a deal with Vlad and the Ukrainians could have avoided the bloodshed. I reckon he's got a good chance of getting back into the White House.

You've been like a wheelchair bound Marshal Bernhard Montgomery on this thread, Jewdy. Rallying the troops in an offensive against the Desert Fox hunt sabitor at El-Alamein. Hopefully she gets fucked off for breaking and bending her own rules at will.

I certainly have, Eric. It's an old school strand by today's standards, but also one that will guarantee you'll be reaching for the Jaffa Cakes. I'm predicting an early night.