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Major Cunt

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  1. It's the price of the shining nutrition absent shite that leaves me scratching my head as to who purchases it. It's got to be either morbidly obese lazy cunts or those incapable of owning or using a knife. It's an affront to the cheaper and far more tasty extra mature cheddar it sits near.
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    I've just noticed that I've joined the thousand likes club of established cunters. I'm thinking of celebrating this achievement by slaughtering Aitch the Corners resident spice connoisseur. However, the strength of the brand he's smoking seems to make him impervious to any quality material. I think I spotted him in the city centre earlier shadow boxing outside Wilkos in a pair of socks. I wonder if he knows that Chairman Mao executed all addicts as part of his 'Great Leap Forward', and who the fuck is this Orange cunt? He's got all the trademarks of a Withers sock puppet.
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    Did he follow you into the gents for a slash, and gazed far too long at your jerk sausage?
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    Surely Ed's gotta be Boycie with his used car emporium, or possibly Jerome with Withers as Micky Pearce...
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    Indeed. I saw a news segment earlier which featured a Swedish ski and hiking clothing brand who's used garments can be converted into compost. I bet they cost an absolute fortune though, and in coming decades there will be a heavy duty on cotton, and every other cunt will be wearing hemp.
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    Absolutely... Do me a favour, Franco. Either come up with some new material, or ask @Witheredscrote to ghost write you a few posts, as it's clear to all the apprentice has become the master. Sort yourself out!
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    Big Vern was definitely my favourite character. Followed by Sid The Sexist.
  8. Absolutely. I've just recalled paying 25 notes for a B&B which I only needed for an afternoon. Back in the days when I could be back on the job in under 10 minutes. Failing to be prepared on the rubbers front and not keen on putting a bun in the oven, the sheets looked like a plasterers radio upon exit. Good times! I don't think Harry bothers with the YMCA as his astronomical spice habit consumes any spare change. I'd imagine the closest shop doorway serves as an abode.
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    Stop taking the odd length up the Gary Glitter, or get some stool softeners. I'm sure if you contacted the Judge he could hook you up given the amount of time he sits in watching 'The Bill' reliving his glory days. Failing that you could ask Drew as I'd imagine his alcohol induced dehydration causes turds drier than an Arabs sandal...
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    Amen to.that,Trucking. It was men like us who fought the toffs wars for them, and Harold is definitely swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool. I'd say he was somewhere in the order of a lower primate on an intellectual level. Back in the good old days of the Corner we would have induced him to be sectioned.
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    You found Reptile on Facebook then?
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    Indeed. Not forgetting the Polish either. They were absolutely ferocious in the air determined to make the hun pay for their atrocities. @ChildeHarold I bet you didn't know about Uncle Joe allowing German war factories situated in Russia in the 20's and 30's. German technological know how and troop training in exchange for cooperation. Then once Adolf had enough he fucking slaughtered them. 50 miles from Moscow...
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    I fucking hope so. I actually like Assad as when he worked at Moorfields he went to great lengths to disguise who he was, and comes across as a decent fella in interviews. He also had no asperation to be the president either, and it was a truly secular state with a large Christian community who the Krauts should have taken as refugees. The only reason we started bombing the shit out of his country was to appease the fucking kikes. They want the middle east balkanised so that their enemies are weakened. I'm glad that Putin had the bollocks to put Spetsnatz boots on the ground and wiped the
  14. Indeed. Lady P was shovelling more than coal on The Flying Scotsman in its 20's, so I strongly refute that he's only approaching 70 given the amount of geriatric shite it manages to smear our sacred pages with. I've lost count of the random place names mentioned which once had a station prior to Dr Beeching's cull.
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    I don't think Monty would have had any problems pulling off a successful operation. A few pissed up Paddy's are hardly the 'Desert Fox', Panz.
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    De Valera was a slippery cunt who also permitted their spies to be dropped in Ireland and was more than happy to pass on intelligence too. It's a shame that FDR never got to see the final victory. He was a great friend to us in trying to get the septics into the war sooner, but had to settle for 'lend lease' at first. His one flaw though was being charmed by Stalin's claim to return all conquered red army territory via free elections. Churchill saw the threat coming and we could have taken Berlin and more as the Krauts were surrendering to us in droves. No wonder the cunts love the
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    The cunts willingly let U-boats into their waters in WW2, and probably loaded sacks of spuds to help on their voyages to sink our merchant convey's. We should have invaded the cunts after we finished off Hitler. It would have been like a paddle on Bournemouth beach compared to D-Day...
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    If you're happy being part of the Forth Reich then fair play to you, Panz. Did you know the concept of the EU was actually conceived by Nazi Germany, as they needed a way to keep their conquered territories compliant, but we put a stop to that, and with a good few Irish too. A centralised currency, no borders ect, and it all administered from Berlin. The only difference is their in Brussels now and not gassing Jew's... Look at the financial crisis of Greece, Spain ect, and inviting second world countries to join causing more havoc. Once some of the other big players leave it will be unsus
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    Out of likes. That's an incredibly valid point about the tax loopholes being closed. I'd happily make a wager with Panz that by next year we'll be the ones laughing while their harvesting spuds.
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    Fuck me. Northern Ireland being kept in economic harmony with spudland. Their not going to like that...as I can't see them finding an influx of horses and carts and alcoholic tramps economical balance.
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    Nice one, Wolfie, I'm listening to this now.
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    We're all sick to the back teeth of your bog trotting supposed little victory... Change the record you fucking idiot.
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    I stumbled across Franzese after watching a five part documentary on how they took down the mob and found the man quite intriguing. I know when he told his boss and his father that he was quitting the life a contract was placed on his life, as the only two ways out are death or a life sentence. I think he's a very shrewd individual. He told the FBI that he would testify at trials and acquired a six year sentence on that premise. However, when it actually came to him being called as a prosecution witness he refused and had his parole revoked. I think the only reason he never g
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    I'm gonna track this down, Trucking, definitely my cuppa tea.
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    I dunno, Trucking. Old 'Wild Bill Clinton' must have a few thousand air miles from his frequent flier trips on 'The Lolita Express', and was heavily involved in Bush seniors Charlie importation to fund the Contras in Nicaragua*. I'd rather back a sex addict over a nonce. *All this is backed up by respected journalists!
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