Major Cunt

I fucking loved Razzle and Escort. They featured birds you were likely to see on an estate somewhere. When i was away you used to be able to put pages from the above glued with toothpaste before the pc brigade banned it. Some geezer who happened to be residing in the same establishment took some serious banter when somebody spotted his ex bird... And before you get a semi Jew-boy i never saw any bum banditry. Fucking funny, Eric!

I saw a bloke on an escalator with a copy of Viz under his arm and i was tempted to ask for a butchers.

The chairman of Bargain Booze is prepared to pay for Drew's liver transplant. If he snuffs it they might go the way of Woolworths!

Jesus wept. Pulling the grammar card is always a sign of a man on the ropes. I'd be here till next week if i was to pull you up on the grammatical mistakes of the late night White Ace fuelled tirades. I also hold qualifications that you could never achieve in a lifetime. Have a word with your rabbi for fucks sake!

The man's a south of the river Mickey Flanagan, a true comedy genius but incapable of doing the cockney walk for obvious reasons. Double busy cunt!

I'm sure Frank can clarify this matter and also has also chosen to ''back it up'' whilst there.

Eric, old Jewdy seems to be responsible for my best material. I only wish we had a couple more opinionated, Jewish, wide-boys but a muslin of the same calibre would work.

The only thing he should be hung for is not taking a Still saw with a diamond tipped blade and cutting her off the plinth. That utter cunt Thatcher is responsible for selling our North sea oil (we could have been self sufficient or rich like Norway), privatisation of anything possible, crushing most unions, and having Jimmy fucking Savile regularly visit Chequers. I'm sure there's many more acts of cuntishness like possibly taking up trap two from Reagan ect, but I think i've made my point... Eggs? What a wanker!

Not a bad retort, Jewdith. I had absolutely no idea that Tooting Bec lido was a notorious site for turd burglars and thanks for the heads up, obviously i'll be staying well clear. You do seem to have an encyclopaedic knowledge regarding all thing's pink and pool related. I'm guessing you have to make sure the scooters fully charged for the journey along with a tube of KY Jelly. It must be a fucking nightmare for the life guards getting you in the pool given your morbid obesity. I've heard of the pink pound but is there an equivalent shekel?

He's working on a film script for Guy Richie. Apparently Jewdy's been giving it the Barry Mcguigan aka bigun!

Interesting that you've mentioned the word ''pool'' in your opening sentence. The weather is starting to warm up and maybe you can take the scooter down Tooting Bec lido if it's still open. Don't forget your arm bands and speedos! Not need to thank me obviously.

Indeed. I do question the ex cozzer role though. He seems to be completely clueless in regards to the english penal system. You would have thought that any run of the mill pc would have a working knowledge, but he's quite vocal about Scotland Yard. There's absolutely no way he made detective if Frank could lure him to a fake taverna.

Surely he had to be running for the spot that covers Golders Green or possibly Stamford Hill. The only other explanation is that he was pulling a Tommy Robinson and hiding his jewish heritage, running (no pun intended) as a BNP candidate which probably wouldn't have made him to popular on his Brixton estate, but then again they're not too fond of old bill either. What's your take on it?

The Judge has got all the credentials to land a deputy commissioner role at Jimmy Savile House. Paralysed, bent, jewish and with a penchant for Arabs. The chronic alcoholism might be an issue but then again look at what used to happen on Top Of The Pops. Now then, now then...

If Pen was to get a stiffie upon a peak of the Andes mountain range it would cause a partial solar eclipse...

Now that's just cracked me up!

I've absolutely no idea what his connection to Cowell is apart from them being responsible for pushing talent devoid, utterly cuntish pop acts on the public, forcing bands that actually wrote and played their own instruments struggling to get signed. You would have thought that King had enough dough put away to pay his own bail, but was possibly attempting to claim poverty knowing that the filthy fucking nonces victims would be rightly awarded his millions, or maybe all those Southeast Asia holidays with Glitter were not that cheap after all. What's the Corners consensus regarding the Cowell connection?

He normally doesn't unless he's checking for store detectives whilst shoplifting white spirit's. When it comes to procuring alcohol Drew's as cunning as a Afghan warlord after a new tea boy.

Not too fussed who likes me here and who doesn't, Jewdith. I was simply offering a piece of advice that might help you out along with the obligatory piss taking. If forced to wager on the punter most likely to take this place as reality then it's a score on yourself. I'm not sure if it's the copious amounts of Kalashnikov vodka or lack of human contact causing your hilarious rage, but i'm not a shrink. Maybe Roops did a degree in psychology along with her others. i'm more than happy to take you out for a spin in the wheelchair coz that's the kind of bloke I am. Chill the fuck out, and Shalom!

I'm just wondering how many clunge starved punters sent dick pics via PM. Her absence could potentially be explained due to receiving a snap of Lord P`s Burmese Python. Even a slapper from Leeds who's knocked out eight kids of various shades would undoubtedly shudder and call it a day upon sight.

I was listening to a podcast with a bloke who was either double or triple A cat. It was just him Kenny Noye and Mickey Steele on this special unit. Despite being held behind electronic triple gates and cameras in their cells they were awoken by a torch shined in the face every half hour during the night. Really interesting fella who was dealing directly with the Cali Cartel, Moroccan Mafia and others. He had previously escaped from a Dutch and an English jail while being taken to court and they gave him twenty odd years in his absence. Noye actually took the torch part of it to the European Court of Human Rights* and won. *Now we are out of Europe the government can really fuck the public about with no fear of a rulings against it.

I'm deducing that you're still the persecuted forced to wear the red triangle by a fascist dictator after reading that little tirade. For a man who persistently accuses others of being thick your density continues to both puzzle and amuse me. If you wound that neck in with more chins than a chinese phone book attached to it for a week then you'll probably be unshackled. Unfortunately the cultivated Jewdy outlaw image won't allow it, so now Roops has you checkmated. Put down the can of Special Brew, take a Valium, read the above, and stop fucking whining. You stupendously thick, bum banditry obsessed, scooter speeding cunt!

After reading a few of the archived threads it's abundantly clear that the Judge has never once broken character. The fat fucker seemed even more opinionated, uninformed, and made even more enemies back then. Credit where it's due, he's a thoroughbred cunt. Then again, i`d be an angry, Special Brew guzzling wanker if I was paralysed.

Was Nobgobbler actually a bird? That avatar used to give the oboe a little twinge picturing a Megan Fox looking twenty something in need of some protein, but given that this site is the finest collection of class a cunts from all four corners i seriously doubt it!

If we all liked the same thing this site would die overnight. Agreed regarding old Pammy. I`d still bang that like a snare drum though, the girl knows her way around the pink oboe!