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  1. ratcum


    People who really should be rubbed out
  2. Carol Ann Duffy, is a rug-munching, drivel-spouting Jock who works at Manchester Metropolitan University. If the above wasn't enough for her to be classed one of the U.K's biggest cunts, she is also Britain's Poet Laureate, and for an additional income of about £25-30k p.a, she can pen ditties about 'major' news events. Some of her best work includes 'Achilles', about Beckham's foot, a sonnet about the MP's expenses scandal and 'The Counties' about Royal Mail removing counties from postal addresses. Her most recent work could be her best yet http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-3
  3. This hook-nosed, jaundiced streak of cross-dressing, comedy-vacuum piss needs sealed in a concrete chamber with that other fat hairless lefty cottaging lesbian Matt Lucas and exposed to a canister or two of post-Weimar pesticide. Then incinerated. That is all.
  4. I can’t tell you how happy I was to hear that somebody in public life, somebody with a platform, actually had the balls to come out and question all this libtard crying over a druggie, dangerous career criminal bastard who deservedly snuffed it 4000 miles away. He would only “take a knee” for Her Maj or his Mrs, says Dom. At last, I thought to myself, a man with a pair of bollocks! Then I see the cunt on the telly backtracking and saying that the “taking the knee” thing comes from some TV shite watched by children and morons. Jesus fucking CHRIST!! This is the FOREIGN FUCKING SECRETARY f
  5. Fat useless cunts who live in hounslow. Especially faked blonde haired middle aged fucking cunts, fat ugy old dogs, fake friends, fake cunts, make out you fucking care, fuck of you false cunts.
  6. Gwyneth Paltrow has marketed a candle called 'This Smells Like My Vagina'! Why? The renowned Hollywood cum dumpster reckons her cunt smells “funny, gorgeous, sexy and a beautifully unexpected scent”. I've not been there (yet) so I can't vouch for this, though why you'd want your house stinking of Gwynnies rancid minge, I don't know, maybe Neil has some insight. The last time I got to see some cunt-candle antics was when I watched a couple of Nuns diddling each other with a prayer candle in one of those 'exotic' videos that er.. I borrowed off a bloke down the pub. 😉
  7. Inspired by a recent post about venom being absent from the site as of late, I set off on a venture to resuscitate an old thread about this fucking piece of subhuman shit, only to find it has completely fallen off the site; even the archive. If I was a mod here, upon banning a couple of sad bastards, I would immediately sticky a thread that cunted this complete and utter oxygen wasting pile of shame incarnate. Talentless, pointless, fucking clueless, yet acting constantly as if the exact opposite was the case with his smug as fuck demeanour. A true fucking cuntbreed worthy of a strict die
  8. That jock cunt loves what he does, I’d like to see him beaten into a bloody pile and then a stray dog pisses on the pile and actually improves the smell !
  9. This twice bankrupt cunt seems to have been forgotten. He paid £1 to Greasy Green for BHS and got £10million to go with it.Then three months later he extracted £1.7million from the company and later extracted anoth £1million and then used another £1.5million to settle the mortgage debt on his parents home the cunt then put BHS into liquidation leaving several thousand people out of a job and with reduced pensions. Currently the cunt claims to have “no funds”, and claimed he had extensive outgoings, of almost £9,000 per month made up of: £3,800 a month rent on a Dorset mansion; £2,666 a month
  10. So this pompus cunt piece of shit aggressively "ordered" me to put my dog on a lead. It's family had a wedding reception in a fuck off great marquee on the village green. I don't have a problem with this. Although they did leave a few subtle "dog walkers, fuck off" signs about. A couple of which I ripped down. Of course, I and a lot of of dog owners need better control of our dogs. But had made considerable effort in keeping mine away, but the cheap bin bags full of empty smoked salmon packets, would probably draw in many of the lower classes you get on CC. The wedding wa
  11. Guest

    "Fellow helpful motorists"

    I sit for days waiting to join the motorway T junction outside my house, which was once a rural road. Finally it starts to get clear, when some Helpful Herbert turns up, slows to a crawl, flashing lights and frantically waving in front of him. Usually fuck all behind the cunt. It would be so much more straightforward, and quicker if the cunt just make their turn, and then you make yours, you know, like in the highway code? Don't assume we are all as spasticated as you, and need constant help and guidance every time we move. I think most of these people are power tripping cunts. Fu
  12. Mike, the durty little sleeveen cunt ditched the edd china over money or somthing. .little man baloon bastard Panzerknacker
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    Not content with spoiling people's lives five days a week, these cunts insist on working Saturdays and even on good Friday. With all this Tory cunting house building going on, you are never out of earshot of a brick grinder, hammer, Radio 1 full bore out of a shitty distorted radio and general shouting about. Not to mention the loud casual racism when they're in the pub. Nearly everytime I drive the road out of my village it's a fucking builders truck or van up my arse because I DARE to do 30mph. Antisocial cunts. Shut the fuck up! Fuck off.
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    Jeremys' List

    on behalf of CC I must express my disappoint at not being mentioned on Jeremys' List of abusers. This is a definite message that we all need to up our game. Form an orderly queue and fucking let him and that Diane Abbott slag have it with both barrels.
  15. The cunt in front of me at the curry house this evening: "Can I get a Chicken Pathia, not too hot mate, just like Korma hot". The phrase "can I get" deserves a thorough cunting in it's self, but to request a medium heat curry extra mild really does take some beating. What next "boiled chicken breast for me mate, no spices please"? I didn't get to hear his side order, but no doubt it was "pillow rice" with a dollop of tomato ketchup. If I was the chef, I wouldn't be able to resist chucking in several chopped nagas. I think there was a similar posting to this before, but I think
  16. Guest

    Chris Hemsworth

    Another hollywood cunt with the personality of a wet dish cloth and all the acting ability of a lump of fucking wood who talks in a really fucking low and gravelly deep voice throughout every piece of shit film he's been in, who was presumably just picked by hollywood for his faggoty six pack and looks(?) despite having a fat squashed in bulldog face. Apparently australia just produces faggots with six-packs nowadays instead of real blokes like crocodile dundee. Oh and he can shove his Boss bottled up his fucking crack too.
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    Another fucking freak

    The world's first transgender man has given birth to some unfortunate child. That's topped it all so can we now go back to all getting along before this gender mixing fuck up started? This freak stopped her hormone treatment so she could get pregnant with her boyfriend. So not only is there a possibility of the child having some sort of physical and/or mental problems due to the hormone treatment still possibly being in the body during the first stages of pregnancy,but later in life will have the piss ripped out of it because of these selfish cunts only interested in their own sorry lives than
  18. The annoying spam slag in the foxy bingo ad. .she needs punishing Panzerknacker
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    Lady Gaga

    Apparently the Gagist has hitched a ride on the Fibromyalgia bullshit bandwagon. Now, whilst I don't acknowledge the existence of such nonsense, a small part of me harbours a glimmer of hope that her symptoms will (sooner rather than later) overwhelm her and bring about the inevitable mental meltdown she's clearly incubating. It doesn't bode well however to anticipate her premature demise, as it's been suggested by some that the saintly Florence Nightingale may have been a sufferer and she valiantly held it at bay until she died aged 90. Others speculate she most likely died of Syphilis.
  20. Snowy

    Allen keys

    So these monstrosity of things ,you spend all day looking for the right one, you want to take down your ikea bed and these cunts dont fit, fuck you .This post hasnt been influenced by the tools trend on here...disclaimer.
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    Ken Cheng

    He has won the Edinburgh Fringe Funniest joke award with the following hilarious one liner .. "I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change."
  22. Aka a cold fucking idiot. His sacrifice was utterly fucking pointless. Who knows; if he'd hung about a bit he could have at least kept everyone's spirits up by letting them all kick the pious cunt into a coma.....then eating him. Just fucking wandering off like that's not on. I reckon he'd seen a passing Eskimo tribe.....out the corner of his eye like....and thought fuck Scott and the other 2 cunts...and ran off and agreed with the Eskimos that in exchange for 1) Food. 2)Warmth 3) Mainly rubber clothing 4) An alibi, Oates was prepared to "get his eyebrows frosted" every hour -on the hour by t
  23. Switch on BBC2 and you will see a black snooker player named Rory McLeod sporting a sponsors badge on his waistcoat with ISIS in large lettering. I've just googled this cunt and apparently he is a Muslim and has been criticised in the past for refusing to shake the hand of female referees due to his beliefs! He's wearing a fucking badge that says ISIS! No doubt it's a company of some sort that happens to have those initials, but even so, considering his religion, this is taking the piss, if a white player with a crew cut had a fucking National Front emblem on their waistcoat, they'd be banned
  24. Another ridiculously overrated bass player, like shit-cunt-Collins, with another ridiculous fucking name. For those who've never heard of this cunt, you'll be surprised to hear that he's not black.
  25. What the fuck is this stupid cunt playing at? I've just witnessed a shit advert of him dancing about like a cunt, throwing a hat and pointing at a drummer. What the fuck is he selling? Who gives a fuck? How can I kill the past-being-famous cunt.
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