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  1. I am absolutely fucking astounded that this ponce fest has never been nominated before. I assumed that the corner was usually quiet on a Saturday because, like me, you all had lives. Little did I realise that you were all sat at home sipping pinot grigio whilst chuckling like fucking idiots at Brucey's jokes and critiquing some z list benders fox trot. It's the only explanation as to how this slipped under the radar. Baws, I especially expected more from you. Sorry to go Manky on you all, but this shitfest sums up the state today of our once glorious nation. The premier show on TV revolves aro
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    Bunch of smug, self-righteous,arrogant, shit eating,sjw, yank-lite arseholes who i've seen laughably claim on the interwebs many times before that their frozen backwater is 'the best country on earth'. Fuck knows what they're supposed to be smug about. Their nonentity of a country is mostly made up of frozen lakes, forests and is boring as shit. ⛄⛄ 💩💩
  3. Trump asked a perfectly reasonable quesion, so why do all the bleeding-heart, liberal, snowflake cunts get so fuckin' upset? "Why are we having all these people from sh*thole countries come here?" the president said in the Thursday afternoon Oval Office meeting with a handful of members of the House and Senate. Coudn't be because said 'snowflakes' feel so fucking guilty about having a roof over their heads and a few meals a day, instead of dining on a scabby rat carcass and taking shelter under a tree when it rains, could it? If you feel that guilty, just give all your money aw
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    That daft cow prancing around lip syncing badly to "ain't nobody" has me torn between a spontaneous wank and smashing the TV to bits. Also, the whole stupid "tui" shit. "oooh we out you in the middle". Annoying "cushy cuddly wuddly" customer service twaddle adopted all banks and building societies in their shite adverts. I've never been particularly interested in violent sex, but I could quite happily shag tui woman as much as punch her. Fuck off.
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    Nintendo switch

    It speaks volumes about how shit of a games company nintendo is when the last time those dickheads brought out an actual games console with an actual controller was the gamecube in 2002, why pay £200 for a ps4 or an xcawks when you can shell out £300 for a plastic gimmicky piece of shit with such amazing titles as gloryhole simulator 17 where you wave a plastic stick around to simulate fellatio! Nintendo switch is the punkape of games consoles.
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    Folk who stink of shit.

    I was accosted in the Lloyds bank by a guy offering to help me deposit funds. He smelt of shit. What to do? Change bank, wear a nose clip Or go to a diff brach. There was no back ground music to help me out. Wipe your arse & avoid me
  7. Carol Ann Duffy, is a rug-munching, drivel-spouting Jock who works at Manchester Metropolitan University. If the above wasn't enough for her to be classed one of the U.K's biggest cunts, she is also Britain's Poet Laureate, and for an additional income of about £25-30k p.a, she can pen ditties about 'major' news events. Some of her best work includes 'Achilles', about Beckham's foot, a sonnet about the MP's expenses scandal and 'The Counties' about Royal Mail removing counties from postal addresses. Her most recent work could be her best yet http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-3
  8. That fucking wins??? Mind you.. here's the top 10... "I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free" - Darren Walsh"Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West" - Stewart Francis"Surely every car is a people carrier?" - Adam Hess"What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter" - Masai Graham"If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn't go" - Dave Green"Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas" - Mark Nelson"R
  9. Should be done under the trade descriptions act, the only thing great about it is the ever encroaching sea which will hopefully one day wipe it off the map. One of the most deprived areas in the country, its almost impressive level of tackiness and 1950's style ambience manages to attracts northern types in their thousands. Swarms of the uncouth, fat ankled fuckers descend each year to eat and shit in close proximity in rusty, tetanus infested caravan's. Personally, if this was the only place I could afford to take my family on holiday to, I'd report myself to social services for child neglect
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    He wasn't a great leader; there were just some utterly useless cunts around at the time. He was an egotistical twat who would have bummed off to America if Rommel had landed in Rhyl.
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