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So the fucking clue is in the name although it is a jolly jape and play on the word "quick" or have they chosen to call themselves "kwik" so as to avoid trade descriptions? Took my black mans wheel 3 series to KF as had a slow puncture that became a flat. Not a rare car by any stretch of the imagination, not like it's a Fraiser Nash or a Lamborghini Muira Sv right hand drive with gold wheels and sunburst red body Fucking chimp tells me my tyre not in stock and it will be 2 days to get one in!!! Now bmw in their fucking nazi Germany wisdom do not provide a spare wheel anymore, they have a pump and some gel to seal a puncture.....but the tyre is off the rim. Fucking useless. So chimp says do you want a taxi...and I say no I want a fucking tyre ! And Kwik...like the fucking shop name says !!! Two other monkeys step into the shop cabin and get all giddy.....I remind them of the master servant relationship....and they remind me they have no fucking tyres in a fucking tyre shop.......I call them cunts. One of the chimps takes umbrage at being cunted and tries to make a move but meets with my fucking raging annoyance. I hobble round the corner to Abduls Tyres they have lots of my tyres in stock. Don't believe that fucking wank advert on the telly.....KW are fucking useless mongs and a right set of jumpy cunts who all need a fucking car jack to fail and drop a 2 tonne rusty Range Rover on their heads. Proper useless cunts and not a GCSE amongst them.