Option 1 - no criminal damage or malicious intent so let it go. I suppose some deliberate, lengthy “maintenance” of the security cameras could be performed in the hope the cheeky little bastards notice it being done and realise that it’s highly likely they were seen doing it.
Bollocks. It isn't a log cabin, and it isn't in the Appalachians. It's a B&Q flat pack garden shed, and it's in your back garden. As for drinking and listening, Tesco Value lager, and a Des O'Connor LP on a Goodman are about your level, you pretentious cunt. Regards to Mrs Ape.
It's strange, isn't it ? If I was in their position, I would be looking to get paying jobs (genuinely) rather than causing more embarrassment and dramarama. I suppose they must be desperate for money and Oprah tempted them with the ready cash. I'm not a big fan of the Royals, but this does make me feel slightly sorry for the Queen.