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Well you can guarantee she'll never get any more birthday cards. Stupid cow couldn't even handle the job - probably noticed the walls closing in and tried to cash in before she was fucked off. That card was more prophetic than she ever thought: it wasn't her age that got her fucked off, but her attitude. Mewling, money grubbing old bint.

I could tell you, but that would blow my "International Man of Mystery" air, so you'll just have to draw your own conclusions.

The cunt was never much to look at even back then, but he now bears a remarkable resemblance to one of those compare the market meerkats. Or is it Theodore out of the chipmunks? One of those rodenty little fuckers anyway.

This.....this.....this..... pint-sized fucker has been getting on my tits since forever - well, specifically, 1992 when he cried like the baby Jesus on the winners podium,  after steering the Searle brothers in the GB coxed pair to Olympic Gold in Barcelona. Not content with acting like a prize petunia on one of the biggest of international stages, he continues to steal a living by phoning in the same commentary for every rowing race, using a random phrase generator, viz "Get out from the start quickly....dictate the pace of the race.....settle through the middle one thousand metres....taking the stroke rate up....25 strokes left....one last effort" I'm amazed James Cracknell doesn't twat him into the middle of the next Olympiad. Oh and as for calling us 'Grayd Briddun', I mean WT actual F? You sound like a superannuated DJ on Local Radio Gold, who thinks music ended with 'Radar Love'

Probably bull-able i suppose Rev, still, you have to wonder how Lopez does it. Perhaps it`s diet and exercise but that woman looks to have a body a 25yr would die for. She can`t hold on to a fella though. This is a 2021 pic. She`s 51. Damn..