Dyslexic cnut

You stupid, squalid fucking cunt

Otherwise known to you as ‘breakfast?’

I’ll be in Rome, Florence, Milan, Lake Como then over to Venice before heading home after a couple of nights in Geneva. Admittedly, not as stimulating as getting covered in dust and shite whilst fighting off mosquitos and killer snakes and spiders…but, whoever in Europe can rival the limitless stimulation that you have down there on that floating cow-pat littered with neantherthals tamed by a criminal underclass? Do fuck off…you pretentious failed Brit.

Jesus bastard Christ. Did this Corner big-hitting veteran just say what I think he did?

How many days has it been now, Doc?

I use a bucket of soapy water and my JSP Maxuum 4500psi water-blaster for the bare-metal finish. If its good enough for 60’ luxury inland yacht, it’s good enough for my 1 year old Bentley.

A cockroach or @entitled little cunt would raise the IQ of your average Abbo…which says it all really.

When Christ fucked off, 2000+ years ago, he told the Abbos to ‘do nothing until I get back.’ The cunts took it literally. I can’t for the life of me comprehend why a marginally intelligent, medically trained British graduate would regularly fuck one.

Fuque off you French cunt.

I twatted him several years ago, Gypps. He was pulling all sorts of kung-fu moves on me so I dropped him with a solar plexus shot. Crying cunt was off school for two days.

…and the Barbican.

My real son is an even bigger cunt.

This retort could have worked but don’t ever start a sentence with ‘and’. Ever…never again.

I call him ‘my son’ but the truth is, he’s the step-son. HC, I never even had the pleasure of shagging the missus when she was ten years younger and worth one…I just picked up the bill for the said shag a decade later. What a fucking shit show of a life.

My son is 23 years of age. He has an Honours Degree from a reputable University in Business and Marketing and makes a pretty good living trading Bitcoin and other NFT type shit that I don’t understand. Unfortunately, he gleans all of his political opinions from the inter webs and cunts like Andrew Tate. In short, he’ll espouse any conspiracy theory known to man. Be it JFK, Hitler was a decent man, Putin is the kind of President that the West needs, homosexuals should be killed and he’d never marry a ‘Western woman’ because they are all ‘cunts’ and Islam has it right. The last one is a bit odd in that he seems perfectly fucking happy asking his mother to do his washing when he has a mummy-funded, brand new and serviceable washing machine and dryer in his apartment. We bought him an air fryer as one of his Xmas presents. When we dropped his fucking washing off last week, the missus noted that his air-fryer had not been used. When she asked him why he said…’Teflon makes men gay!’ Apparently, non-stick technology is resulting in rampant homosexuality and cancer. Conversely, snorting beak, smoking weed and guzzling MDMA every weekend is a healthy option. What a fucking cunt generation of ill-informed wankers…going forward…we’re fucked with this lot.