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  1. She had her phone nicked in Covent Garden last week. Some youth leaned over her table with a map asking directions, then whipped it away from under her nose. She came home in tears and the first thing I said was 'I bet he was black.. he must've been black. Black fucking bastards!' Do you know what she did, Eric? I'll tell you exactly what she did. She turned on her heel and stomped upstairs, hovered briefly on the landing, then stomped back down again. Wide-eyed with head jutting from side to side J. Lo fashion, she sized me up and down with a swirly finger and said, 'so absolutely everyone ha
  2. It's 'film'. You fucking idiot.
  3. Firstly, no fucker gives two shits how old you are. Regardless of whether you're 18 or 80, you'll always come across like a 12 year old who failed his 11 Plus. Secondly, the only fit women anyone needs to concern themselves with are.. Maria Grazia Cucinotta, Jenny Agutta, Rosamund Pike, Sensual Jane and Timothée Chalamet. I'd lick out Timmy's Cadbury's any day of the week.
  4. Shut up stubby you fucking idiot.
  5. You’ve got me down to a tee. How about this?..
  6. Where are you in the world LCS? Not only do I like your tone, I fancy something a little more exotic.
  7. You’ve been around long enough to know that starting a sentence with ‘so’ is unacceptable in every respect. Don’t do it.
  8. Cords + chukkas. Socks by Falke... https://ibb.co/jb7CgdP 👌
  9. I found my old 33 long play France Gall and Jane Birkin records this morning whilst clearing out our old place in Clermont Ferrand. The skinny full-length mirror in my childhood box room is still there. I loved dancing in front of that mirror, Eric. Would you like to suck my tits?
  10. I like him. His posts flow and unlike you, he doesn’t appear to give a shit. He’s got balls.. do you know what I mean?
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