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Moronic father and son, goofing the cameras at Sheffield, as they do every year. It’s trending on twitter and apparently there’s now a warrant out for the poor cunt’s arrest. What the fuck is going on, Ed?

Regardless of what or who he is, he’ll do well to stay in my good graces. I’ll tell you exactly what’s happening here, Ed. Buckle in. You might recall that poor Kate’s hospital notes were the subject of an attempted royal data breach back in January. Allegedly, unsavoury staff at The London Clinic published her medical records on the dark web. LCS, a retired, redundant, and homesick expat, peruses these sordid sites on a daily basis. He then relays the shit to all seven of us, as if he’s on the cusp of securing a groundbreaking exclusive. The man is undeniably a tool. If, god forbid, it transpires the princess is no longer with us, or her entire being is made up of semen from a thousand black sailors cocks, not a single sensible soul would care in the slightest.

KB’s tiktok acc..

The retard is practically dead already. A gob full of fucking implants, and a head filled with mud.

You really are a breath of fresh air, elc. Have a wonderful weekend!

I once held great admiration for the man, Ed. His long-distance annihilation of wanker Wolfie has always been a tonic for the soul. However, this recent clownish behaviour and royal ramblings make KB look positively sane. 'Keep watching'... what a total fucking moron he's turned out to be. Is there nothing good left in this world?

Fuck off my thread you idiot.

You can hide… https://ibb.co/qpBc60t

You appear somewhat alarmed, Withers. I don’t mean anything by it.. I’m just lonely.

Neil, you’re not gonna like this, but I’m about to come after you like never before. Last week a certain educated, pink chino and linen blazer-wearing, articulate, and far overseas fellow member, turned on me.. willy-nilly. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t dumbfounded. I don’t believe I have the nous to take him on, so I’ve decided to take it out on you.

And that may be all you need to know.

I don’t know much, but I can tell you that he’s 48.

Do you honestly believe that Decs is in his mid 30s?

To be fair, Ed, given the way you carry yourself, you haven't done too badly. Despite the high-waisted M&S knickers and salt and pepper hair bun, she boasts a commendable set of pins. I bet she's got a mouth like a sewer. I wouldn't touch it.. obvs. A strong 4 out of 10.

I owe you an apology, DC. If anything, I was a little envious of you having a son of similar age to mine who can pay their own fucking way. I'm sorry.

Considering the amount of time you waste barking at anything that moves, it’s no surprise you’ve ended up with a spoiled and obnoxious little Bitcoin shithouse for a son. Buying a 23 year-old an air fryer as ‘one’ of his Xmas presents tells us all we need to know about the parents. And he lives in a flat, not an ‘apartment’, you idiot.

For someone whose main goal in life is to keep things on the straight and narrow, it's quite something to have a nose that appears to have been stuck on in a game of Pin the Donkey. Ronnie, if you're reading this, and you probably are, your nose is a fucking mess!

@Eddie Bombers... https://streamable.com/dfxupn

It’s a thinking man’s nomination, H. I’m targeting a specific member who’s well known to be weak in the knee.

I saw an opportunity to top the leaderboard and went for it. I deserve better than this.

It’s a well-established technique in armless snooker throughout Lahore. Commonly known as the suck-back or ‘ واپس چوسنا’ in urdu, it provides very little advantage over able-bodied players. Look how he uses his tongue (03.12) to follow through with left side on that blue.

Pakistani Ikram Bibi achieved a 52 break with his chin. Bigger shoulders than @Dyslexic cnut too!

I was anticipating a different vibe to this thread, Withers. I'll be dedicating myself to this over the next two weeks, and I'd appreciate if you'll adapt to the intended spirit of the game... without having to repeat yourself.