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Frank

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  1. Good to see you back in full swing, Decimus. For now, my work is done here.
  2. Joking aside, I had Donny in the back of the cab in 2015. Small world.
  3. Do you remember that film with Julie Christie in '73.. 'Don't look Now'? My mum took me to see that at the Odeon on the Edgware Road. Great cast.
  4. He was actually a hetrosexulist. I bought his brother Barry's house in Holloway about 6 years ago. He died too shortly after at fifty something.. heart attack. I'm a straight man, Neil, but when that Levi's advert came out when I was around 14, I would've sniffed-out those white boxers all day long.
  5. Frank

    Ronnie O'Sullivan

    Ed, I’m going to lie low for a while and allow for all of this to pass. See you in June.
  6. Frank

    Ronnie O'Sullivan

    Your ‘group’ consisting of the lower echelons of the membership... withers, Eddie, and your main subservient cock-chomping ho the Major. The big hitters have been courting me throughout the day and will continue to do so. I’m the best on here. What a wasted talent.
  7. I’ve never been in such bad shape, Wolfie. All this fat spilling over the top of my double-pleat Turnbell & Asser’s. I’ve got grey pubes and chest hair, skinny little legs, and a fat back. Who do I turn to?
  8. Frank

    Ronnie O'Sullivan

    Gyps, steer clear of Line of Duty. It’s full of twists and turns and shit. You won’t get it and you won’t like it. Is The Fall any good?
  9. I’ll tell you what, Eric, I’ve got all this fucking excess fat around my lower back. I can’t stand myself. For the first time in my life my belly protrudes beyond my chest.
  10. You’ve been warned.
  11. I’ve been advised to steer clear of any further confrontation, Stubbs. I suggest you do the same. Spotter made his position clear yesterday and you should consider yourself lucky a proper mod wasn’t on duty.
  12. You’re on very, very thin ice, stubby. You’ve been warned.
  13. The Simpsons? Juvenile twat.
  14. Working on the door for half your life, you wouldn’t trust your own mum.
  15. Frank

    Ronnie O'Sullivan

    Cock or fanny, I like you, gyps.. a lot. You’ve got a weeny little brain, but that’s okay.. you’re honest, and that’s all I need from a fellow member.
  16. For sure. Did you ever meet Tony Polledri.. bar Italia owner on Frith Street?
  17. Some of that shit sticks. After all, I’m a sensitive man, DC. You’ll never guess who I had in the back of the cab the other day. Terrence Stamp. I said to him that I could’ve sworn that I’d read somewhere that he had died several years ago. Good tipper.
  18. Frank

    Ronnie O'Sullivan

    One moment you're coming across as a thinking man's man, the next minute you're all hit and hope. Not only did Selby play out of his dead-eyed nut, he showed humility throughout the match and in the post-match interview. It's chess with balls, Eric, you fucking gung-ho dope. Now, what did you think of the match?
  19. Frank

    Ronnie O'Sullivan

    I'm the best on here.
  20. My bumhole's bleeding from the pummelling this afternoon, spotter. I've got the cancer, I've got the dead wife, he drinks the whiskey drink, he drinks a lager drink, I've got the bad AIDS, I've got the cockroach-limbs, he drinks the cider drink, I've got the polio...
  21. I'm certainly no angel, spotter, but did you see what he said about my Ming?
  22. Frank

    Ronnie O'Sullivan

    I've not convinced that report button is working, prof. I've hit it three times already!
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