Frank

You complete tool.

Beautiful. My God. I wish I had the hands of death, Pépée, And then the eyes and then the heart And come lay down with you It would change my setting We always lie down with the dead We always lie down with the dead.

At best, a poor man's raasters. If he sticks around long enough, watch him crumble. What do you think of this 3-pack of T's from James Perse? I'll tell you now, elc, the fabric is like a second skin. I won't wear anything else... https://www.jamesperse.com/products/luxe-lotus-jersey-v-neck-tee-3-pack-black-white-french-navy?variant=37726206066852

The Major has to be the most idiotic poster the site has ever seen. The deluded gimp seems to think that disappearing for two years - after being totally destroyed by yours truly - entitles him to a free rein. @Major Cunt don’t you fucking dare.

Insufferable fucking moron. You are not welcome here.

Cease and desist. Final warning.

I'm not going to make a sartorial judgement on a fucking snooker player. Odd, pasty retards that have grown up in filthy dimly-lit halls, but I love them all.

Harold I’ve made the decision this morning to make an exit from the Corner. I’ll return if and when you disappear.

I don't think I've gained any ground this evening, elc. If anything I feel a little embarrassed. I'm going to bed.

I have your IP address so with your permission I'lll come over and take you out with a shovel. Thwack!

Fuck off with your blocking and unblocking, you dopey little runt.

You might recall that EC recently suggested that a long-standing CC veteran would be genuinely mortified to learn that his words had caused a fellow member to take his own life. Well, not this old-timer, buddy. Do it!

Alright then. I’ll be watching.

I’m afraid the Ape has a valid point, elc. For all of his faults and thickness, Raasters doesn’t leave me stone fucking cold like you and Harold. You might not be fully aware, but when I turn on a fellow member, they can pretty much consider their days numbered.

Raasters, would you mind kindly sending over a PM, outlining anything you know about this character? I've reached the end of my tether with these new people.

Thick as fucking mud. I want you and anyone else who's registered in the past five years gone by Monday.

Harold I honestly don't know what you're about, but you've got to be the worst thing that's ever happened to this website. I mean that with all my heart.

Purely? What on earth are you on about, Withers? Type it out again and think like a fucking normal person. @Decimus any chance of any cover this weekend?

You definitely need some of me in your bumhole, Neil. I like the cut of your jib!

Get off my site you stupid cunt.

I remember when I went out to wet the baby’s head when my daughter was born. I ordered a rack of ten tequila shots, turned around, and realised I was on my own. I don’t do people, Ape.

I’ve worked in agency since I was 17. Sales and shady mortgages in the suburbs, lettings and management when the housing act was amended in ‘88… and again in ‘96 when lenders introduced buy-to-let. Investment and development in the City followed… loft living etc., and now it’s mostly commercial. I can tell you now, Wolfie, you’re not wrong. What a racket... what a life! Are you telling me that you’ve never used estate agencies to your benefit? Have you never ever used your fucking loaf?

Neil! I just paid £8.40 for a pint of pale ale.. Gamma Ray. What the fuck? Obviously it doesn’t bother me in the slightest, but how on earth do normal people afford it?

Trained at Bairstow Eves and set up Mann & Co in the mid-eighties. True. There, I’ve said it.