Wolfie

Do you think the further north one heads in general, the higher the proportion of nonces, Reptyle?

You can actually be amusing sometimes, Drew, which begs the question: why are you so incredibly shit 95% of the time?

With a bit of Bresslaw Photoshopping, it might just as easily be the picture accompanying Pen's very brief obituary.

Her ethnicity doesn't bother me one iota; my Hitler 'tache will be caked in her fanny batter in no time once the wine gets flowing and Countdown board game makes an appearance. Not that I'm ever likely to get the chance.

I can forgive you for being a totally thick fucking twat whose Harvey Wall's bangers clout your keypad relentlessly before his little brain has engaged, but I can't offer the same praise for being the most unfunny bellend we've seen for years, other than @Cunty BigBollox.

Jesus bloody hell.

You'll be pleased to know the number of channel crossings has fallen and continues with this trend – so with recent news that Rwanda is actually going to happen, this (hopefully) will work as a deterrent for those wishing to claim asylum. Positively, fewer people (inc. innocent kids) will die at sea, while the UK will benefit from less burglary, shoplifting, fraud, rape, murder, crimes against society (nationals of five countries: Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria & Albania make up 71% of those crossing... notice a bias here?), congested roads, lengthy NHS waiting times, and more council funding. The data in this article is almost a year old, but it shows the picture: https://migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/resources/briefings/people-crossing-the-english-channel-in-small-boats/

@Frank?

'knee's', eh? Whose knee's? The knobbly knee's knob, called elc, whose understanding of the apostrophe is a metaphor for his entire grasp of the site in general? You thickster's flap wart. I'll wager a ten year-old with learning difficulties could outgun you in a basic English test.

Can't you find something else to do with your time?

Your second nom in almost seven years... and we're presented with THIS? What a surprise it's attracted zero likes (until Anaconda Schlong reads my comment, that is). Ffs Frank. It's a bit like waiting in an understaffed pub for Sunday lunch, and when it finally arrives, the plate is missing the roast beef. I'm almost embarrassed for you. Almost.

The 'dribbling imbecile Biden administration' doesn't vote to approve the financing of military assistance to Ukraine – this lengthy process goes via the US House of Representatives, encompassing the US Congress and Senate, not the Biden Administration. Get it right, dickhead. And to the bit in bold above: what a beautiful irony that only an idiot could possibly create. Seriously, yet another piss-poor block of incoherent text which could easily have been submitted by a remedial schoolboy passing judgement on a subject he clearly knows fuck-all about. What might others think when reading content such as this? Will this piece of shit attract much-needed new blood to the site? Fuck off, elc. You're utterly fucking shite.

Weak.

Fascinating. Being an expert on the Psion S3 model, in your educated opinion when sober, how many units do you think @Frank could insert up his arsehole within a ten minute window?