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About ChildeHarold

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  1. Having seen dear old Gavin pop up on the Daily Briefing having served his month sitting in the corner on the stupid stool facing the wall wearing a pointed dunce's cap, I am inspired to return to the classroom after my horrific experience as a supply teacher in a predominately white working class area of Jaywick. Thank you Mr Williamson for replacing the lead in my retractable pencil and imparting in me the will to breathe, eat, drink and live educhasun as it is currently ratiined in cheap and mean Little Britain.
  2. Instead of sucking cock every night and swallowing you should have been chewing a carrot and brushing.
  3. He's still dealing with what's left of Ralphie.
  4. RIP Eddie Donations to ChildeHarold who can be trusted to look after them on behalf of the Eddie family. πŸ‘ͺπŸ’·πŸ’·πŸ’·πŸ’·πŸ’·πŸ’·πŸ’·πŸ’·πŸ’·πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ’·πŸ’·πŸ’·πŸ’·
  5. Can I add "puree" to your limited vocabulary Cunt? I had all my teeth replaced with implants which required major surgery on my sinuses, glands, plus bone grafting across both upper and lower jaws. I also required a titanium neck and shoulder brace to support the enormous amount of cash I had to feed into the dentist's gaping wallet. Now I have a permanent look of pain and dazzling white teeth which are clearly artificial and quite ugly adorning a shrivelled up elderly head.
  6. The final insult. 😁 Please donate πŸ’·
  7. I see you are lookibg forcdiscipline. Madame Whiplash has an opening for you.
  8. Better. Your re-hab is going quite well. How do you feel? Tell me later.
  9. Extrene self referencing neither required or helpful.
  10. I wonder whether she's any good on the harmonica? I know Rolf and Jimmy were always practising on the oboe.
  11. Stubby only gave you a like because he likes shit and he was triggered by "turd".
  12. Bell Beaten up at gates Period 1 Science: the human hand in action - punched in face Period 2 Sex Educhasun: 30 minutes of illegal gay abuse Break: Get beaten up in Tuck Shop Period 3 P. E. : held under water for a long period of time Lunch: Get beaten up by the Dinner Ladies Period 4 Geography: aerial view of the school playground being held out of second floor window by legs Period 5 R. E. : pray for mercy tomorrow Bell: Decide to give up supply teaching. Get beaten u
  13. Sounds like a bed ridden chocolate digestive addict who will evebtually need the Fire Brigade to transport him to hospital for a gastric band operation. Enjoy.
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