ChildeHarold

That's fucking Alan Titchmarsh!

I was going to give you a Like for that 95% of the time, but I didn't. Fuck off.

It's always about YOU isn't it?

He has clearly superimposed a younger version of himself on the cock. If I was a sexually naive young girl I would be suspicious about that. (but not the ginormous cock)

How about Dolly Golly Wall? Or up the Devil's Danglers next to Cadaver's Buttocks? Some of the finest Anti English graffiti in the pub's toilets is on show here. Just clench your arse tight when you go in.

Irony doesn't suit you. She's always been a bit of a shit stirrer... no wonder she's currently on LBC.

Some of the worst serial murderers have come from Wales.

Where was he heading tooled up before being diverted? College on one of those HE courses for aspiring young black entrepreneurs? An audition at the Young Vic (formerly a world famous fringe theatre) for a Southwark Council sponsored play about racism in 21st Century Britain? A weekly chat with his Probation Officer? 🤔

Llandewi Breffi. Daffyd Thomas. Everything you want to know but are too frightened to ask: https://littlebritain.fandom.com/wiki/Daffyd_Thomas

It's nice to see the Campaign for Cycling is getting noticed. He looks like an intelligent well dressed kid.

Sorry I was being antiseptic and antisemitic.

That's what MacMillan said abiut Thatcher. Hey Jude! Labour has suddenly rustled up cash to re-nationalise the railways. Add that to Shamima's welcome home party in Downing Street to be celebrated live on tv and across the shitholes of Britain, plus all the other fakery. This country with its pothole cities will be in the same mess in ten years time.

That's on another branch of the evolutionary tree. The one that's extinct.

Norman Rossiter

Your avatar has a long beak. I bet you have two rates of interest as well. Can you give me my best prices on these few pieces of family jewellery?