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  1. The stupid sinister cunt is also following me and sending PM's.....I'm at a bit of a loss OCR, my defences are crumbling, in fact I'm so peturbed, I'm seriously contemplating a pair of heavily used, tan, double monks by John Lobb on eBay. They need re-soling, but I think I can stretch to that. @Eddie, please help me. I think I'm going to need some homeless skint cunt coaching.
  2. The same might be said of a left hand amputee attempting a counter clockwise auto reach around. I've been down the pub again.
  3. Elize Ryd,oooof, yes......That's how you do metal, punk, other stuff fusion. Epic.
  4. Uncanny....My campaign slogan for 2024, representing the Northern Clique.
  5. You're obviously pissed as a cunt. Have a like anyway.
  6. Eric, I swear I was stone cold sober. Menace pie will be my killer dish when I smash the Masterchef 2022 title.
  7. I'm inclined to imagine you more in the role of pretentious pseudo casual intellectual. I can picture it now, you're attending an underground lockdown event hosted by Professor Chris Whitty at his country retreat near Cromer. Whilst discussing high brow Covid strategy with the host, you nonchalantly extract your pipe, exhale a large cloud of imitation Gauloises (nuclear strength) and whilst gesturing toward him with the mouthpiece, state, "Chris, would you like to suck my dick?"
  8. You've just reminded me it's been a while since I indulged in my favourite dish of "Menace Pie". An infinitely variable dish depending on the current contents of one's pantry, fridge and how pissed you are. The base contents however never change, baked beans and oxtail soup.
  9. BuggerLugs


    As I always knew. A product of the OxBridge machine, shit scared of everything that might taint his public image, I hope the fat cunt dies from long covid complications, more invented bollocks for thick cunts. I'm off for a shit. Happy new year and fuck off.
  10. You'll know the end is near when she asks for a prawn cracker.
  11. Show some respect you thick cunt, that's Simon Weston. I bet you call a dual carriageway a drool cabbageway.
  12. I'd say that's a seriously well hung newt, in fact, it'd have to be black.
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