Hammer of Cunts

He didn't live there, but anyway he'd never have smelled the crap over the stench of patchouli oil from the hiippies in Flat 3.

My first student digs had a bathroom, shared by three flats. The gas meter took an old penny. There was no coin-box so it just fell back out of the bottom; I think the Gas Board had forgotten about it. The geyser emitted clouds of smoke and you had to bathe with the window wide open. The landlord was a Pakistani who wouldn't allow anyone to eat curry in the house as he hated the smell.

I used to like electric meter day; the bloke would come and take out the florins, do some sums and give half of them back. They were a bit like a piggy-bank.

I blame the parents.

Are you a spacker then?

Some of the more extreme rules about organic farming are a bit like that too. I would like to see the meaning of "free range" defined more dlosely.

So brave of you to come out like this! Have you been struggling with your feelings for a long time?

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Puff!

I rarely wash my cars; occasionally I vacuum the inside or the dust fucks the stereo .If I need to work on them, I pressure wash the relevant area. I've never sold a car that still worked. I look after the bikesthough .

For the same reason that St George had a British name, despite being Greek and living in Libya.

have you thought of inviting Jesus into your life?

Every generation has its bown exemplars of poverty like a fashion, Which ones was St Bob worried about? I don't remember. I doubt it improved the lives of anyone other than the crumbling stars whose careers were revived. These days, I don't think the youth have any particular objects of sympathy; they just assume that all black people have been oppressed/enslaved/exploited by GB.

"thinks" I think you mean "knows".

Queen were very much past it by then. Along with Reg Dwight, Rod Stewart and Status Quo, they played in S Africa and were boycotted by a lot of people.