mobiduck-the-third

We used hang out at the Murco garage in 70s where mates worked and used to pump Redex up our hot Yamaha RD exhaust pipes and then do a massive burn up and down the Dual Carriageway in massive blue fog heaven! Plumes da ma tante!

...lost in translation

Metropolitan Police have offered advice to the public to be prepared...

Tim Wottacunt

Fucking bastards

...Cunt's game....

Great NEWS! - The Bigger the better if he shits over Diaper Joe and his Cunt crooks

this whole topic is unfunny

so no top footie in UK for 2 weeks cos all our Premiership teams have all their players out there competing...

so not top footie in UK for 2 weeks cos all our Premiership teams have all their players out there competing...

...rather than given them money, why don't we round up and send them all the illegals and asylums to expand their shrinking military?? #Rawenda

Keith Strimmer has a pronoun for a pecker

...has anyone had success with Cataclean (a 'la Cuntaclean) to cancel their engine light for P0420 error code?

in my day - you had to be well 'ard to sport a Crombie

I have to wear two pairs of glasses to have a wank on internet these days...