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Jiggerycock

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About Jiggerycock

  • Birthday March 27

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    Narnia
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    Turkish Delight. Battering fuck out the back of wardrobes. Lions and insertions into dwarves

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  1. Is this the 'Without Kate Garraway' market?
  2. The continuity announcer from Border TV Chaka Demus (but, interestingly, not Pliers) Red Rum It's a fucking cess-pit of filth, I'm telling ya.
  3. Disclaimer - I don't watch this (literal) offal but Mrs Jiggers seems to think it's part of her life-support system, so it floats into my consciousness every so often. .....and when it does, it's this herbert sounding like he's bringing himself off in the sound booth, about the dishes that have been slung together. "Jeff has cooked a pithivier of Ceps (it's always fucking 'Ceps') {urgh,urgh}, mung beans in a reduced kangeroo stock Jus {slight squeal like Minnie Ripperton on crack}....a bouquet garni {urgle! urgle!} topped off with a dollop of swan cum, chips, beans and Vimto {name the babies after me-e-e-e-e!}" That kind of thing.
  4. The idea of progressivism is almost entirely a Western construct. How progressive is the great majority of the global population in relation to the Western, liberal population? If the progressives among us were sincere they would be pushing their agendas within non-progressive populations where the greatest gains are to be made, instead of trying to maximise the margins in a market already saturated with progressivism. That would be too dangerous for them. Easier to pretend, in the West, where you are indulged.
  5. My new app is about to go live on all mainstream platforms - and I couldn't be more excited. It enables the user to see where they are going!! Yeah - imagine that. What a boon to perambulation it's going to be. I've also discovered that your i-phone and i-pad is also a set of scales, ruggedized to accept the weight of anything up to an enhanced armour Warrior tank. Try it! It's amazing! Just put it on the floor and jump on it!
  6. Eh? More likely to be a member of the SWP, like Mr Kendall-Mintcake in Bambi (The Young Ones) Ask your mum or dad. They'll learn yer.
  7. North Face gilet Peleton subscriber Ed Sheeran fan
  8. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-66920778 We've not only jumped the shark with this one, we - The Zeitgeist - appear to have done it in order to access the Doberman Pinscher and the Cockapoo. Chris Packham needs to up his game when it comes to breaking the law for a noble cause.
  9. I go back to Geoff Arnold and Robin Jackman torturing fellow Surry-ite Intikhab Alam when he was playing against them for Pakistan, rheumy-eyed old cunt that I am
  10. ....and he plays in the 'Up and at 'em' style favoured by McCullum and Stokes
  11. Not 'Queen of the South?' he asked, coquettishly....
  12. Weird kind of sado-masochism in which one indulges in a brutal exercise to produce little of tangible benefit.
  13. But it's rumoured you love wearing pastel coloured trousers so, y'know, just give it time......
  14. Standard BBC practise Ghislane Maxwell gets sent down for procurement of under-age girls - next moment her quarter-wit of a brother is given prime airtime to explain how it's a travesty and she's just a misunderstood old pimpstress. Not that it'd be any more acceptable but some sink-estate kiddy-fiddler gets done for his lowlife crimes; you don't expect his snaggletoothed missus to appear on the Breakfast TV couch to be bowled a series of long-hops by Naga and Charlie, as to how he's a total sweetheart
  15. Bloody hell mate it's going to be tough hitting your sweet spot. "I joined the BNP but I don't like the racism"
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