Jiggerycock Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 Disclaimer - I don't watch this (literal) offal but Mrs Jiggers seems to think it's part of her life-support system, so it floats into my consciousness every so often. .....and when it does, it's this herbert sounding like he's bringing himself off in the sound booth, about the dishes that have been slung together. "Jeff has cooked a pithivier of Ceps (it's always fucking 'Ceps') {urgh,urgh}, mung beans in a reduced kangeroo stock Jus {slight squeal like Minnie Ripperton on crack}....a bouquet garni {urgle! urgle!} topped off with a dollop of swan cum, chips, beans and Vimto {name the babies after me-e-e-e-e!}" That kind of thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Disclaimer - I don't watch this (literal) offal but Mrs Jiggers seems to think it's part of her life-support system, so it floats into my consciousness every so often. .....and when it does, it's this herbert sounding like he's bringing himself off in the sound booth, about the dishes that have been slung together. "Jeff has cooked a pithivier of Ceps (it's always fucking 'Ceps') {urgh,urgh}, mung beans in a reduced kangeroo stock Jus {slight squeal like Minnie Ripperton on crack}....a bouquet garni {urgle! urgle!} topped off with a dollop of swan cum, chips, beans and Vimto {name the babies after me-e-e-e-e!}" That kind of thing. Floyd! Floyd! Floyd! Fucking Floyd! Nobody else deserves airtime or don't waste my time on here mate. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 I caught the first half of MasterChef tonight and they were in a restaurant in Denmark which specialised in using the crap bodyparts that even KFC would bin, you know shit like cows udder, pigs wind-pipe, tongue.....🤮. I was somewhat disappointed they didn't have any cocks or fannies though as I would imagine Sean Pertwee would deliver, "Tom has flambéed a pigs cock with some lambs piss flaps in a squid ink jus", quite expertly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 11 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I caught the first half of MasterChef tonight What the hell are you doing watching that, Big Bollock? After admitting to eating Wetherspoon Christmas dinners, using Cherry Coke as a mixer and having Tesco value baked beans as your avatar... I'm surprised you made it halfway through the programme. Lol. Stupid, drunken idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 10 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Disclaimer - I don't watch this (literal) offal but Mrs Jiggers seems to think it's part of her life-support system, so it floats into my consciousness every so often. .....and when it does, it's this herbert sounding like he's bringing himself off in the sound booth, about the dishes that have been slung together. "Jeff has cooked a pithivier of Ceps (it's always fucking 'Ceps') {urgh,urgh}, mung beans in a reduced kangeroo stock Jus {slight squeal like Minnie Ripperton on crack}....a bouquet garni {urgle! urgle!} topped off with a dollop of swan cum, chips, beans and Vimto {name the babies after me-e-e-e-e!}" That kind of thing. Celebrity Wank Off Master Bate Can't Cock Won't Cock The Hairy Fannies food tour of Britain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 If it were John Pertwee I'd definitely watch it , especially if he drove that yellow vintage car thing and wore a Cape . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 4 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: If it were John Pertwee I'd definitely watch it , especially if he drove that yellow vintage car thing and wore a Cape . I’m sure that little car turned up in ‘Blake’s 7’ at some point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 Fucking hell , Blakes 7. I'm more of a UFO fan .Purple wigs , short skirts and fishnet tops that seemed see through but weren't . George Sewell playing the ladies man , ordering Gabrielle Drake to make a coffee and surreal story lines that sort of made sense at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 2 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Fucking hell , Blakes 7. I'm more of a UFO fan .Purple wigs , short skirts and fishnet tops that seemed see through but weren't . George Sewell playing the ladies man , ordering Gabrielle Drake to make a coffee and surreal story lines that sort of made sense at the time. Ah, but UFO didn’t have Jacqueline Pearce as ‘Servalan’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 20, 2023 Report Share Posted December 20, 2023 56 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ah, but UFO didn’t have Jacqueline Pearce as ‘Servalan’. I'd rather neglected this thread on the Festive Corner and am not surprised it's turned to the subject of UFOs and pulp Science Fiction. As my old Grandma used to say when she was fostering Shirley Ghostman - it's a load of bollocks, but just in case, I'm locking you under the stairs in the cupboard while I go down the pub and get pissed out of my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted December 22, 2023 Report Share Posted December 22, 2023 On 20/12/2023 at 21:08, Eric Cuntman said: Ah, but UFO didn’t have Jacqueline Pearce as ‘Servalan’. But it had Gabrielle Drake in a very short skirt .I rest my case . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 On 07/12/2023 at 11:59, Jiggerycock said: Disclaimer - I don't watch this (literal) offal but Mrs Jiggers seems to think it's part of her life-support system, so it floats into my consciousness every so often. .....and when it does, it's this herbert sounding like he's bringing himself off in the sound booth, about the dishes that have been slung together. "Jeff has cooked a pithivier of Ceps (it's always fucking 'Ceps') {urgh,urgh}, mung beans in a reduced kangeroo stock Jus {slight squeal like Minnie Ripperton on crack}....a bouquet garni {urgle! urgle!} topped off with a dollop of swan cum, chips, beans and Vimto {name the babies after me-e-e-e-e!}" That kind of thing. Perhaps your missus finds Sean's voice more entertaining than your posts. I can't say blame her, you boring, mundane bumcloth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: you boring, mundane bumcloth. Kettle, pan @Wolfie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 4 hours ago, and said: Kettle, pan @Wolfie More Wiffles as a pot heated on fire calling electric kettle black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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