camberwell gypsy

"We make love"

I favour a dumbbell bar. Easier to hide up the jacket sleeve

That's Eddie locked out of his car. He borrowed Roops's knife to flip the lock.

Leonard Rossiter

Dai Ap Goldberg

I don't even know what gas is!

I'm sick to death of programmes flooding the airwaves about coppers and hospitals. If a cunt cameraman stuck a camera in my boat race when I was working the wards, he"d be taking a trip to A&E to get it out of his arsehole.

And you know this because?

Or a telescope. Jodrell Bank.

I'll get my bi-noc-ulars out then.

"Sitting in a sleazy snack-bar sucking on sickly sausage rolls" Fog on the Tyne Lindisfarne

I can't believe that the French filth can't work out where these fuckers are launching from.

Only if he's trans

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/apr/20/not-just-mums-who-go-to-iceland-supermarket-drops-slogan-to-be-more-inclusive I believe this sums up where society is fast moving. Now, I don't shop at Iceland, as I'm not a fat, tight leggings wearing, multi ethnic child bearing, single mum, but this is just another mind boggling fucking decision made by some white, middle class lefty. As an aside, we know that in cricket, we aren't allowed to say "batsman" anymore, but I found out that another cricketing term "night watchman" has been outlawed. It's now "Night watcher". What the fuck is a night watcher?

Beckham's a publicity whore of the highest order. He would appear at the opening of a letter if it meant trousering spondooliks. I wish he'd just fuck off and enjoy his fortune and leave us alone. Same goes for that brillo pad haired gobshite Simon Cowell.

He's the stepson Is he ginger? Because if he is you're allowed to beat the shit out of him. It's in The Magna Carta.

Nope. I feel that it will do to keep the Ivans at arms length but to beat them is a other matter. When that runs out they expect another handout and it may be the Don with his size 11s under the Oval office desk and he'll tell the pint size action man to fuck off, the wallet is closed. I can only see a Russian victory.

You did understand my post?

Why are american cops so bad at snooker? They always shoot the black

Is this game for suicide bombers who fucked up?

I'm not going to mention the chinese snooker player.

I don't know what Peters saw in her to be honest

Always the gentleman, Neil.

Come on OCR, he has a point. Its fucking dull and annoying. The woman he's talking about isn't half has grating as Terry Yorath's beaky daughter, who seems to be on every fucking sports programme.

Golf is for irons