camberwell gypsy
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Well if the frog authorities weren't such a bunch of fucking melts, most of these cunts wouldn't make it here. -
There's enough CCTV in Londinium to track the cunt. Or do they just use it to prove if someone's not picked up their dog's shit?
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Why are they back in lockdown? Has Bjork contracted the batflu? I mean she is batshit mad after all.
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If I'd have bumped into her my body probably wouldn't ever have been found.
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Tom Waites
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To be honest, I couldn't care less whether he takes it up the chuffer. To see the expression on those two slopes who they beat into second place was a picture.
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I'm sure punkers has had an eclair up his arse.
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You forgot Eddie, who's speciality is 'black ops'!
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Those two were/are members of the gym I used to belong to. If I remember I told of the time Eclair had a meltdown in the pool because of the loud music coming from the crumblies aqua aerobics.
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Bawsie has always had me down as a name dropper. This isn't true. As I was saying to my good friend Liam Neeson "He thinks I'm a name dropper, Liam". I haven't seen Helen for a few months due to me moving away. And the restraining order.
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I was exaggerating a bit when I said "good friend'. I've met her on a number of occasions at the park and chat with her and we know each other in that respect. So do we know who Brenda is? Sounds like someone's multi
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Ooooh! Matron.
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I met her a few times dog walking.
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I still don't get why the fuck I was asked that.
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Sorry. You've lost me there. Explain
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Shame that there wasn't an avalanche that would have buried him and you alive. Two cunts for the price of one. Welcome to the corner.
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Billy just fucking disengage with this. It's not worth the effort.
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Secoue!
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Reported for including family. You gallic ponce.
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It would probably make most pizzas taste better.
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It's a shame she didn't survive the war. She could have made a fortune doing loft conversions.
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Just talk your usual bollocks, Frank. I think the CC membership expects it from you these days. Fucking twiglet legged, walnut headed, chino wearing old spunker.
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It's been pissing down most of the day here. I've had to keep two grandsons amused. And those toy swords fucking hurt.
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Gary Shandling's spoof talk show comedy was fantastic. Larry's 'Curb....." is genuinely one of the funniest things I've seen. Woody Allen? And toss in another woman's name; the late great Gilda Radner?
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Shut up you bastard
