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Eric Cuntman

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  1. Eric Cuntman
    🎵 if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends🎵
  2. Eric Cuntman
    The BBC.
  3. Eric Cuntman
    I like your Chuck Norris avatar.
  4. Eric Cuntman
    Kaiser Sose.
  5. Eric Cuntman
    'Un-put-downable!'
  6. Eric Cuntman
    Welcome back. You've been missed. Now tell Frank to fuck off and make your return official.
  7. Eric Cuntman
    Chicken Ceylon with pilau, Aloo Gobi, and a keema naan to mop up the sauce. I can't eat Chinese food. Their faces make me feel sick.
  8. Eric Cuntman
    I know a double encrypted Joey Deacon reference when I see one.
  9. Eric Cuntman

    Channel 4

    Eric Cuntman replied to Neil's topic in The Corner

    I'd rather she'd run off with an abortionist.
  10. Eric Cuntman
    I fancy an Indian
  11. Eric Cuntman
    Shirley Temple.
  12. Eric Cuntman
    Too much. Tone it down, it's the intrigue that keeps them guessing.
  13. Eric Cuntman
    What happened, did you change your avatar again to something completely disgusting? Was it a picture of a midget sucking off a giraffe?
  14. Eric Cuntman
    Repeat bollocks
  15. Eric Cuntman
    I wish I could give this 3 likes.
  16. Eric Cuntman
    I have a freckle. It's possible that the rest of my skin is a birthmark and that I am a person of colour.
  17. Eric Cuntman
    Do you remember when you posted that you suspected certain people had hired a hitman to bump you off? You said that you'd noticed red dots on your chest when you opened the curtains. @Cuntybaws responded: "please please let it be cancer."
  18. Eric Cuntman
    I once caught 'herpetic lice' off Steve Irwin. Obviously that was before he got stang in the heart by a fish.
  19. Eric Cuntman
    I remember. The Duchess of Kent tapped me on the shoulder and said "look at the state of that fucking cunt!" Cliff Richard was sat just in front of me, he started weeping and mumbling the lyrics to 'Devil Woman'.
  20. Eric Cuntman
    The inner workings of your peanut are quite disturbing.
  21. Eric Cuntman
    I don't believe you.
  22. Eric Cuntman
    Reported to who? You own the site you stupid fucking cunt.
  23. Eric Cuntman
    Jesus bastard fucking cunting Christ.
  24. Eric Cuntman
    PERVERT+
  25. Eric Cuntman
    I need to get hold of some of this 'Binge'. Do they sell it in Morrisons?
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