Jiggerycock Posted November 15, 2023 Report Share Posted November 15, 2023 My new app is about to go live on all mainstream platforms - and I couldn't be more excited. It enables the user to see where they are going!! Yeah - imagine that. What a boon to perambulation it's going to be. I've also discovered that your i-phone and i-pad is also a set of scales, ruggedized to accept the weight of anything up to an enhanced armour Warrior tank. Try it! It's amazing! Just put it on the floor and jump on it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted November 15, 2023 Report Share Posted November 15, 2023 Good, though a better investment right now is anything made from wood, African wood to be exact. If you turn up to the Antiques Roadshow with a piece of African wood there`s a dapper guy with a cap on who says it`s worth £50k. He, like Frank, just loves to see African wood. Superb. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted November 15, 2023 Report Share Posted November 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: African wood to be exact. This is a vile post-colonial legacy; all African wood should be repatriated immediately and reparations paid by the western imperialists who dragged it, in chains, from its swamp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 15, 2023 Report Share Posted November 15, 2023 43 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: This is a vile post-colonial legacy; all African wood should be repatriated immediately and reparations paid by the western imperialists who dragged it, in chains, from its swamp. @Penny Farthing has an Oakhampton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted November 15, 2023 Report Share Posted November 15, 2023 10 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: @Penny Farthing has an Oakhampton. Norwegian Wood: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2019%2F12%2F05%2Fworld%2Feurope%2Fchristmas-tree-trafalgar-square.html&psig=AOvVaw04z2PWc6xm8DLbjV0cjzZ_&ust=1700152798721000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CBIQjRxqFwoTCJjJ6e-4xoIDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 19, 2023 Report Share Posted November 19, 2023 On 15/11/2023 at 15:45, Hammer of Cunts said: This is a vile post-colonial legacy; all African wood should be repatriated immediately and reparations paid by the western imperialists who dragged it, in chains, from its swamp. Should I remove the Rosewood fingerboard from my Strat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 19, 2023 Report Share Posted November 19, 2023 On 15/11/2023 at 16:30, Dyslexic cnut said: @Penny Farthing has an Oakhampton. Reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 19, 2023 Report Share Posted November 19, 2023 On 15/11/2023 at 15:45, Hammer of Cunts said: This is a vile post-colonial legacy; all African wood should be repatriated immediately and reparations paid by the western imperialists who dragged it, in chains, from its swamp. It’s a shame they’re only interested in repatriating timber and not their natives. It’s a bit hypocritical to be moaning about slavery and the country you happen to occupy dragging your ancestors there against their will, when you could just fuck off to Africa and right that historical wrong. But Africa doesn’t really have a benefits system so that isn’t fucking happening any time soon. Feckless thick fucking cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 19, 2023 Report Share Posted November 19, 2023 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Feckless thick fucking cunts. You can hardly call them feckless, they have put a great deal of effort into getting here, then even more back-breaking work into perpetuating their species in order to maximise the potential benefits they can accrue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted November 19, 2023 Report Share Posted November 19, 2023 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: the country you happen to occupy dragging your ancestors there against their will, when you could just fuck off to Africa and right that historical wrong. The Africans shipped across the Atlantic were dragged from their homes by other Africans; no white man could survive in the interior. The Beninese, in particular, were enthusiastic slave traders, their traditional business was with the Arabs, via Zanzibar but they were happy to expand. That's how they got the bronze that they're so keen to have back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 19, 2023 Report Share Posted November 19, 2023 3 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: The Africans shipped across the Atlantic were dragged from their homes by other Africans; no white man could survive in the interior. The Beninese, in particular, were enthusiastic slave traders, their traditional business was with the Arabs, via Zanzibar but they were happy to expand. That's how they got the bronze that they're so keen to have back. You would love my Afua Hirsch nomination from a few years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 19, 2023 Report Share Posted November 19, 2023 4 hours ago, ZEV said: Should I remove the Rosewood fingerboard from my Strat? Incorrect spelling of ‘scat.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 19, 2023 Report Share Posted November 19, 2023 On 15/11/2023 at 16:30, Dyslexic cnut said: @Penny Farthing has an Oakhampton. Giant Redwood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 19, 2023 Report Share Posted November 19, 2023 29 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Incorrect spelling of ‘scat.’ Probably got shit on his fingers after a busy day collecting in the park. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 20, 2023 Report Share Posted November 20, 2023 17 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Incorrect spelling of ‘scat.’ Peter, don't tell me you've come over all Poodle. I really don't know what the Corner is coming to, it's like a fuckin' plague of scat obsessives, even KB has been tainted by it (mind you, he is easily influenced by what he reads online, he's probably a regular TikTok visitor) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 20, 2023 Report Share Posted November 20, 2023 5 hours ago, ZEV said: even KB has been tainted by it (mind you, he is easily influenced by what he reads online, he's probably a regular TikTok visitor) I don’t read any of that online stuff as I’ve heard most of it is posted by ‘conspiracy theorists ‘ (whatever that means). All my thoughts and opinions on all the important current topics are only ever made public after I’ve double checked with my colleague ‘Sid Slackjaw’ that they are 100% ‘bona fide’, and guaranteed to keep The Vulcan up, frantically googling all night determined to debunk them. I’ve tried to keep out of your ongoing civil war with certain members generally, so please excuse the occasional comment from me as Im quite content to merely be a spectator on these ongoing shenanigans. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 21, 2023 Report Share Posted November 21, 2023 16 hours ago, King Billy said: I’ve tried to keep out of your ongoing civil war with certain members generally You must try harder, my feuds are no concern of yours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2023 Report Share Posted November 21, 2023 5 hours ago, ZEV said: You must try harder, my feuds are no concern of yours. He's got a three foot long pecker and it is almost impossible for him not to poke it into other folk's affairs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 21, 2023 Report Share Posted November 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: He's got a three foot long pecker and it is almost impossible for him not to poke it into other folk's affairs. You could have a three foot long pecker too…….. if you chopped around twenty feet off your own behemoth. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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