So now libraries have gone the same way as the Tesco fucking Express self-service check-outs. Cunts. It aint my job to book in/out library books in their shitty fucking machines whilst trying to eye up the 23 year old library assistant and scratch my arse at the same time. Library assistants stamp books in and out - they've done it for years, it's not rocket science and it's not my fucking job. Get your fingers out of your arse and politely serve me like you're supposed to, you lazy bastards. The fuckers will have us re-stacking the shelves next.