Got stuck behind some fucking bint in her shitty Vectra for miles, wavering all over the fucking road, driving at 30 in a 40, speeds up on the corners then slowing down on the straights... had the phone glued to her fucking ear for about 7 fucking miles.
Get into town and she parks up in LIDL (punkers!), in the Mother & Child space right by the door, gets out, fat and fucking ugly, knocked kneed from the all the fucking lard she eats... wish I still had that shitty old V8 Cherokee...
If she'd had a crash I'd have been laughing my fucking tits off while my wife was videoing the bint bleeding to death... brick the cunts!