The World's Greatest Living Yorkshireman has stepped up to the crease and added to an already enviable record of cuntishness. Past indiscretions from Geoff "My mum could have caught that in her pinny" Boycott include knocking the fuck out of his Mrs, and claiming -that unlike other cricketers- he was never in any danger of suffering from depression, because he was a better player.
The latest masterwork from Geoff "My mum could have hit that with a stick of rhubarb" Boycott is to ponder the reasons why he's never had a knighthood. Er, perhaps it could be because of the above. Or perhaps it was because he flouted the anti-apartheid boycott (ha!) of South Africa and played a rebel tour there. Or maybe it's because he called the honours committee a bunch of cunts for giving the '05 Ashes winners a gong each. Geoff just can't understand why West Indian players like Viv Richards, Garfield Sobers and Clive Lloyd have all got knighthoods. So Geoff, naturally, has asked out loud if blacking up would help his cause. What a guy. What a cunt.