Can anycunt remember when this fat cunt appeared on "Celebrity Weakest Link"?
As any Blackadder fan knows, actors always refer to "Macbeth" as "The Deep Fried Sweaty Play". Anyhow, the slack jawed, frozen visaged, ginger pisshead dwarf asked Ian Woodyatt(?) a question, to which the answer was "Macbeth". Under the misapprehension that he's an actor, Woodyatt (?) answered "The Methadone Play". Then sulked like a cunt when the Maxwell felching troll told him he was incorrect. Typical Jock. Not that Woodyatt (?)'s a fucking Jock or owt, but that's exactly how these pasty faced cunts repeatedly behave on "Jeremy Kyle". Hard Brexit'll sort this shit oot.