Bubba

14 hours ago, Decimus said:

That's the only nomination the greasy little slow worm has made in eight years, some bent as fuck rhapsody singing the praises of Ant fucking Middleton:

 

Fuck me. What a useless fucking cunt. 
 

He reminds me of the creepy, early 50s divorcee who hangs around bars hoping for some drunken slag to pass nearby so he can lower their inhibitions further with a Smirnoff Ice; regaling them with his adventures to the south of France, hoping that she’ll be impressed/too drunk to give a shit and end up wanking him off into his Addis bin at the end of the night. 
 

RIP Ming. 

5 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I know what you mean, mate. If you relied on 'likes' per nomination, you'd have accrued the grand total of one since 2016.

Gay for Ant Middleton, faggot fucking idiot.

What have I missed? 

On 12/09/2023 at 21:11, King Billy said:

Bubba’s the best on here. Period.

You’ll go far, bill. 

45 minutes ago, Frank said:

I’ll give you a fortnight. Redundant fucking turd. 

I’ll be bored in a week. 

On 12/09/2023 at 19:55, Frank said:

What’s the thinking behind this umpteenth return, Bubba? The board know, hands down, that you’ve got fuck all in the tank. Reciting my dated trite won’t wash with any fucker on here. Get off and get fucking out. 

It took mere hours of my Ali like comeback until my inbox was full of well wishers. 
 

What was even more rapid, but not unsurprising, was how you and withers instantly commented on my posts, yearning for some recognition and popularity. 
 

You’re done here, have been since 2015. 

On 09/09/2023 at 18:20, Wolfie said:

You'll notice the standard has dropped like a pair of Roops' knickers in the pub toilets.

Why the long absence, and why the reincarnation?

It’s been on the wane for years now, wolf. This place peaked about 6-7 years ago. 
 

Cancer. I was looking for something to do during my chemo, but reading the shit that passes for content on the corner these days, I’d rather be dead. 
 

(Watch all the junior cunts (and Withers) comment with their “I’d rather you were dead too” shite.)

17 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

He’s one lazy Cunt. He’s probably disgusted at the lack of quality on here. It’s a crying shame. I pine for the days when he kicked my vulva in, I really do.

Who are you? 

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I looked at your profile this morning and it said you hadn’t logged in for ages. But you probably remember my luddidity. 
 Welcome back anyway. At last, something interesting. Heard from gaylord Stickers?

He’s dead. 

6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

God without the Devil is irrelevant. Which one’s which?

Evening, Eric. My hand slipped and logged in whilst I was having a crafty wank the other day; it took mere seconds for that slippery French piece of shit to start quoting me, desperate for my attention. 
 

He makes me sick. 
 

It’s clear I’m the best on here. 

What an absolutely terrible half of ‘football’. 

Pickford taking the piss out of the awful Allen shot towards the end being the highlight. 
 

Despite needing 4 goals (as it stands), we’ve got Ian Rush hoping for some free kick magic from Bale. Jesus fucking Christ. 

On 22/11/2022 at 12:49, Decimus said:

The look on that cunt Messi's face at the end of the match today was priceless.

I obviously enjoy it immensely when the Krauts get fucked over, and also the Jocks whenever they make one of their once in two decades guest appearances. But there's something extra special about watching Argentinian fans in tears.

On a side note, despite being the richest footballer on the planet, why does it look like little Lionel has had his hair cut by his mum with a knife and fork?

 

Talking of nightmare haircuts, what’s up with Declan Rice’s do?  A proper “mum’s basin cut” if ever I saw one. 

Congratulations on qualifying at the expense of our dreadful side. 

1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

 

 

Bubba, I've noticed you're Welsh and as I haven't had the pleasure of a conversation with you as of yet, I thought I'd talk about this rousing speech from Welsh actor Michael Sheen I've just seen on the tele. Although filmed a while ago, I've got to say I love the passion and and patriotism... Imagine if England had someone to come in and do that? We'd win everything going. I'm thinking Ray Winstone, I can imagine it now... 'Git the phacking ball in the back of the net, awriiight? Them we'll all get daaaahn the White Lion, I'll put a bag behind the bar and me mate Errol will bring the white, let phacking ave it'. 

I've also found out some of my ancestry goes back to Wales, and I wondering what you thought about it?

I’ve met Mr Sheen when he gave a talk to some aspiring young actors, and came across as a genuine, erudite, passionate bloke….but, quite honestly, ‘that speech’ was a load of pre-planned, scripted bollocks. Did you see 2.0 when he did it in the Welsh camp? All the players were dying of embarrassment. 
 

As for the question regarding your ancestry, I really couldn’t give a shit, sorry.  Nice to meet you though. 

9 hours ago, Decimus said:

A sequel to @Bubba English one.

The title in itself is somewhat of a misnomer, considering that the last Jock capable of playing football retired in 1988. However in relation to the headless chickens they've still got running around north of the wall, the Scottish FA has banned players from heading the ball the day before and after a match whilst training.

It's almost as if they want to remain absolutely fucking bollocks for the next fifty years, but at least now they'll have an excuse.

Eat shit.

 

As if stopping heading would help the fried mars bar-munching, smacked out sweaties. The thick fucking cunts. 
 

And just wait until ‘Welsh Football’. It’ll be the ‘Yacht’ for the current generation. 

On 26/11/2022 at 10:19, Decimus said:

Absolutely fucking awful display. Granted the USA are no longer minnows and have quite an exciting team, but we're supposed to be one of the favourites and should be breezing past the likes of the Yanks. If we play like that against Brazil, Argentina, France, Spain, Germany, Denmark, Belgium or Holland we can expect an absolute fucking pasting. 

Genuine contenders my arse, even the last four of the above who can't exactly claim to have squads boasting numerous world class stars would turn us over, let alone the first four.

The only chance you have is Southgate boring everyone to death en route to the final - there’s surely no other game plan. 

He’ll bow to public demand and play Foden, a player who’s done great things at City, but the penalty-missing spastic manager will probably play him as a wingback. 

Wonder who the next manager will be, looks like the FA will have to look abroad as Howe is doing a job at Newcastle, whilst Potter continues to destroy his reputation at Chelsea. 

Great nom @Bubba, England are/were fucking shit. 
 

3 hours ago, Decimus said:

What's going on, Bubba? If you don't beat the head choppers we may have to endure the Yanks going further in the tournament, which I absolutely won't fucking tolerate.

Have a word.

We were fucking shite. There’s no way we qualify now. If we’d turned over the camel fuckers, we could’ve played out a nice draw with no cards or injuries and both home nations through. 
 

After the 29th, I’ll be supporting your lot. 

21 hours ago, Decimus said:

Speaking of the Welsh, I've just finished watching the Denmark vs Tunisia game and ITV wheeled out John Hartson as co-commentator.

I don't know whose bright idea it was to pay him money to provide commentary, but I couldn't understand a word the whispering cunt was saying. I'm half expecting Rosie Jones to be providing analysis for the France vs Australia game tonight.

You cheeky fucking cunt. But also, I completely agree. The fat, ginger, stupid bald cunt is a disgrace.

Other than momentarily entertaining me when he randomly booted that Israeli cunt in the chops, I’m pretty sure I could’ve had as successful a footballing career. 

As for his commentary, I wish the brain tumour had finished him off so I didn’t have to listen to it. He speaks like the sort of football fan found in Cardiff on match day. Out of his mind on Brains SA by 11am and shitting his pants in a gutter before kick off. 

6 hours ago, Decimus said:

The look on that cunt Messi's face at the end of the match today was priceless.

I obviously enjoy it immensely when the Krauts get fucked over, and also the Jocks whenever they make one of their once in two decades guest appearances. But there's something extra special about watching Argentinian fans in tears.

On a side note, despite being the richest footballer on the planet, why does it look like little Lionel has had his hair cut by his mum with a knife and fork?

 

He’s an odd looking cunt, isn’t he?  Bit gormless too. 
 

I hope that him and that greasy fucking cunt Ronaldo are knocked out at the group stages - the pair of whining, diving, slimy faggot cunts. 

4 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said:

Perhaps, perhaps not. I can't be sure they were talking about me but my paranoia took over. I think I may be schizophrenic Edward. Any suggestions?

Kill yourself. 

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Welsh international in the late 80s early 90s. I only know of him because he was Charlton captain in 88, when they were in the old first division. Before the premiership turned it into a circus. He was notable for being sent off against Norwich at Carrow Road. He was running toward the ref, slipped and headbutted him in the face.

Read this shit. He’s like the Quincy of amateur football, the fraudulent fucking shyster. 
 

Edit: why the fuck can’t I post links here? This place has gone to shit. 

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Mark Aizlewood. Remember him?

Name rings a bell. 

57 minutes ago, Bubba said:

30 minutes into the shit-fest that is England’s World Cup campaign, and, as expected, utter fucking shite. 
 

Arguably the largest pool of talented players in a generation, yet it’s anti-football from kick off. 
 

Sideways pass, sideways pass, backwards pass, forward, sideways, sideways, back, HOOF and hope for a lucky break. 
 

At least us Welsh accept we’re shit and not going to win, so we just go and play the game. 
 

See you cunts on the 29th.

What an awful nom. 

England 2022 World Cup winners, you heard it here first. 

28 minutes ago, Decimus said:

You cheeky fucking cunt.

But nonetheless spot on, it was exactly the same last year and in 2018. Endless side and back passes, with a nicked goal coming due to the opposition being bored into submission. I can't remember the last time I saw an England player dribble the ball past more than one player.

Dog shit.

 

Sterling is possibly the most competent dribbler, which is saying something as half the time he’s just tripping over his shoelaces before shinning the ball out for a goal kick. 

30 minutes into the shit-fest that is England’s World Cup campaign, and, as expected, utter fucking shite. 
 

Arguably the largest pool of talented players in a generation, yet it’s anti-football from kick off. 
 

Sideways pass, sideways pass, backwards pass, forward, sideways, sideways, back, HOOF and hope for a lucky break. 
 

At least us Welsh accept we’re shit and not going to win, so we just go and play the game. 
 

See you cunts on the 29th.

14 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Sad

Rattled.