Ted Cunterblast

3 hours ago, Mike Hunt said:

The only person I can recall who was expected to die was James Bond.

Fckin hell Mike. I once stayed in a hotel and James Bond was staying in the next em room to me.

All I could hear was, “Roger, More”

43 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Not since 2018. 

Rick_B's Posts

Dead?

15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Some of the weirdest cunts on here over the years, of whatever gender, posted there. Wasn't Rick_B a mod?

Who’s Rick B? He on here too? 
 

19 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said:

Could only be stupid cunts who invented their fucking stupid, pointless acronyms.

Stupid Mod Cunts on those forums then 

23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Men go on female first. Fucking weird.

Yes, seen a few handles of a fair few cunts over there.

Winston Smith the biggest Cunt

18 hours ago, Lucy said:

This thread is going to go down a treat on mumsnet.com 👶🚼🍼

Is that still going?

Attention Seeking Cunts on there , as is Female First

They all talk bollocks

Stupid Cunts

Dead 

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

Jake has lost contact with his probation officer.

I am not surprised 

what a Cunt

On 23/03/2023 at 12:24, Neil said:

Middle aged men that wear these are cunts,end of.

Millwall knackers all wear em

cunts

2 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

Believe me , i would if i could.

Fuck off Rodent.

Take your face for a shit 

15 minutes ago, Lucy said:

In essence, he was a creature of the forest, who became an overnight billionaire when Johnny Morris left him his entire estate. 

Still a Cunt tho

13 hours ago, King Billy said:

You haven’t thought this out at all have you? I’ve seen some shit on here but this takes the fucking biscuit. 

Must be blob week for you ya Cunt

3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Nutkins was renowned for his natural ebullience and unruly hair style.

Still a cunt

On 25/03/2023 at 15:12, Eric Cuntman said:

None of the above named cunts, or Michaela Strachan, or Bill Oddie, were as good as Johnny Morris. Not even that weird Nutkin cunt with the Emo Philips haircut.

Nutkin Cunt ha ha

Cunt of a Barnet him

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Thank you. Now we’ve established that. Welcome to the corner.

Cheers 

1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said:

Newbie my jacksie..get fucked by a bull ram until your ass caves in.

Go and fuck yourself

Cunt

13 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Welcome to the corner. You can fuck off now.

Ok Mr 1690 

Cunt

58 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Just answer the question you stupid fucking shitweasel. 
 
ARE YOU NEW OR NOT?

Thick fucking wankgibbon. 

New

never been here before 

11 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

Yeah you're a stupid empty-headed thick cunt,

Fuck off.

I believe your Mother wanted a lad

stupid Cunt

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Are you new, or are you a returnee who used to have a different username? 

Please save the third division attempts at engaging me until after you’ve passed the ‘not banging the round peg through the square hole test’.

Baby steps.

Ok Cunt

48 minutes ago, Frank said:

Welcome to the Corner, Teddy. Would you like to see my new 12 inch rendition of Dire Straits 'Money for Nothing' video?

Thank you Frank

Would you be the little faggot with the ear-ring and the make up then?

Anyway

pleased to join a bunch of Cunts

10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

How can he be new if he already had a password. I suspect he might be a fucking stupid fucking cunt. 

Not as fucking stupid as you .

Cunt 

17 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Re-set should either be hyphenated as shown or spelt as one continuous word, reset. No wonder you forgot your password, you thick (new) cunt.

Thanks Cunt

16 minutes ago, Neil said:

Ok, here goes. When I was younger I used to go round the house of a dirty fucking Milf when her old man was at work. She was fucking disgusting in bed, she liked me to do her up the arse and then suck my dick when it looked like a melting flake straight after pulling out of her butt. After we'd shagged in every possible hole and position she'd run a shower and I had to stand on the edge of the bath and piss all over her till she puked. This went on for ages till one day I noticed a cum stained judo suit hanging on her sons door, " oh that's my son" she said," the filthy little perv wanks into it every night and it's as crusty as paper mache model". She then told me how she hated the little cunt so much that she couldn't wait for him to fucking leave home although she was worried that one day the filthy fucking beast would be on the sex register.

I fucked her daughter too.

The End

Dirty Cunts - all 3 of them