Ted Cunterblast

On 21/06/2023 at 20:55, Cjw said:

Shut the fuck up you cunt!!!!

All of the Glazer family are total Cunts.

if we do get some oil money, like the cunt teams have. We will blow the fuck out of every team in Europe. And anyone who does not agree is a CUNT !!!!

Fuck off Cunt

14 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said:

Yeah, some bitch called Matlis came round my house for what she said was a private chat. I told her about all the fanny and arsehole I had over the last 30 years, going twos up in Viginia Roberts' cunt with Jeffrey, spunking on my daughters' pizzas, doing coke off Princess DI's tits, having Jill Dando killed and strangling Suzi Lamplugh. Sneaky bitch had a camera on record, and next thing I was on Newsnight. Luckily my Lawyers had the really saucy stuff cut out. But still.

 

Prick 

On 26/05/2023 at 18:15, Eddie said:

Ted, it’s a beautiful evening, I’m off to the pub with Roops, have fun.

Lucky fucker ha ha ha 

5 hours ago, Eddie said:

Ted, you’re a poor man’s ‘fatty’, in a very similar way to Frank being a poor man’s Decs, change by 6pm or it ain’t going to end well for you. 

Awwwwwww

Diddums 

Cocksucker

23 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

What was her favourite part of a chicken? 

Simply the breast

Lol fuck off

And same to you, Cocksucker 

I once bought some dodgy used paint off Tina Turner on e-bay

Apparently it was second hand emulsion

Diana Ross reckoned it caused a chain reaction

Anyway , Tina is now Simply at Rest

Shackle Dragging Nonce Cunt

Crawley is fucking shite

On 23/04/2023 at 10:38, southerncunt said:

I think Australians are a reasonable bunch when it comes to humour, and the only other culture that your humour passes into untranslated and is still as it was. This man was a fucking genius and was taken in by England in the 60s and had a genuine affection for England that was reciprocated. 
 

Your thoughts?

Forever a Shackle-dragging Cunt

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Dick Emery was the funniest of the lot.

Fckin Mint him

”Ere, Dad”

Fckin Roy Kinnear

What goes “clip clop, clip clop, fuck off you fat bastard?”

Roy Kinnear’s Horse

3 hours ago, King Billy said:

Lily Savage got an early birthday present today…. Dame Edna. lol .

That shackle dragging weirdo checked out too?

kin ell

40 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Your best post ever. Pack it in now that you’ve peaked. You’ve nothing more to prove here.

Ok Billy Boy 😉😉

43 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

Teddyboy you are back, i thought you left the site...i guess that was premature (like your ejaculation).

Fuck off.

I can’t be like you - in here every minute of every day you sad fckwit

Cocksucker 🤣🤣

O’Grady- Fckin Scouse shit stabbing Fenian Cunt

On 15/04/2023 at 17:36, Jake The Muss said:

As a dog owner, i'm in a good position to make judgement on these spastics. For me they fall in to three categories.

1. Stupid cunts who treat their dogs like humans, sure i talk to my dog and show they're part of the set up and a family member, i'm talking about the semi-conscious phone zombie types that pamper beyond any recognition of a canine. Dogs want to be dogs and do dog stuff, even a simpleton should know this by default.

2. The macho slags who get themselves a big brute breed as an extension of their small penis or dried up nun's nasty. Most of the time these walking-redundant piles of plasma have little or no control of their beasts and more often than not they are not muzzled. I have a meduim sized bullbreed and she is very strong and has a high prey drive...because of this i'm extra careful when the neighbours cats are about and only let her off the lead when she is with dogs she knows and gets along with, she almost knocked some doris off her feet in Dansom park once (might of been Ed's missus). A vicious dog is an unhappy dog and reflects badly on the owner just like a spoilt child is the result of lazy bad parenting.

3. Let's not forget the lazy xbox fat cunts who never pick up their own dogs shit, no excuse for this, poo bags are not expensive and it's really not a big deal as there are plenty of bins around to deposit the bags. Having said that, i would gladly let my dog shit in R-soles/Lucy's mouth.

Fuck off, i know this topic has been done before but that was coming from a thick cunt who has never owned a dog.

I'm the voice of reason on this subject..fuck off some more.

Bet you suck Dog’s Cock , fucking weird Cunt 

Eddie Fucking Hearn

On 18/04/2023 at 13:23, Eric Cuntman said:

Good afternoon Ted. I hope you’re well.

All good here Squire

On 15/04/2023 at 17:47, Eric Cuntman said:

In someone else’s.

Dirty fucker

15 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Sounds like a blast Ted Cunterblast, tell me what team are you referring to? 

Have a wild guess

4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

No worries Ted, how you getting on then? Been up to much lately? Entertain us with a tale of your life old chap, not been a lot in terms of entertainment round here lately. 

Did a bit of the old National Hunt racing last weekend. Saw the Lads win their footy match. We are good away this season but fucking rank at home. 
Thank Fuck there’s only 3 more home games left to suffer

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

You're still very much a newbie, so I'll go easy. But this above is quite shit.

In fact, your profile is fucking appalling. Other than Snowy, who for the first year of his tenure came across as a drug addict with cerebral palsy, few have offered such little hope – only to come good in the end. 

Up your game, you abysmal cheesedick, because right now you're heading squarely for the disappointing idiot pigeonhole.

Go and piss on yer Spaniel, Cocksucker

7 hours ago, Decimus said:

What's the end game here, Ted? If it's to come across like a mindless fucking cretin obsessed with cock, I'd say that you're halfway there to cementing yourself as such.

Good evening Cocksucker

15 hours ago, King Billy said:

You’ve logged into CC instead of Grinder you fucking halfwitted bender.

Afternoon Cocksucker 

21 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

 

Ted Cunterblast? Ted Bumderblast more like. Lol

PS. What's your Avatar all about?

It’s just random

On 07/04/2023 at 19:58, Jake The Muss said:

Ted, i don't like your attitude, you come swanning on here full of empty-headed comments when really you should get back to your crayons and being spoon-fed.

Unless you want to meet up for a straightener on the cobbles ?

Anytime Cocksucker