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On 1/16/2018 at 9:25 PM, ratcum said:

No, it was the unions

The onions?

It wasn't terrorism, or an accident, the pilot should be commended , he was just trying to cut out the parasite middlemen, taxi drivers, hotel service staff, no tips or gratuities etc. by getting the passengers to the beach in the quickest time possible.

20 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

R-sey...you are sadly mistaken.  The orange smegma crusted cunt is NOT capable of forming a question, thought or sentence together that even remotely resembles legitimate or intelligent.  He should be assassinated at once.  

And yet, he did.

"Why are we having all these people from sh*thole countries come here?"

Looks like a question to me, I'm no expert but, I do believe a question ends with a question mark, and the cunts that pass for journalists these days would probably know the difference, so wouldn't have published it as such.

Fuck 'em, and him, and you.

On 1/12/2018 at 12:43 PM, Lady Penelope said:

That might be close to the truth, she started off as stripper in the Panama Club.

Aye. that was one massive decorating job, paint everywhere, cunts!

Fuck off.

3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

Brummie!!!

They're from Aylesbury you ignorant cunt - or maybe from Middle Earth judged on their lyrics.

Aylesbury, the hot bed of all cunting 'prog', fuckin' hippies!

55 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

You have upset Mrs Baws with this nomination, and she says that she will make sure your own line stops right here by grinding your puny testicles to a fine powder between a couple of half bricks. She does love her family tree research, and one day I'm sure she'll find an ancestor who wasn't an in-bred crofter, and then her efforts will all have been worthwhile.

At one point she actually demanded a DNA sample from me - I think you can guess how that ended!

You came in her mouth?

39 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I thought it was all bollocks too Jigs, and now we've got a female Doctor Who. 

And I get castigated for stating my hatred of dogs, Baws comment was downright sexist.

Trump asked a perfectly reasonable quesion, so why do all the bleeding-heart, liberal, snowflake cunts get so fuckin' upset?

"Why are we having all these people from sh*thole countries come here?" the president said in the Thursday afternoon Oval Office meeting with a handful of members of the House and Senate.

Coudn't be because said 'snowflakes' feel so fucking guilty about having a roof over their heads and a few meals a day, instead of dining on a scabby  rat carcass and taking shelter under a tree when it rains, could it?

If you feel that guilty, just give all your money away and shut the fuck up, you know it'll make you feel better (and we won't have to listen to your constant whining)

On 1/8/2018 at 10:49 PM, Wizardsleeve said:

I prefer jailbait!  

So did 'Sir' James Savile, now where is he?

23 minutes ago, Manky said:

And leave we must. Can you imagine how badly they would treat Britain if we showed French colours and weakness by surrendering. I believe that the referendum and triggering of Article 50 left us with no option but to get right out of Dodge.

And I am fucking glad we are leaving.

Too fucking right, and I don't trust any cunt politician from any party to get the job done, they're all in it together, no matter which shit-hole EU country they're from, ours, theirs or any other, self-serving cunts the lot of 'em.

On 1/11/2018 at 6:20 AM, White van man said:

Good nom. Hopefully Hearn can make this fight happen and we see the last of the cunt

Pair of cunts started tugging on each others sausages right after this picture was taken, well gay posing.

Leave means leave, fuck the snowflakes!

On 11/28/2017 at 10:32 AM, Jiggerycock said:

 'so I'm in the dark on this as much as Josef Fritzl's kids, (with probably an equally good chance of being fucked stupid)'

You wish!

It has to be said, I fuckin' hate dogs!

11 hours ago, Albert Ross said:

I didn't know he was pregnant.

You also didn't know that the father was Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, but that's ok, it'll become obvious when 'it' sees the light of day.

Dick !

The cunt was in Home & Away, that definitely makes him a total knob gobbler, married or not, I think he has something to hide, is he a friend of Harvey's?

7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

And when you rise in the morning sun....you’re still a Cunt of the highest order. 

I never did like this Cunt, ever since he and his malodorous brothers took musical inspiration from the Aberfan landslide to come up with the mangled mess that is New York Mining Disaster 1941. But now he’s allowing one of the Windsors to doff him on the shoulders, he’s promoted himself to mega Cunt. He and his retard brothers spent their entire career behind the curve, attempting to piggyback the creativity of others. Odessa should have been a death knell, being half amphetamine-inspired psychedelic wet dream and half Alan Partridge nonsense. Yet even then the Cunt wouldn’t die, shamelessly plagiarising the cream of Motown to develop that beyond-parody falsetto and wail about Nights On Broadway. Then came his moment of Cunt immortality, bashing out a few lazy fag-packet efforts to form the backing track for a low-rent B-movie in which the worlds’ second favourite Scientologist weirdo gets a white suit on and struts about a gay nightclub, in between gang-raping a woman by proxy and loitering about like a pisspoor version of the Jets from West Side Story. Saturday Night Fever was an utter abomination, a backstreet abortion of an album that killed the mainstream disco movement just as it began to show promise.

The cunt grew fat on the royalties from the tone deaf and the gullible, then carved a second career as purveyor of MOTR warblefests for the intellectually lazy. As his brothers had the good grace to die, presumably of sheer embarrassment, this cunt ploughed his ill-gotten resources into trying to look like Aslan The Lion fucked Esther Rantzen. The inevitable Country music experiments, endless collaborations with bored warblers told by faceless PR types to stretch their demographic, and a frankly sad “legend” appearance at Glastonbury, all did nothing to atone for a lifetime of Cuntery. 

So, with the announcement of his knighthood and his beatification amongst the dullard press, let me be the first to say this man is an unrivalled Cunt, who needs staking out naked in the desert sun while a thousand wasps swarm over his honeyed scrotum. Fuck the squeaky Sir-twat. 

Paul Gambaccini can go fuck himself, too. 

You really don't have too much of a clue about music, do you?

You probably buy the latest trendy shite, wear skinny legged trousers and have grown a beard because that's what hipsters ( or cunts who think they are hipsters) do these days.

So you're either a wanker student type who thought mumford & sons were a bit edgy, or some knob who tunes in to x-factor because you think you're being 'ironic' watching that karaoke cunt fest.

Whatever.

Try some Captain Beefheart, then kill yourself, you cunt.

Fuck off

On ‎25‎/‎12‎/‎2017 at 11:33 AM, Manky said:

I think Santa Claus derives from St Nicholas, some Eastern Europe crap.

If we want our own fat fucker who breaks into kiddies rooms to empty his sack, it has to be Father Christmas.

That would be Sir Cyril Smith, wouldn't it?

8 hours ago, Rick_B said:

He should certainly have some sort of recognition for his achievements. Reducing the Lib-Dem MPs from 57 to 8 in one term, thus wiping out many years of progress under Paddy Ashdown and Charles Kennedy,  is pretty impressive.

No more than the EU apologist cunts deserved.

Yeah, when they started employing all the box ticking, quota filling, left wing nonces and shirtlifters.

21 minutes ago, Snatch said:

I suppose it's never occurred to you to either change channel or switch the fucking thing off.

Yes it has, but seeing as I'm one of the daft cunts who actually pays his fuckin' licence fee I expect to be fuckin' entertained for my money.

So fuck off!

9 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Daft bint. This is how foreign criminals launder their dirty money. Britain is a safe haven for these cunts to park their illgotten gains. Half the empty properties in Londonistan are owned by Russian gangsters.

On the bright side at least they won’t be dropping a bomb on us anytime soon. You don’t shit on your own doorstep.🧟‍♂️

Woofers does!

20 hours ago, Degenerategambler said:

For some reason they've edited out Saville on TOTP2. Beeb cunts.

Never mind, you can still get him on YouTube, spreading his Christmas cheer...

The BBC's perfect Christmas for me would be for them to turn their fucking transmitters off for a few days and give us a rest from all those mincing cunts they seem to employ.