and

You can't sing rock in the 'French language', it doesn't scan and it comes out all wrong, I mean, how the fuck can you sing Bob Dylan lyrics in French?

Fuckin' EU cunts try to ruin everything.

On ‎06‎/‎12‎/‎2017 at 9:05 AM, Lady Penelope said:

I favour a united Ireland .. we could at a stroke give them the whole of Merseyside as a present.

You mean ship all the Scousers back to their homeland?

Those cunts have been living off the back of the Beatles for the last fifty years.

Fuck 'em, and fuck off!

26 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

You mean to say that Arthur Scargill is white?

Of course he is, he's the cunt who sat in his office, while the poor cunts who paid his wages were scrabbling around at the bottom of a big black hole trying to earn a living and keep the wheels of industry turning.

14 hours ago, luke swarm said:

Sorry TSD, I don't need to play this to ascertain its fuckwit credentials, Grime is something you picked up changing an alternator or starter motor which you bought cheap from a scrapyard onto your Cortina in the street, not a fucking genre of music.........perhaps its a offshoot of garage or house which I understand was also a sort of music some years back.   

Kids these days seem to value a style or look more than the actual music, a bit like punk in my day but at least that morphed into something vaguely listenable. Must be an age thing I suppose.    

Original Punk was fuckin' great, it's just the tag along exhibitionist posers that wanted get noticed that ruined it.

Brexit means exit.

Fuck off you EU cunts.

23 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

This has been a long standing joke with me a mrs pecker, spotting the mulleted, beardy couples at fetes and the like in the wolf fleece. 

Or the 'Wolfie' fleece!

The problem with Pink is, she isn't really pink, she's like something white you threw in the washing machine with a red t-shirt and it comes out a bit tainted, so you don't wear it again and use it as a rag for cleaning the dirt off your shoes, and that's all she's fit for, cleaning up, she should've been a binman/woman/whatever.

1 hour ago, Punkape said:

The fistive season is upon us and every camp cunt is off to the theatre to dress in women’s clothes.Christoper Biggins, Craig Gravel-Whorewood, Dale Wintoncunt et al will all be presenting themselves in a perturbing fashion to adults and more worryingly to children of all ages.

This dangerous form of entertainment should be halted immediately and the producers of such disturbing nonsense imprisoned under new laws.

Fuck off.

The only reason it continues is, the cunts you mention have no other 'legal' way to earn a living.

21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You do like 'em a bit on the voluptuous side don't you Panzer? Mind you, I think the majority of straight men really prefer curves to bones, even the ones who don't admit it. A nicely proportioned size 14-16 looks a lot sexier than a bundle of twigs laying on a black silk sheet.

So you've never tried to have intercourse with a parched Christmas tree?

On 29/11/2017 at 11:10 AM, Neil said:

Except for the gays

And the paedo's

On 29/11/2017 at 11:50 PM, judgetwi said:

The year before last I watched the state opening of Parliament on the idiot box. There, in his resplendent robes was Kinnock sr. big fucking nose shining like a beacon. On his left was fatcunt Prescott and on his right was the Sugarcunt. Fat rich thieving fucking bastards sitting there preening themselves in their Ermine robes.  At the time I thought there couldn’t possibly be 3 bigger cunts on one TV screen.

How fucking wrong I was. Now I have to watch that fucking bitch May and her spineless, useless cohorts, licking the arses of the EU fascists , giving my money and my country away.

”A bloody difficult woman” she called herself. Fuck off Mrs. you make Neville Chamberlain look like  Mike fucking Tyson. Fuck off and die bitch!

Fucking hell JT, you're on fuckin' fire with this nom, they said they never come back, this is proof they don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

Here come de Judge!

You can understand why he did it, he could hardly afford an 'escort' on mere MP's wages

Is this like the 'special relationship' Woofie has with his pet?

On 29/11/2017 at 10:23 AM, Wolfie said:

Says the dickhead too vacuous to recognise the irony in his self-titled posting name and 'Empty Your Shit Bag' avatar suffix.

That's the point, it is ironic.

So fuck off, you cunt!

16 hours ago, Fatty said:

Audi R8 V10, not just any penis, I'll have you know

So you're the EU apologist cunt who's keeping the German economy afloat?

On 27/11/2017 at 12:53 PM, Wolfie said:

I wonder if he's done her up the shitter yet.

And you'd be well interested in all matters poopy, wouldn't you?

On 26/11/2017 at 4:47 PM, Eric Cuntman said:

 I would class INXS as a half decent band. Hutchence certainly lived the lifestyle, buckets of drugs and booze, corrupting an annoying, girl next door pop star, met his end in a blaze of narcotics and a chokewank, and I think we can all thank him for emotionally destroying that sanctimonious, self obsessed, fake altruist Geldof.

One fuckin' decent song does not make a half decent band, they're Aussies, they're cunts, end of!

Name me one fuckin' rock band from Australia that is/was any good, and don't come with your AC/DC shite, they have several tunes and they all sound the fuckin' same

And while I'm at it, isn't it time that guitar playing cunt started wearing long trousers, he's 62 FFS?

5 hours ago, Wolfie said:

'Lazy and incompetent'? Suing the University of Oxford for £1m hardly echoes either of these. It appears he's putting the skills they taught him to good use. 

If that's the case, he's bound to lose, after all, that's what he's whining about, not being taught well enough to achieve the position he thinks he's entitled to, not being able to hack it as an ambulance chasing cunt.

BTW, I didn't mention anything about 'race', it ain't my fault if he inherited his family name.

As for point number 4, I don't see why I should subsidise some feckless slapper and her fifteen kids with no fathers, the slack flapped whore should pay for her own lack of morals, or get a season long appearance on Jeremy Kyle.

Oxford graduate Faiz Siddiqui claims he was the "victim of poor teaching" that cost him the chance of a lucrative legal career, so seventeen years later he sues the university for £1million because he did not get a first class degree.

Seems to me this lazy, fat, twat is so fuckin' shit as an ambulance chaser, or whatever the fuck it is he is trying to scrape a living at, he's only just realised he didn't try hard enough when he was at Uni, and now he wants to blame everybody else for his tardy incompetence.

How sad, too bad, never mind.

He looks like a fuckin' accident involving Justin Beiber and an explosion in a ball point pen factory.

9 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

Here here. God will punish them.

God only punishes the righteous, Queers get their own chat show!

3 hours ago, judgetwi said:

The irony is , of course , that Charlie never actually killed anyone. He simply directed thick cunts to do it for him......a bit like Hitler, Stalin and ....er....Tony fucking Blair. Charlie’s mistake was going after rich people. Kill poor people and nobody gives a fuck. 

You need to check your facts before you pronounce sentence, the only difference between Charlie and the rest is, he did time.

On 18/11/2017 at 10:21 PM, Decimus said:

She's a disgusting fat cunt.

The beast has been lauded for her performance as Cilla, but she should be endlessly slated as a woman in the public eye who has got the audacity to not look after herself. 

Vile, fat, chip-guzzling, northern slag..

Cilla did the best performance of Cilla, the shite 'Professional Scouser' cunt put on a performance eveytime the camera was on her.

Lorra, lorra cunt.

Fuck off