and

I read somewhere that a whinny MP was saying it wouldn't have happened if they'd kept the gate to the Palace of Westminter locked.

Well, as long as you over-paid, EU refugee loving, windbags are ok, eh?

Self-serving cunts!

Coffee is for cunts, you only have to watch 'Friends' to see that.

And while I'm at it, is it any fucking wonder that everyone's hyper-fucking-active and looking for a fight, if they're all chugging that shitty brown(gay, with a cinnamon sprinkle) liquid?

Utter shite, I turn the channel when the adverts come on (obviously that's not too often as commercial television is for retards, students and dole wallahs) and I also turn the fucking sound off as well, recently all the comercial channels seem to be in sync with their ad breaks, cunts!

1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said:

It's been ages since I've had my finger up a dyke.

Chance would be a fine thing...

51 minutes ago, Snatch said:

Well there's a surprise. Problem is you can't arrest someone until they have actually done something.

Try telling them that in Russia...

43 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

And this copper is obviously a muslim terrorist

What's with all these beardy cunts, has the price of razors become so prohibitive?

On 22/03/2017 at 7:02 PM, camberwell gypsy said:

Mecca? What have you got against bingo? Bit harsh 

Bingo's for cunts, don't talk to me about fucking Mecca, those cunts steal all the wife's dole money, there's never anything left for my ciggies and booze!

34 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Roadkill doesn't need a hyphen. Don't listen to autocorrect.

autocorrect is a kumt

6 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

What are your thoughts on Harry Clewlows game pies?

Fucking expensive and taste like they're full of roadkill, the contents were probably scraped from the tarmac, put through a tree shredder and boiled in an oil-drum, before being chucked into a cheap Tesco pastry case and sold to any unsuspecting toff wannabe who happens to be passing.

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16 hours ago, Neil said:

Are you Marty Feldman?

Obviously not, Marty Feldman was at least slightly amusing.

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He was alright as Dr Martin Scrote on the last resort with Jonathon Ross.

Nothing's alright with Jonathan Ross, the foppish, floppy-haired cunt.

3 hours ago, JackoTC said:

Its just not me, but since I've had a couple of Stollies and fresh orange already, I've decided to turn over a new leaf.

From now on I'm not going to make snide comments or try to wind anyone up.

I'd like to publicly apologise to anyone I've had a go at in the past.

I suppose you'll be wanting a gender reassignment to go with that then, you fairy cunt.

With all that 'fishy' activity going on in the vicinity it definitely smells a bit cuntish.

21 hours ago, Roadkill said:

And skint chavs, so they have something that they can buy in a 2 litre bottle for £3 to wash the taste of lambrini and greasy chips out of their mouths.

to wash the taste of Lambrini, greasy chips and jizz out of their mouths.

So I posted a comment on a Guardian music blog, and almost immediately it gets pulled.

Why?

Because I used the word 'cunt' in reference to egotistical pop star Robbie Williams.

I mean, what other word would have been appropriate to describe that talentless, fat cunt from the ice-cream munching boy band Take That?

And while I'm at it, WTF happened to free speech, the Guardian, fine upholders of civil liberties and people's rights to express themselves as they see fit, unless it goes against their leftie, politically correct doctrine.

Also, WTF is some cunt doing moderating a blog on New Years Day, has the sad Billy no mates cunt got nothing better to do?

22 hours ago, deebom said:

Fucking everything seems to be autotuned these days.

I recently bought the first two Oasis albums on vinyl, from Sainsburys of all places. I opened up What's The Story and put it on. It sounded odd, so I fiddled with the knobs for a minute before it dawned on that I've become so used to hearing digitised, auto tuned music everywhere, that some real analogue music on vinyl sounded off, even though it wasn't.

So I whacked up the volume and played some Jimi Hendrix after.

'so I fiddled with the knobs for a minute'

It was a gay orgy then, was it?

No surprise there, then.

On ‎18‎/‎08‎/‎2016 at 7:12 AM, cuntspotter said:

As long as it was not my toothbrush.

You got a toothbrush?

22 hours ago, mothra said:

Lovely avatar soles

A true likeness!

On 8/12/2016 at 0:36 AM, camberwell gypsy said:

Jenny Eclair is an unfunny, gobby cow I agree but Helen is such a sweetheart. I can't say anything bad about her as she's such a sweetie. 

Are you her fucking agent?

Just(bi)curious!

36 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

Princess Eugenie has had the brilliant foresight to announce her daily movements to within the hour, in a magazine...

 

Now the security forces are bricking it for a kidnap attempt until she gets a new "job"

 

Clever girl....

 

* Not porn, they're still covered up... just...

Oh, that's a bit carpet munchery!

12 hours ago, Punkape said:

I won't be shopping in Sainsburys again. I don't want AIDS or hepatitis from any of the cunts they let in now.

Any cunt who plays Donna Summer shit should be napalmed.

You cunt, Donna Summer is/was fucking brilliant!

Well, the last time I was in France...oh hang on, I've never been to France, I might be a cunt, but I ain't that much of a cunt that I would visit fuckin' France.

Corden is a fat, sweaty joke, but he ain't a funny man.

I always remove the crust, that's the part the flies and cockroaches have taken a dump on.