Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 A rather slippery, often taken for granted cunt. I woke this morning after fuck all sleep for a proper evacuation, shower, and dental routine only to find the dark circles and ocular road maps on my hazel peepers. I looked as if I had been pissed for an entire week. With the in laws coming round for supper, the old cunts will be cunting my missus asking if she needs help or the name of a proper rehab centre. Insidious cunt of an ailment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 stop staring through the neighbours keyholes then you fucking perv..!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 Fuck off to the pub, out of the way. Remember, forgiveness is usually easier to get than permission Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 I bet mine will be bloody after cataract surgery sometime next year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I bet mine will be bloody after cataract surgery sometime next year Ooh nasty. Proper cringe worthy them eye injections etc. And you will be awake the whole time. Best look on the bright side Pen, when the doctor puts a pick in your eye at least you'll see it coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 24, 2015 Report Share Posted November 24, 2015 On 22 November 2015 at 14:14:43, Wizardsleeve said: A rather slippery, often taken for granted cunt. I woke this morning after fuck all sleep for a proper evacuation, shower, and dental routine only to find the dark circles and ocular road maps on my hazel peepers. I looked as if I had been pissed for an entire week. With the in laws coming round for supper, the old cunts will be cunting my missus asking if she needs help or the name of a proper rehab centre. Insidious cunt of an ailment. Why not refrain from mining spunky peanuts from your stretched hoop and rubbing your eyes, you dirty fucking cunt..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 14 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Why not refrain from mining spunky peanuts from your stretched hoop and rubbing your eyes, you dirty fucking cunt..... Weak, Quince. Very weak. If you can't keep pace here, best fuck off to mums net. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 On Sunday, November 22, 2015 2:14:43, Wizardsleeve said: . I looked as if I had been pissed for an entire week. Welcome to my world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 Sunday morning might end up an encore performance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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