I've met some dumb cunts in my time, but whoever it was who turned up to a crashed petrol tanker with a bucket and figured he couldn't wait to get home to spark up a B+H, or elephant shit rolly or whatever the fuck they smoke in Pakistan, takes the biscuit.
Anyone with even rudimentary knowledge or common sense would not go near the fucking accident waiting to happen, let alone spark one up. He no doubt took out the Police who were pleading with the assembly to fuck off out of it, the poor bastards.
The theory of evolution throws out the odd rogue, it seems. Chimps probably called this cunt names.