So big nosed, bushy eye brow cunt salmond came out a while back suggesting the heathen cunts should become Scandinavian. Now some Canuck writer called McGoogan (they're mostly descended from highland cunts chucked out when the landlords got into sheep) reckons scotchland should join Canada. I'm all for it. We're going to need a lot of boats to deport these pastey fleshed ginger trogs over the North Atlantic ice flows to their new homes in the wilderness but think of all that space left for us English overlords to use. I suggest we rename Shetland Scotlandistan and hold an instant referendum to make it independent. The blokes wouldn't wear their white dresses up there in the winter but I could see a definite advantage in the burka, a fleece lined gore text one mind.