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Cillian Murphy

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  3. Sir Leonard of Henry

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    6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

    On one episode of 'Tiswas', they featured some 12 year old girl doing gymnastics. At one point, she bent over backwards and put her hands on the floor... You can clearly hear a bloke at the back of the audience shout :

    "Sitting duck for a deviant!"

     

  4. Sir Leonard of Henry

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    1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

    On one episode of 'Tiswas', they featured some 12 year old girl doing gymnastics. At one point, she bent over backwards and put her hands on the floor... You can clearly hear a bloke at the back of the audience shout :

    "Sitting duck for a deviant!"

    Is this true?   Intersting if it is true...That cunt Tarrant was the producer...maybe we should investigate a little bit more.

    Sources...link?

  5. Sir Leonard of Henry

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    2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

    Yes, along with the likes of Stacey Solomon and Rylan Clark. If these are the sort of celebrities and entertainers that "The Great British Public" wants, then perhaps what the public actually needs are a few death camps setting up for the intellectually challenged and the feckless.

    I like your thinking there Cunty. How about a Mastermind type game show, where the loser gets a bucket of bleach in the face......Ive started so Ill finish.

     

    Im about to pitch this idea to Channel 4

  7. Shitcunt garages

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    On 17/12/2020 at 16:01, Williewhoopassjohnson said:

    Vans been in the garage, needs an MOT today, fellas said to me theres a slight fuel leak, what you want to do is jet wash it underneath then it should be fine. Can you not do that for me theres a jet wash there and I'll pay you? No, thats illegal. I'd like to turn that jet wash on full blast and fire it up his nose the stupid cunt. 

    You dont say where its leaking from...tank, fuel line, engine block. Did the cunt show you the leek? He has to upon your request

  8. Has Anyone Cunted The Government In The Last 24hrs ?

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    3 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said:

    Cunt doesnt do Jamie oliver justice, spunk chugging thundercunt isn't bad though 

    Is that the best that you can do? you really need to up your game. Im thinking along the lines of..I hope this rubber tongued mockney should be force feed a "handful, just a squirt, a liberal dousing" of Demestos/ any fucking bleach.."If you havent got it" rat poison will do...There all best of friends

  11. Motorists who don’t FLASH when a 🐷 is a mile or so away with a speed camera.

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    10 minutes ago, Eddie said:

    Cillian, what machine do you ride, and care to share a pic? did you know both Roops and I ride Harleys, I have the fat boy and she has the hard tail 48, she certainly isnt a spring chicken so we have stopped the long trips through france and down into Spain. Sometimes I sit behind her on the motorway fixated on her shapely rear end, wishing a lorry would corss the central reservation and pin her to the front grill, happy times...

     

     

     

    I dont ride a bike, but I often drive on the A4141 between Warwick and Solihull. This is a well known bikers run. Unfortunatly (sp) it is also a road often used by horseriders. Two fatalities on this road last month. On a good note I have a good supply of fresh flowers that are left on the roadside.

  12. Motorists who don’t FLASH when a 🐷 is a mile or so away with a speed camera.

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    The one that grips my shit is drivers who dont know how to indicate to bikers wishing to overtake.

    Its hold up your left hand and keep it there for some time, this notifies the biker that you have seen them.

    When it is safe for them to overtake, indicate left and let them pass.

    If it is safe to do so any half decent rider will thank you by raising their left hand or twisting their left foot out.

    Your Welcome

  13. Motorists who don’t FLASH when a 🐷 is a mile or so away with a speed camera.

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    On 12/12/2020 at 16:22, ProfB said:

    ProfB sometimes needs to get somewhere in a hurry, soo I put my foot down & take advantage of the 10% +2 tolerance, what else is it there for? To be used when you are pushed for time.

    The times inconsiderate drivers fail to flash & let me know I might get done for speeding is shocking - too many selfish, me, me, me drivers on the road.

    I would say Volvo drivers are the worse, they never speed, they never get above 40 mph & most are half blind & don’t see the 🐽s in the first place.

    Dominic Cummings has said that he drove to Barnard Castle to test his eyesight before making the long drive home to London.  I don’t think he’d flash & warn me the law was trying to get me done for speeding. 😤

    Do you know what the unofficial signal for other drivers to slow down is? And its not flashing your fucking headlights.....that could mean anything.

  14. MoonPig/Funky Pigeon

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    7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

    Sounds to crawly bumlick. Tell it like  it is, put "Dear fascist bully boy". 

    I think you are right. Im not using enough swear words/adjectives. I apologize for my previous post, I should have done better. In future I will up my game.

    When this cunt returns from Brussells (sp)>I hope the plane crashes and he dies. i also hope the pilot walks away

  17. UPHILL GARDENERS WORLD.

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    3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

    As a relatively keen gardener,  I admit to occasionally looking at Gardeners World, with good old Monty Don. I  walked into the house, and my missus was hurling abuse at the t.v.  There was this black poof, in a floral shirt, mincing around his London cottage(ing) style garden. The filthy dirty simpering cunt then proceeded to stick his fucking fingers into a jar of Vaseline, and then rub the contents around the rim of his flower pot. 'It keeps the slugs away' he smirked. Yes Mpenda, and no doubt attracts every fucking bender in the Clapham area. 

    A spade holding a spade indeed. Fucking BBC

    Though, totally racist and homophobic, I do agree

  22. Disrespectful Cunts

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    Long story, Ill keep it short, as most of you cunts dont have much attention span.

    I live very close to a crematorium, three maybe four times a day there is always a courtage (sp) driving down my road.

    Today, there was a funeral, I was driving behind, of course I stopped to let the funeral party go through. The Indian lady thanked me so  much for stopping...and then comes the total cun t behind me, who gave me some verbal abuse said I should have run them down.

    Of course I said nothing (just keeping my gob shut)

    Against my better judgement I got out of my car and shouted "Have some respect"...and then it kicked off....two of them got out of their car and tried to give me a hard time.

    Indian Lady shouted to her extended family what hgappened. Four of the biggest ugliest fuckers that you have ever seen, picked them up (literatly) put them in their car and told them to fuck off.

    Big bloke in charge thanked me very much.

    Just a Dit

    No doubt Spunkage will have a comment

  24. Brass Plates on Park Benches

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    1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said:

    The local paper said he was "a talented artist". More than one person told me he was well known for burgling houses and nicking cars. In other words, a waste of fucking oxygen.

    I love "talented artists" when they ride their dodgy mopeds too fast around any corner and end up as geography. The family of these cunts should be made to clean up the blood stained roads. Mop/Bucket/Sponge/ shovel. Why leave it to the NHS to clean up their brains/internal organs?

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