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KingRollo

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  3. Bianca Williams

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    5 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said:

    I have heard it on the grapevine that Bianca Williams intends to sprint to your castle and dance at your ball. Will your royal guards make her feel welcome? 

    Yes, once they've stopped and searched her...

  4. Bianca Williams

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    5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

    That's the little cunt from that annoying fucking advert: "Flash! Aahaaaaaaa". 

    Do you think Punky's opened up a sideline on ebay selling knockoff household cleaners? His bootleg DVD stall must really be struggling if he's resorted to this...

  5. Bianca Williams

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    11 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said:

    I like your idea, but you need to consider the details beforehand. 

    What if he sees King Frank, and immediately gets the horn?  Which toilets will he be expected to use? How will you react if he smuggles bootleg dvds in his handbag and starts selling them to your other guests? 

    Be prepared. 

    Hmmm, good points.  Mind you, watching him dance on Wizard's gear with a raging stiffy under his frock would be quite funny.  He can use Cook's lavatory - she's pretty much caught everything going, so I don't see the harm.  We'll get one of the servants to frisk him on the way in - he won't believe his luck!

  6. Bianca Williams

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    7 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said:

    Punkape has been very grumpy here of late. He needs to stop worrying about his stall at the market and go for walks. 

    Maybe wizard could offer him some of the stuff that helped you with your dancing? 

    Fabulous idea GG!  And Queen Gwen can give him a makeover!  He can put on a pretty dress, perfect for a queen, hair, nails, the lot!  Then we can give him the "dancing drugs", take him to the royal ballrooms, turn on the disco lights and watch him go!   Louis Spence eat your heart out!

  8. Bianca Williams

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    5 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

    Pop tp the freezer with a glass, put some ice cubes in the glass and then fill the glass with bleach and drink it.

    Do you think you have overused the word "glass" in that sentence, Pen?

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  12. Bianca Williams

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    9 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

    Go and ask "cook" for a nice drink of bleach.

    I had a chat with Cook about this but as soon as your name came up, she said that the only immediate purpose for bleach would be to clean up your nether regions just to kill the niff.  Oh, and Wizard said he'd like his spare gown back - apparently he lent it to you in good faith that you were learning the craft; now he knows you're pretending it's a dress and using it for cross dressing, he's disinclined to share.  Personally, I think he's being a bit intolerant and rather old-fashioned in his views on gender...

  15. Bianca Williams

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    On 13/07/2020 at 17:21, Ape™️ said:

    He's got to be someone playing a character, and whoever it is, they're doing a first rate job of portraying a complete and utter fucking wanker.

    Not everyone can pull it off, Ape!

  17. Abolishing the police. Good or bad idea?

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    19 hours ago, King Billy said:

    That’s a given KR. But on a rather more serious note, without mentioning any names, young Master York (name changed for privacy reasons) asked me to enquire if you might have any friends at the FBI who might be ameniable to a bit of quid pro quo?   

    If you can help with this inconvenient misunderstanding he will be at Victoria Station tomorrow at 2PM under the clock wearing a Kermit the frog onesie, with a pink carnation on the lapel and carrying a rolled up copy of the Beano. He will definitely not be perspiring and the codeword is ‘Now then. Now then.’ 

    Regally yours.

    HRH KB.

    Master York has it coming.  He should stick to eating pizza in Wokingham and, perhaps, wearing Lynx in an attempt to smell like a middle aged virgin.  No cigars, medals, BBC contracts or hospital privileges for him. The onsie is a good idea though, as long as Kermit's hood is sufficiently capacious to cover his ugly mug.  

    With humblest admiration,

    HM KR

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  19. Cunts Corner Music Exchange V

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    17 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

     

    @KingRollo, you seem harmless enough and whilst The Corner has room for the odd parody account I have to say I'd rather read Kieth Lard than put up with this infecting The CC Music Exchange as it isn't really the place to learn about the Kingdom of Rollo.

    My apologies, I am mortified at this faux pas and will attempt to adhere to CCME etiquette in future.  Here is some music - enjoy!

     

     

  22. Cunts Corner Music Exchange V

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    9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

    I'm going to take a dump in your moat and throw in the freshly buggered corpses of you, cook and wizard 

    That's no problem Stubbs, thanks for letting me know.  Just as a point of protocol, when you shit in the moat, take care when bearing your arse. Punkers has been "playing golf" nearby and I would hate to see you taken up the wrong'un sans permite.  Cook and Wizard are used to this sort of thing... they've been strangled, drowned, crucified and buggered to death on many occasions - it's become a bit of a competition between them so it's good that you intend to treat them both to your attentions.  As much as I would enjoy your company, I must decline, however.  Queen Gwen is ovulating tonight and duty calls - currently we have no heir and no spare!

  23. Cunts Corner Music Exchange V

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    19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

    When Dave Lister was in stasis for 3 million years, his cat gave birth and its descendants evolved into humanoid form. They developed a religion with Lister as their god. But it translated down to Cloister. And he was stupid.

    Oh I remember - the holy custard stain and some old shite about hot dog stands and hats with arrows...

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