ProfB

1 hour ago, Penelope Alive said:

Are you a member of a Lunar Society?

YES.

A supermoon was in Aquarius last week - so I spammed out big style. I frittered out - I went X atmospheric & threw my prayer mat out of my bathroom window - knowing it was for a greater good.

Ta antelope

1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said:

Short for Jake the muscle, have you never seen Once were warriors ? Nice to see your dialect has improved.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olG2AeO8m4Y

 

Do you specialise in being a boring fart?

1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I would prefer scrag of lamb sandwiches.

Do you have your own thermos flask?

Just now, Cunty BigBollox said:

I would prefer scrag of lamb sandwiches.

OK

Yes, she looks nice & she's lovely too.

she doesn't have a man-friend at the moment, but obviously she'll get snapped up soon, she's 'wife material'

9 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Seems like she got all the looks.

4 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Whatever you say, Norman.

 

That's not me, it's my niece, Chantelle.

You don't have the right to post her pic on the forum.

Please remove it.

I want it removed NOW.

Do you hear me?

11 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I quite literally shudder to think about what likely goes on within your nightmarish mind.

For the last seven years you have almost unfailingly remained in the character of a mentally challenged 13 year old girl, a feat both terrifying and almost certainly indicative of some sort of twisted psychosexual disorder. I say almost, because every now and then the angry 18 stone, hairy virgin, Eddie Stobart driver that you really are comes out to play.

I feel sorry for whatever truck stop whore you'll end up strangling tonight as a result of the rage induced by my observations. One can only hope that the brass is carrying a shiv and cuts you a new throat.

Fuck right off.

psychosexual disorder.

🫢

Eddie Stobart driver? Reversing with a trailer is not simples, dog muck face.

As Mrs Roots will vouch, I am an older female forum member.

If you read all the posts you'd know she told Jake unassuming as much.

Decimus - even your name sounds like a ferret's ball bag disease

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I’m afraid big Kazza is suffering from baboon bum.

whoo- will she be OK? Anything I can do? Hose her down or something?

1 minute ago, Penelope Alive said:

Could you smash the moon with a big lump hammer?

You need a cucumber facepack from Boots & an Iphone13 at least to do your selfie.

Your look ain't good - public toilet face.

8 minutes ago, Decimus said:

 

boring cunt

🐝  profB xxx Hi everyone - have a good read of the forum, it's full of nuggets to make you happy to be alive?

17 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Im too poor for shellfish prof baby..cans of tuna and bags of salad are as far as i can stretch to such is the life of a travelling minstrel..

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

I had you down as more of a ‘revel without a cause’.

ProfB will make you pair some scrumptious salmon sandwiches with a side salad

love ProfXXXX Bee

Hi there Eric - have you enjoyed the heatwave?

I have, I lost weight - a woman's thing, we even like being ill because we lose weight.

My bestie Big Kazza ate a doggy dressed 🦀, she was as sick as a pig, but shed 5 pounds...

The 🦀 went out faster than it went in - like plurp..., Kazza said her arsehole was inflamed?

3 minutes ago, Frank said:

Look at you, spunking your desperate pent-up load in one fanfare sitting. Breathe, you've nothing to prove and you'll be topping the leaderboard by the weekend. 

What a load of shit - fly spray face.

On 14/08/2022 at 07:04, Penelope Alive said:

Let's talk Brexit.

Let's talk cocks - please PM me a pic of yours antelope

On 14/08/2022 at 07:04, Penelope Alive said:

Let's talk Brexit.

Billy King wants to talk cocks & to be honest I want to talk cocks not brexit, as would anyone normal - Willies we want not Brexit - WILLIES.

WE WANT WILLIES.

20 hours ago, King Billy said:

Get your cock out.

Yes, the more willies the better?

16 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Undercover Fenians 🤣🇬🇧

Are you alright pet, I know they were ALL being very nasty to you last night.

Sometimes they start on me & I run to admin for support - Spot, he's great, he knows just the right thing to say. He's lovely.

Love ProfBXXX

Just now, King Billy said:

Hi ProfB. Some horrible people have been saying horrible things about me on here. I’m very hurt by their nasty lies. But at least we’re OK.

King Billy.

YES XXX

17 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

K'meer..jakey baby...speakin of trackin ..why do people here call ya drew ..are ya an artist or somthin

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Hey up Pans - are you on your shellfish diet again?

Love ProfB XXX

On 13/08/2022 at 18:25, King Billy said:

Apology accepted. Fuck off.

King Billy is so lovable. I love him to bits.

A full time nice person too. Yes, he tells it like it is, but he looks out for you.

Hiya KB Love ProfB XXX

1 minute ago, ProfB said:

NHS says:

Have cold food and drinks, avoid alcohol, caffeine and hot drinks, and have a cool shower or put cool water on your skin or clothes. Keep your living space cool. Close windows during the day and open them at night when the temperature outside has gone down. Electric fans can help if the temperature is below 35 degrees.

I was told drinking a hot drink helped you sweat & cool down?

Opening & closing windows all the time makes you hot.

I will open more windowS & put an electric fan on below 35 degrees.

 

This nom is my favourite.

1 minute ago, ProfB said:

Put some ice cubes in a bowl of water.

Open any closed windows.

NHS says:

Have cold food and drinks, avoid alcohol, caffeine and hot drinks, and have a cool shower or put cool water on your skin or clothes. Keep your living space cool. Close windows during the day and open them at night when the temperature outside has gone down. Electric fans can help if the temperature is below 35 degrees.

I was told drinking a hot drink helped you sweat & cool down?

Opening & closing windows all the time makes you hot.

I will open more windowS & put an electric fan on below 35 degrees.

23 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Is this the most condescending, dumbed down article ever from BBC "news"? Probably not, actually, but it has to be close.

Heatwave: How to keep your home cool

Paraphrasing only very slightly:

1. Open a window
2. Open another window
3. Close all your windows
4. Turn on a fan
5. Don't leave your oven on and its door open
6. Go somewhere else (my own personal favourite in a "How to keep YOUR HOME cool" article!)

Put some ice cubes in a bowl of water.

Open any closed windows.

20 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Tout...snitches get semtex and then stitches to put their arms n legs back on for the funeral..lol

 

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Hiya Pansy - how are you - laffin?

Love ProfB xxx