ProfB

17 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Sometimes I lie.

Pork pies

18 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Im pretty sure i dont care about yours atall atall burby baby..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

You tell him PANS Love ProfB XXX

3 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Never has the saying 'as funny as cancer' been more appropriate. What a boring fucking cunt you are.

What a wit U R - boring.

Put your knitting patterns in  alphabetical order womble bum.

8 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

I'm in no mood for your shit, Prof, but the revelation of your alter ego as an eighteen stone Yorkie munching, Popeye forearmed Eddie Stobbart trucker made me giggle!

Yours truly, Major.

What are you going to do about it Fox fart face?

love ProfB xxx

2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Neil is the sort of cunt who thinks that swapping a Saga charabanc in Torremolinos for a fortnight on an Italian caravan site somehow qualifies him as one of the beautiful people.

The hideously fat, Hyacinth Bucket cunt.

Purlease - BORING BIG.

Love ProfB XXX

1 minute ago, Major Cunt said:

I'm in no mood for your shit, Prof, but the revelation of your alter ego as an eighteen stone Yorkie munching, Popeye forearmed Eddie Stobbart trucker made me giggle!

Yours truly, Major.

I am a size 8 & never ate a YORKIE bar ever - TWIX yes, YORKIE no.

So button it Grandad.

LOVE PROFB XXX

3 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Giorgia Meloni? I’m pretty sure you were mocking me last week when I said she was going to win, weren’t you? Have some of this egg. It seems to have landed on the wrong face. 😂

You tell her King Billy, Mrs Roots wears thigh high boots.

Just now, Major Cunt said:

 

Would you Adam and Eve it?

fossil fart - do one.

Love ProfB xxx

4 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Indeed. As The Wolf stated earlier, you can also predict with depressing confidence that the rest of the Spack Pack will inevitably turn up whenever Frank is circling like a toothless and geriatric Great White Shark. 

Withers, Bresslaw and the dog whisperer/raper et al are like the remora fish attached to the old cunt's belly. Unfortunately for them, the last feeding frenzy that Frank induced was seven years ago, and that was when dealing with a mentally unstable cunt who owned a thousand glass cat ornaments. Hardly a scalp worth mentioning when said nutter was eventually pushed over the edge by a musical potty.

Soz, off to watch Eastenders, I cannot read anymore of your drivel tonight.

You are an embarrassment to the corner.

Love ProfB xxx

11 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Show me. But bear in mind what happened to the last idiot who had "definitive proof" that I was a plagiarist. 

I'm waiting.

Fart face, belt up - you do not have King Billy's wit, or Eric C's charm.

Love ProfBXXX

PS my bestie big Kazza once dated an O'Brien & he owed a lot of money to a lot of people!.

8 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

O'Brian steps in for O'Brien when he's on holiday.

Do you mean Tim Oh'Brien

9 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

This is true doc baby..specially in the occupied territories up north..they're all paddys anyway..now they're officially paddy's..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Laffin Panzie

Spuddy Holly?

Love ProfB xxx

5 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Shut the fuck up you spastic fucking gobshite.

Shut the fuck up you spastic fucking gob shite hole face.

Love ProfB xxx

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Eat dogshit.

Yeah, you pick in up in the street, ever thought of actually getting yourself a dog. -face ache?

20 hours ago, Frank said:

Have you read any Henry Marsh? 

Do you mean Kym Marsh? She's on her 3rd hubby & doing Strictly Come Dancing. My bestie big Kazzia has been wed twice & is looking for her 3rd time lucky hubby. Currently she is single.

Love ProfB xxx

Mrs Roots knows who I am & loads of forum members ie Eric, King Billy & Pansy for example. Go sow your ball bag up, bum hole face.

Love ProfB xxx

12 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I didn't think it would take long for this sanctimonious little shit to crawl out of his incredibly expensive, Chippendale woodwork. No doubt he's got his pound sign flashing eyes 🤑 set on turning the current cost of living crisis into filthy lucre, money that he'll have absolutely no intention of redistributing to the starving masses.

Cue a new, Godawful fucking song where he tries to rhyme Kwateng with some obscure 19th century trade unionist, plus numerous paid appearances at rally's where he'll have his own massive winnebago parked up ten miles away from the nearest lentil farting pleb.

There's nothing worse or more hypocritical than a champagne, NIMBY, home counties socialist.

Except Bono.

You are like one of the weirdos my bestie big Kazzia had to deal with when she worked as a surrogate sex partner, no wonder she didn't last longer than 6 years in the job.

25 minutes ago, Decimus said:

 

I imagine that after five minutes of being introduced to you, the poor cunt will think "fuck this" and lead you both out into the path of a speeding artic lorry.

Dec you are very nasty, but you have the HOTS for me too. You do not have Eric or King Billy's charm, wit, good looks or intelligence I am afraid.

Or Pansy - he's like 'smile at the world & the world will smile back at you.' Panz is always 'laffin' - he's so chilled he's horizontal.

Dec - your stink of piss.

12 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

3 days. It allowed me to watch telly uninterrupted, unfortunately it was all bollocks about burying the lizard queen.

I once got a 4 week ban, forget what I did wrong. I rejoined as ProfC & Mrs Roots went ballistic (time of the month), & added another two weeks to my ban. So 3 days is like NOTHING. I'd ban you for being a boring cunt. I liked you when you had that other avatar, with gigantic balls, but now you are travel with savile - & a full time bore.

Because I have hearing loss if I get worse I will have a guide dog too. He or she will be my ears. & my guide Dog will be allowed in shops.

Guide dogs are so intelligent & never lose their cool.

2 minutes ago, King Billy said:

They’re all Singhing from the same hymn book as us Eric.

Are you & Eric being 'ironic' King Billy?

Sometimes I struggle with the Corner 'in jokes' - I assume you & Eric are laughing your sox off?

Singhing 🤭 

Singhing off the same hymn sheet - Fido is going to love that - Fido is my new Man's guide dog, he's almost human (the guide dog) .

7 minutes ago, Neil said:

Lacist!

Have you typod Neil? Or do you think Eric makes lace?

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I wouldn’t lick the pretend gayboy. Only with 🔥 

Pretend gayboy - please explain Eric? I thought Phil was an arse bandit?

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I can’t stand Holly Willoughbooby. But I would lick her all over if she wanted me to.

You'd make her pay for your services though, she uses her fame to queue jump & get freebie - don't fall for it Eric.

Would you lick Phil?

I don't even think my new man's guide dog would, &  Fido is so friendly.