ProfB

36 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

  17 hours ago, The Beast said:

If I use the shit house in a pub or restaurant and they have one of those pull-down towels on a roll, I will let my hands dry naturally, irrespective of whether I have shaken hands with the disenfranchised or had the less common event of a King Henry. Disgusting fucking things.

Where PVC gloves from Boots - £2.50 for a packet on 10.

On 17/09/2022 at 14:18, White Cunt said:

The corgis will be disappointed 😢 

I read about the flies, they arrive fast -  re decomposition.

In India they have the garden of death - vultures eat you & you are reincarnated. I think it's called Garden of Death, but a more informed corner member might correct me - do you know Mrs Roots?

Garden of Silence?

I wonder what Charles the turd thinks re Holly & Phil? Has he signed the petition, do you think?

35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Does he tell you how beautiful you feel?

Yes, I think that's what he's saying. He's into Dr Who Big Style.

17 minutes ago, cunt said:

Always wondered, how does a blind cunt clean-up after taking his guide dog for walk?

Just asking for a Poodle fancying friend 🦙🐩

I don't know, the guide dog was quiet throughout our dates - it had BUM control, it didn't need to use the lav, unlike me. it was soo calm & ZEN.

I thought woofer - how horizontal do you intend to get?

It, aka Darwin was just soo calm, & soo chilled.

I call him 'Darkers' he's just 8 years old, & soooo lovable. If factI call him darks too, he goes all shy- he knows what he's doing.

20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

A hedgehog shat in my hand yesterday. That’ll keep the poo lobby stocked with material until the weekend 

Is he your pet Eric, or a wild thing?

Sorry I’ve not posted on the corner recently - I have met someone, I even get on well with his guide dog.

Love ProfB xxx

The corner should be in black today, the blue is disrespectful Mrs Roots.

Love Prof B xxx

8 hours ago, Penelope Alive said:

You can check this, I am sure that Baws can find Deccos own post about this and how all the other kids took the piss out of him. What a vacuous, brain dead  fuckwit you are.

Good evening Spotto,

Sorry I haven’t been online for awhile, but my bestie big Kazza & I got women’s vod on offer.

Love ProfB xxx

On 13/09/2022 at 13:41, southerncunt said:

Dog hating pointless fucking cunt. 

Die in a fucking fire.

As the old adage goes: Cats are best, they don’t tell the law where you’ve hidden drugs, dog do.

8 minutes ago, Snowy said:

Master of psychology see,I read the art of war once ,didn't understand it like was written in chink.

Master of a nut job talking to himself.

20 minutes ago, Frank said:

Snowy, I think you should know that I know where you live. 

What are you going to do to Snowy? I bet he's scared NOT - you pissed up drunk.  & you are dead.

1 minute ago, ProfB said:

Yes, I will let him off the hook.

I think he has 'mitigating' circumstances, but he's been very nasty to me before now. Does he have a small willy do you think? Hence his never ending moaning, & bullying? Maybe the smallest on the forum - I have four photos of bigger ones corner members emailed to me to 'review'.

Love ProfB xxx

PS one was ANON - I think it's Spotto's-  Admin?

2 minutes ago, King Billy said:

You forgot to mention the fact that DC resides in Merseyside ProfB, which would excuse him from blame regarding the last part of your observation.

Yes, I will let him off the hook.

I think he has 'mitigating' circumstances, but he's been very nasty to me before now. Does he have a small willy do you think? Hence his never ending moaning, & bullying? Maybe the smallest on the forum - I have four photos of bigger ones corner members emailed to me to 'review'.

Love ProfB xxx

Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

Au contraire…

They don't like you, nor do I because you are horrible. Mrs Roots should ban you for being : horrible, boring, & ugly - inside & out.

No wonder no woman (or man) goes anywhere near you.

7 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Mutant whorecunt, die.

NO, you cannot mean it? It's ProfB?

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3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I’m in Arles tomorrow, Francis. Any culinary tips?

Ohh that's true - we have an astrologer onboard. - 👍

Will she be rising from the dead?

Thing is, my bestie Big Kazza & I have experienced what could be described as a 'long lost weekend' (Kazza has 4 new tats as a result, I have none) - first I knew re her Maj was when I logged onto the Corner this AM to check my messages & read this nom.

I am in SHOCK

She was only 96.

1 minute ago, Frank said:

Jesus Christ, so fucking thick. 

You are. Your head got run over by a runaway mobility scooter, that was only in use 3 days a week.

1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I've gotta say I'm liking this idea PB, how about putting a cooker in the freezer then? Then the fat bastards can simply roll over to the freezer, eat, and roll back to the sofa. We could be onto something. 

Fox fart face - throw yourself head first into a puddle.

4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Out of likes KB. That Sadiq Khan is killing my profit margins with the congestion charge.

 

BORING

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

Something which hasn’t come as any surprise at all to me is that she hasn’t mentioned any plan to stop the thousands of greaseballs arriving in dinghy’s every week. She must be keeping that back as a surprise till next week when all the BS she’s announced already has failed miserably. The cunt is nothing more than another globalist bag of shit, with her own page on the WEF website, a former Shell executive, Liberal Democrat, remainer and  a pig ugly cunt to boot.

Perfect CV to land the top job in British politics I suppose.

I love you King Billy (tons) - but even Liz only has one pair of hands. She does't float your boat then?

Love ProfB XXX

14 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Don't worry ProfB, Boris is dead and we now have Lovely Liz at the helm. She'll see off a fair few this winter... starvation and freezing to death being among the most common causes. She is also a vile, adulterous woman who I wouldn't trust to tell me the time. 

If you was an astrologer, or psychic, you'd know we were going to have a mega mild winter - like topping up your tan in Nov in Brighton pics the red tops will run.

Lovely Liz - yes, she's lovely, but mother nature is gorge too.

Liz had an affair - no one else ever did - HOLD ON FART FACE - she beat you to being PM.

Love & kisses,

ProfB XXX

52 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Jimmy Savile’s ‘fiddling hand’.

Clunk click every trip

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

‘Nanety Nane’

Poo panty