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ProfB

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  1. On 06/02/2023 at 11:05, Eric Cuntman said:

     

    I think that just leaves Tequila. Although that makes me want to move to Mexico and change my name to ‘El Diablo Blanco’.

    My Bestie Big Kazza is well into Tequila, she has 791 of those plastic hat/lids in her knicker drawer.

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  2. Madonna can keep her toyboys, they talk daft.

    Big K & I was in Morries getting our/her girlie drinks, the light on self ass starts flashing, putting big Kazza  & I well into the party mood - she (big K) parked her arse on the scales to take the weight off her feet - Add your own bag message appeared. Well, long story short - we are now barred from Morries. A under 30 chap, started harping on - big K gave him - the length of her tongue & said what she'd like to do to his mother. 🤐

  3. On 30/12/2022 at 22:38, King Billy said:

    Incase any of you cunts have been wondering where the Vulcan has been recently, she’s been safely chained up in my shed over the Christmas period. I’ve been thrashing the living daylights out of her huge ginger buttocks regularly with a cat of nine tails and I will be parading her in all her enormous naked glory through the streets of London on New Year’s Day so the general public can chuck all your leftover Xmas shite at her. 
    Happy new year and fuck off.

    Hi King Billy - Happy noo year

    Love ProfB xxx

  4. On 10/12/2022 at 18:55, Uncle Meatus said:

    Things thaw out depending on ambient temperature of said object. My problem is there's too much snow on the roof of my Austin Aleggro to drive to a nice bridge and dump Sylvia Somearse in the brink.

    YIKES, somehow things slimmed down, & Prof started shaking her butt at this lovely toon:

     

     

  5. 17 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

    Fuck off.

    I love 🧑🏿‍🌾 you Mr Ape, because of your high forehead it means you are brainy.

    & your specs make you look intellectual... I am imagining you in your leathers on your motobike.

    & I am your PILLION.

    Love ProfB XXX (snogs)

  6. 31 minutes ago, Decimus said:

    If there's anyone on here I'm genuinely scared of, it's you. I don't know what sort of sick fucking cunt could keep up the pretence of being a mentally retarded, 12 year old girl for eight years, but I'd wager it's the type of beast who has more bones under their patio than a Blackheath plague pit.

    The prostitutes who ply their trade outside disused Little Chef's may disagree, but I much prefer it when you're out on the road in your Stobart, raping and killing and far too busy to post mindless fucking drivel on here.

    Please, just fuck off for good.

    I don't have a HGV licence, & if I did I'd choose Wincanton. They are positive with WIN in their name unlike you, Decimal.

    Go grow a fart plant, you full time bore.

    Love ProfB XXX

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  7. 9 hours ago, Neil said:

    My 'ol womans trotters make me want to puke, the thought of actually touching a strangers plates of meat repulses me even more. Any cunt with a foot fetish has just given up on life, the dirty cunts.

    Found this snippet on the net:

    Sharp toe nails can cut delicate skin around the penis, vagina, or anus. Keep toe nails trimmed and clean — and ask your partner to do the same — if you anticipate getting your feet involved in the action.

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