ProfB

34 minutes ago, Penelope said:

I did get the impression that he did not really like me .. perhaps that would improve your attitude towards him.

FUCKING cunts the whole lot of you. BASTARDS. USELESS no marks. FUCK OFF. FUCK BLOODY OFF. YOU BORING CUNTS.

Love ProfB xxx

On 27/10/2022 at 08:58, Decimus said:

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Tell tale tit

48 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said:

As it's a Sunday evening, I'm suffering the aftermath of last night's heavily cut bugle.

What method do the denziens of this fine site use to alleviate the symptoms of shit marching powder?

I'll go first with an old family recipe:

Ingredients: 

- 1 tbsp (15ml) of Whiskas

- 1 saucer of full fat milk (room temperature)

- 1 tin whistle

- 1 stray cat

Preparation:

Using the spoon, delicately place the Whiskas on your knob (you may need a certain amount of wrist action to get it in a condition to bear the load).

When it's all balanced nicely use the whistle and saucer of milk in conjunction to attract a stray cat.

Gently coax the stray over and get it to lick all the Whiskas off your semi-flaccid member.

Works a fucking treat, let me tell you.

Now, let's hear from you, fellow cunts - what tried and tested cures do you use to lift bugle or alcohol related hangovers?

You need help.

6 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said:

Beast.

6 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said:

Beast.

You typoed = BEST 👍

3 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said:

You know exactly what I'm taking about, you hiding in plain sight fucking wrongun.

No, I don't know what you mean, nor does anyone -  you Myleene Klass lookalike.

16 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said:

No doubt you're getting hard imagining me as a missing child.

I'm watching you.

What are you on about, you talk out of your arse.

6 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said:

Fuck off cunt.

ooooooooo, the truth hurts.

Just now, Horrified Suburbanite said:

Cunts Corner rap battles - is that a thing?

Could it be a thing?

Should I make it a thing?

Don't you have an home to go to? Won't your Mam be expecting you back?

Love ProfB xxx

21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I read Niven's 'Bring on the Empty Whores'.  

& once upon a time he ate 12 goat poo sandwiches...

& they lived happily ever after, frying pan head.

Love ProfB XXX

8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Gaymosexual.

What a load of zhit?

On 03/11/2022 at 10:46, Roadkill said:

They were probably all texting each other about the crazy lady sitting in the corner, hiding behind her oversized handbag, moaning and hyperventilating as she made darting glances towards their shoes.

Seems like "Thinning" was into that sort of thing, but you blew it - and not in the good way.

I thought I might meet someone. But I didn't.

5 hours ago, King Billy said:

R.I.P.

It's to keep me alive KB, so wash your mouth out. Love ProfB xxx

All you anti vaxxers must be scared of the needle, it's only a tiny prick, I hardly felt a thing.

4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

And dwarves - don't forget the fucking dwarves. 

There's a relatively new development where middle-aged women, usually with tattoos, proudly flaunt their mastectomy scars. Add this to menstrual leakage on the list of things I'd rather not see at meal times.

middle-aged women, don't have menstrual leakages, they experience that at 17, so they wear several fanny pads, so nowt goes wrong.

I usually, overload my gusset with panty liners - so I am ready for whatever life throws at me. Bring it on.

Love ProfB xxx

10 hours ago, Penelope said:

You forgot Truss.

Had my booster jab 2night, I was sat waiting with my age group - but try as I might I failed to PULL.

One was a paints & decs (or why would he have splashes of paint & big pockets on his leg gear?) I marvelled at his big shoes. He was super tall. (I was thinking - BIG WILLY, no MASSIVE Willy).

Another, was thinning, & constantly looking around? 2 out of the 4 of us had their phone out & were - engrossed? So me & ‘thinning’ scrutinised at each other - then I went in, & got jabboed.

MASSIVE COCK?

Love ProfB xxx

On 30/10/2022 at 18:18, Neil said:

Scrolling through the headlines....

100 dead in Somalia car bomb

68 dead in Undia Bridge collapse

168 dead in Seoul stampede

and then I found the bad stuff, 1000 migrants cross Channel in one day, Bad news indeed.

1 hour ago, Neil said:

2 likes so fuck off, I was upset at the number that fell off that bridge, why can't those useless cunts build bigger bridges.

SHUT UP YOU FAT FAIRY - innocent people have lost their lives.

What do you know about bridge building? 

58 minutes ago, cunt said:

The Nod-Yule is the best ever 🎄🎅

I see, yes, you are correct - choc log in my neck of the woods.

4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

He's not sick or evil. 

He is , happy an innocent mother is dead.

You are sick & evil too thewn, if you think that's OK.

35 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said:

Kirsty MacColl always fantasised about being split in two by a rich Mexican.

LOL LOL LOL...

LOL

Keyboard troll.

1 minute ago, Horrified Suburbanite said:

Uh huh. What's your point?

YOU - Mocking the dead.

1 minute ago, Horrified Suburbanite said:

And let's not forget Kirsty MacColl, always overlooked when it comes to this particular Christmas tune.

It's almost like she missed the boat in terms of Christmas ditty fame.

YOU ARE SICK & EVIL & UGLY

On 28/10/2022 at 23:14, Roadkill said:

Apparently this is becoming an increasingly common problem:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-63421811

I reckon cunts have been buying them during the lockdown like other twats buy pets they don't have the ability to look after, then just setting them free to writhe about in mud and shit in public.

I wonder if the PDSA takes them in?

He got his mother to dress up, so he could be famous.

On 23/10/2022 at 10:37, Penelope said:

The only answer is to rejoin the EU and have direct rule from Brussels.  They is no way that this grim comedy can be allowed to continue.

SHUT UP & BOG off - get a job in M&S.

😬