scotty

1 minute ago, Neil said:

Typical fucking England, all I'm hearing is 'better team' 'team really going places' 'outplayed the French' ' Walker was brilliant,Kane had his best game, Rice was immense yadda fucking yadda. Gary Northfence can now fuck off and bore some other cunts to death with his stale FA taught bullshit. Messi to lift the world cup and confirm that he's better than the ego that is Ronaldo once and for all

 

 

 

 

Did you hear that gem of insight from Ian Wright on Kane's missed penalty? 

"He hit it too well, simple as that."

The man's a fucking genius. I'd never have realised that Harry skied it over the bar into orbit because he'd taken the kick better than perfectly, it needs a savvy football brain like Wrighty to explain that one to me. There was me just thinking it was an awful miss, what a fool I am.

20 minutes ago, Decimus said:

That old cunt Henderson should be taken to the knackers yard and put out of his misery, why the fuck is he still on the pitch?

Not overly keen on the boy wonder Bellingham, either. A lot of hype over very little return in my opinion. He may be an asset in five years time, but he's far too lightweight for my liking.

At least going one down means we aren't in for a boring Southgate 'sit back and hope' classic.

Bellingham has been one of the few really impressive showings in this tournament. Saka appears to have been given the diving duties previously allocated to Sterling, if he'd only stay on his fucking feet he might do something with his undoubted talent. He's not going to have any impact if he just sits on his arse whenever he gets within twenty feet of the penalty box and someone breathes on him.

22 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

C'mon England, let's smash these French fucking cunts. 

I don't give much for our chances OCR, not with two carthorses on the pitch in the shape of Maguire and Henderson. 

28 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I bet Irene isn't singing the first line of the chorus of Fame anymore. 

To be fair, she also intended to "learn how to fly" as well as "make it to heaven."

Dont write her off yet, we're on best of three.

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

you are also a dog owner, are you not?

He was, until he got that Korean cookbook for his birthday. 😢

7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

with my help, it only took about five minutes to get everything back on the shelves. 

That must have gone against the grain, Gypps.

6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Scotty isn’t a multi. Word. 

Baws, you'll have noted that "two" posters on this thread have suggested this.

Interesting.

45 minutes ago, Decimus said:

In fact, their football team is whiter than ours.

The fucking Senegal team was whiter than ours. 😡😡😡

51 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

You're a good chap snotty, but for ffs, you chipping in just encourages the pair of cunts.

If you believe anything you or I said would have the slightest effect on their pitched battle you're more of an optimist than I.

4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Linda

Quasinegro.

51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

What the fuck is wrong with you? I genuinely give up this time. Idiot fucking oompah- loompah cunt.

He's not the full shilling, Eric. He's only worth about a Penny, and that's the lowest denomination imaginable.

1 hour ago, Mike Hunt said:

That confused me.  For a minute I was wondering how Lineker managed to ingratiate himself with the Royal Mint.

That can't be Lineker, it's the wrong colour.

How do you make a Black Russian?

Get the BBC to update Dr Zhivago.

1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Standby for another referral to the VAR panel, matey. Your Czech defence is fooling nobody, except perhaps our Muggle audience of Corner acolytes, who are I’m sure enthralled by your fairly elementary style of play.

You will of course be aware that by advancing on the diagonal, I’m at liberty to invoke an en passant response. I’m also cunningly wearing a Beret while seated, which obviously cancels your anticlockwise invocation and permits me to raise you two schillings unless you peg out. 

It’s time I go for the jugular. Notting Hill Gate. The significance of playing a three-worder, blind, at this key stage will not be lost on you.

You may beg for mercy. 

Mornington Croissant.

Hook, line and sinker mate. You absolutely walked square into that one, your beret ploy putting you so obviously en croissant. But I'm prepared to admit that was a close run game, well played. 

5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I very much doubt that’s true, and suspect it’s rather more likely to be indicative of the hubris I’ve typically encountered in weaker players found in the lower half of the ladder. You’re taking a big risk leaving your flanks exposed like that, knowing Hopkins’ Constriction will apply. I must also invoke Rule 77A, for obvious reasons.

My patience is finite. Time for some heavily artillery.

Canada Water. ‘ave it. 

Hmmm.

If we were playing strict rules, I'd certainly want an adjudication on that. But given that we're among a barren wasteland of utter heathens who don't know the game at all, I'm letting that move slide even though I'm not convinced.

Turnham Green.

And after your last questionable manoeuvre, I'll point out that my Turnham Green diagonal means you're now forced to play anticlockwise, so watch it.

2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Crafty, but I see what you’re up to. White City. Check. 

You devious fucking bastard!! You're not catching me out that easily, I've been playing this since you were in nappies. 😡😡

Hanger Lane. Stitch that, Jimmy 😎

8 hours ago, Decimus said:

If she's from Rhyl she can barely lay claim to being human, let alone Welsh.

Decs, I don't care where she hails from, Nerys Hughes would get both barrels, front, back, and on her tits.

HTH. 😍

22 minutes ago, Carl Sway said:

Why not try being nice, you fucking arsehole.

If it's people being nice to each other that you seek, this is certainly the right place to find them.

Idiot.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

They will make you an offer you can’t pronounce, then leave a zebra’s head in your bed.

That was Stripes.

On 05/12/2022 at 22:16, King Billy said:

Pen always brings his humungous ‘party pack’ everywhere he goes. It usually arrives about 30 seconds before the rest of him.

It's party time, with Pen's Python!! 🎉🎈🧨

2 hours ago, ratcum said:

a dark and terrible place Sploto. Twinned with The Gambia I imagine.

The Gambian Twins were pretty scary in the Godfather films.  

2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Yes, but you’ve overlooked my Wildcard, permitting diagonal play. We’re in the off-season for nip, and as you know, you can’t huff two-pair with a Jack exposed in the Southern Hemisphere. 

As you’re protesting so much, I’ll settle for Holland Park if you like. 

Tooting Bec.

6 hours ago, King Billy said:

The ‘fungal solution’.

Auschclitz.

1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Mornington Crescent. 

Fuck off! 

That's on the diagonal, and anyway, you're in nip. Plus I already huffed you. 😡

2 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Quimmler.

Merkin Bormann.