Arnold

On 23/10/2021 at 10:16, scotty said:

We haven't been formally introduced Arnold, but I have to say I entirely approve of your avatar. Class. 👍👍👍

A class actor, scotty - the best of his generation.

Yet another cunt that makes me despair of the human race. Roll on that fucking huge meteor strike.

2 minutes ago, Clavo said:

That is one of the reasons that people do become victims. Have you ever seen a drunk step off a station platform, who is to blame if that drunk falls under a train and gets killed?

George Stephenson.

3 minutes ago, Frank said:

I don’t know baws. These days I measure time by the bin collection. I hear the vermin outside on a Friday morning and realise it’s another week gone. I cycled to Hyde Park this morning, sat on a bench overlooking the Serpentine, and thought that I wouldn’t mind dying. Who do I turn to? 

I feel for you, Frank. I've seen your videos and I've admired your singing, dancing and musicianship. I think salvation lies there.

The kid don't look too happy, I wonder why.

46 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

A strange hill to die on?

'Bird off the Wowcher Advert' was getting on my tits every time I looked at the home page. Something had to be done.

Fuck off

I suppose it was inevitable they'd eventually get this far. Give a monkey a typewriter........

Fucking bitch has made a living out of being rude to people. That's alright on here but not on national TV.  I could quite happily rearrange her ugly face at a fraction of the cost.

24 minutes ago, Neil said:

There was something definitely perverted about Council Cake. I suspect he was job hunting when he came across this story. I'm glad he's gone, he made me feel uncomfortable and THATS saying something. 

I liked him.

My grandfather was in the trenches on the Somme. He got part of his face blown away by shrapnel and lost the use of his left arm, which hung uselessly behind his back for the rest of his life.

"It was probably the most traumatic experience I have gone through", she says. What a fucking wanker. Decent people die young and this filth still draws breathe. Get some perspective, you stupid fucking cow. Suing the British Legion - of all charities - for financial gain, what a caring 'nurse'. Cunt.

Needless to say, I didn't watch the racist bullshit. I read about it this morning. The saddest part is that it was all a forgone conclusion. I wonder if any of the darkies who won everything feel any satisfaction in having done so?

I can’t abide a French accent, it grates on my already frayed nerves more so than those scouser arsewipes. Coupled with congenital ignorance and eating anything that shits I’d sooner listen to Max Boyce on helium.

19 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

The guy hasn't got a funny bone in his body. 

You're not exactly a barrel of laughs yourself from what I can see of it.

5 minutes ago, Frank said:

I'm Frank Kleftiko. Pick up your game or I'll come down on you like a ton of fucking bricks.

Would that be face up or face down? 

Pleased to meet you, Frank Kleftiko.

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Awful first attempt. Do it again. 

You sound like an old school ma'am. Do you have a red pen as well?

1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

An interesting topic @Arnold, at what age does a man become middle aged? I'll wear shorts any day of the year when the temperature is over 10 degrees Celsius. I'm lucky I 1) Have muscular legs, 2)am not hopefully middle aged (42)

And 3) I don't notice/feel the cold, Mr @Arnold do you know I hardly put the heater on winter gone, the money I've saved will pay for some shorts for cousin Raasclaat in Haiti. 

 

https://images.app.goo.gl/rMa7w7wN4vpD9r9P7

I have an old clock on my mantlepiece, it's a Smiths of Enfield. It's a family heirloom and has only lost one minute since last Sunday, what do you think of that? I sit and watch it at times whilst my life passes by. You've got all that to look forward to, Raasclaat, old chap.

This is becoming more common with each passing year. It was 0 degrees Kelvin yesterday morning – cold enough to make me wear a hat - and I counted four of these daft-sod hard men wandering around like it’s August in Benidorm, two sporting t-shirts. Is it an inability to grow up? Does preadolescent peer pressure control the actions of these sad bastards at this age of their bizarre lives? Perhaps if it froze their knackers off it might prevent them adding anymore to the gene pool. One lives in hope.

12 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Are you a homosexual?

No, but I know of a few with who I can put you in touch if that's your particular bent.

20 minutes ago, Frank said:

I'll tell you what, Arnold, nothing shouts 'council cake' louder than Kyren Wilson's face. Who do you fancy in the final this year?

Happily, I don't know Kyren Wilson. Is she a man?

Just now, Frank said:

Where do you see yourself on here in five years?

Bored shitless.

I thought I would dip my toe to test the warmth and it's icy cold. You're all a bunch of bastards.

Good evening.