Uncle Meatus

I'm not around here very often as I spend my time working with unfortunate creatures that have no say but their slippers and shitty shoes just....Oh fuck they are the most annoying thing ever. An old cunt died last week and both his slippers laces looked at me in an annoying way...like....they were smiling but when I kicked them they were angry. I love this lurking gotta go

Maybe why this pile of "boys school" shite is the same as "is a cunt".

Oh...look, a coat.

Fucking did. File too big bollocks. Trimmed the cunt annnnnnd pish.

The lovely Cassandra was born with a birthmark that looks like North a fucking Merica below her right eye. Not only is this hideous school bullying magnet and boyfriend scarpering affliction and a thing of Barnum curiosities but it also grows hair. Yes. Fucking hair. Why would you let your child suffer witty remarks thrown at them like " Oh look she's starting to turn into a werewolf." They where offered surgery at birth and there after but said no. I'll tell you cunts why. Her parents are lefty libtard cunts. That's why. She's also an actress in the brilliant Loudermilk but I still see a patch of Tom Jones hairy fucking chest under her eye.

I don't post much here because I'm usually busy elsewhere and I don't like the animosity but this definitely deserves a mention.

Old Pussy. 

Ladies of a certain age have this habit of trimming their pubes even knowing no white male human will ever see it.

Now, when you win that hot 50 Year old bitch and pull her skinny jeans down and discover massive pants that require both hands to pull to one side and discover what feels like a fucking Yard Brush you'll know what I'm talking about. 

Fuck off Already.

I fucking hate children with a passion. Noisy bastards that haven't learned to communicate by talking. Shouting at each other 4 feet apart then leaving their BMX bikes and scooters that their stupid parents bought them last year that they're still paying off this year then running away screaming like Ban Fucking Shees.

Is it a cheap floor cleaner from LIDL ?

Scrubs version was more....poignant.

My deaf cunt neighbour has his 50" Argos TV on the wall between our adjoining  cottages. This chips away at our trust every time I hear the theme tune to "Take Me Out" as I'm thinking about taking him out with my unregistered Franchi shotgun.

VLS used to be funny when he was allowed to say stuff like "Cheryl Baker could suck the colour out of a marble"....or something.

Things thaw out depending on ambient temperature of said object. My problem is there's too much snow on the roof of my Austin Aleggro to drive to a nice bridge and dump Sylvia Somearse in the brink.

Fuck sake. This cunt tried to blag a free Valentines day fuck nest for it and its loyal penis by emailing an Irish cunt who owns a hotel and is a ..err..a cunt!!

Snowflake tears a-plenty 

Scrubberhttps://www.morganbranding.co.uk/elle-dar

I understand all this ball of frightened weirdo's thinking they can be intellectually better than each other shite. It's pathetic. 

Before I get stuck into this pile of shit I hope all you cunts got heartburn and diarrhoea from your Pot Noodles and bin dived trimmings.

I looked forward every year to the RICL. Science and experiments for kids that was educational and not patronising or boring. It has changed so much over the years that because of dumbing down, or perceived racism, that a  lecture on the "flu" got my attention.

BBC 4.

Professor (b)? Jonathan Van-Tam is going to tell your kids that the flu is lethal...(only to the vaxed). Fuck the BBC and fuck the flu.

On 17/12/2021 at 13:29, Parabolic Cunting said:

Rather like George V, I can reliably predict Queen Liz will 'succumb' to the the effects of the lastest variant of the 0.3% mortality rated Covid magic virus, leading to an outpouring of fawny posh spackers urging any and all to get their 79th jab of the year and to vilify any of us stupid enough to read scientific papers and read history books. 

I've called Thames Valley Police ahead of time for my place at an attitude adjustment centre and offered design ideas for the badge I'll be wearing on my arm.

Can't see it myself..

I've been to Mexico but the lovely begging disease ridden inhabitants are just a smoke screen for the Jewish porn industry. 

On 17/12/2021 at 14:54, camberwell gypsy said:

I know that there'll be a few cc members who will disagree with me, but I find the whole thing about the giving, receiving and sending of Christmas cards one massive pain in the ring.  You have to remember who sent you one because it's your moral duty to send them one back. But, you don't have their address so now you have it in your mind that they think you're a bad, selfish person because you didn't send them one.  You get one in the last possible post day so again, you're made to feel guilty because you can't send one back. The worst is cunts at work who you sit next to all through the year and give you a card while wishing you a  "merry christmas"! So if you're like me you make a note of who gave you a card so you can reciprocate. Once I've  made a list and distributed my cards, I can feel relaxed. Then all of a sudden, at close of play, there's always sone bastard who I rarely speak to has dumped a card on my desk as they're pissing off home for the xmas break "Have a lovely christmas" they say. You cunt! 

What's everyone else think about this shitfest?

Don't start that caring shit in the first place.

36 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said:

Having only been here 5 minutes myself, I am wary of overstepping the mark. This being said, I am already understanding the tedium of this kind of post. In all seriousness, please kill yourself immediately, with as much imagination as your tick sized mind can muster. If you would like a suggestion, please get a plane to Botswana and look for Gustav the crocodile, dangle chunks of venison from a trilby hat, and challenge him to a fight.

Wow,wow, it's OK. You're not Black!

37 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Apt as I imagine that your maggot is reminiscent of a baby terrapin without a shell, although I'd wager it's less shrivelled than your Wernicke-Karsakoff ravaged brain.

Drunken fucking cretin.

 

I post inane, random shite on occasions.

This boils the bells of certain garbage posters..even me. This latest attempt at cutting satire is about as hurtful as a Xmas card. From your...oops.......

I LIKE TURTLES

You know it's you.......

Happy Fucking Days

That massive TV of mine nearly got kicked like a ginger stepchild.

1 hour ago, BuggerLugs said:

No idea....

Idiot. Fuck off. 

Oh fuck no.

You can argue with the old foxy Fanny but not me.

11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

This is so funny. I'm a fucking member. 128.

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

As I'm not a screaming fucking queer, I take pride in the fact that my virgin arsehole would struggle to even take a dwarf's little finger. You're a strange deviant cunt if you believe I'd be offended by the fact that my rectum is incapable of handling multiple cocks.

You illiterate, bent fuck.

Ohhhh....you drink caster oil for a reason. That reason is not about piles. It's not even about ease of entry into old D's Grinner.

Yuk.