Uncle Meatus
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4 minutes ago, Decimus said:
Have you ever been raped, Meat Brain? I mean genuinely and horrifically buggered to within an inch of your life?
I may not be able to literally spear your chocolate starfish into a bloody, clot-saturated mess, but I plan on figuratively smashing your back doors in until they're hanging precariously off the hinges.
Never post again without my explicit permission. Until such time as I see fit to remove your collar, you'll sit in your own filth and only speak when you're spoken to.
Do we understand each other?
No. The fact you fantasise and visualise our encounter gives me strength that after you are dead the charities will find a home for your fleas.
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50 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:
Regular little masochist aren’t you, Meatball? Incorrigible cuntfuck.
Hurray!!.
If I bring anything to this cess pit it's this. Watch your back. There's 3 Santa's. Oh...and fuck off you spectrum spastic hand rubbing retard. Fuck off.
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9 minutes ago, Decimus said:
IdIot.
Would sir like to stretch that response into something meaningful before I fucking kill you?
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5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:
She could eat an onion through a tennis racquet.
CG You if have a big gaping hole. Stop fucking about. Show the minions.
CG is a Transformer!!!!
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4 minutes ago, King Billy said:
The facelift didn’t go as well as you’d hoped then?
Loverly bit of fish madam....worms means it's fresh!!!
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1 hour ago, Decimus said:
And as Decimus once "sad"... Fuck off you stupid fucking cunt.
Decimus is multiples of 10...probably. I wholeheartedly think your arse will buckle after 5 cocks. Black, Mrs Roops or otherwise.
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Just got back. Fuck sake. What a mess.
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Actor and strongest of the Baldwin litter Alec is a cunt. Not just a smarmy or a condescending cunt but a lying cunt. Motherless Brooklyn isn't about the downfall of a ridiculously pampered shower of equally odious trash. That's sad. Anyway....
Baldwin has shit in the nest of Yee Haw gun lovers. Lying, liberal cunt.
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As Peter Griffin once sad...SJP looks like a foot.
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32 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
Its true deco baby..i usta love MC n his humourous takes on life in the UK before he turned into a bizniz tycoon n polyglot like the rest of ya here ..obsessed with making randos think yer great ..for some reason or other..by the way is this you havin an aul flex of yer flabby arm?...if so it needs work ...i suggest deadlifts n hammer curls..lots of them
PANZERMURPHYBABY
Hey, taigy hole. If I took all those drunken words, fucked them up into the air, caught them, they would still be a big pile of pish.
No Surrender
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Mrs Roops has a big red headed growler and I'd take one for the team all day.
Seeing you cunts aren't a team....Happy days.
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7 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said:
Fucking hell does this even mean? Please clarify you fucking chimpanzee.
Oh dear. I've got a fan. Listen you little cunt. Learn the host's language or get back into the water on that door and start kicking those feet to somewhere else.
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1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:
Lia Thomas is an American "female" swimmer. When "she" was a fella, she was a by all accounts a shit swimmer who couldn't get in the Male college team. Since having the old "nip and tuck" "she" is now smashing records left, right and centre. One race "she" came in 38 seconds in front of second place. Now her teammates are complaining because all their hard work and sacrifices are leading to fuck all and a few are emerging to complain, despite the fact that they've been told to keep "schtum" (well there's a fucking switch). Even spectators aren't applauding her when she wins. It wouldn't surprise me that "she'll" be selected at the next Olympics, which will, no doubt, upset the chinkies, who'll probably force some pan faced, mediocre Male swimmer to get the chop and compete. The Russkies will follow suit and we'll probably get Duncan Goodhew to stick a wig on and compete for us.
Btw; I hate swimming. I once tried water polo but my horse drowned.
Saw the nom then your name and thought you'd fell out with your neighbour because Lia had a pair of "trousers" from Cotton Traders you'd ordered that weren't left behind the bin as stated on the form.
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17 minutes ago, Roadkill said:
Panzy might be a bit of a pain in the arse sometimes and currently receiving a well deserved kicking, but compared to a shitty little cunt who's only saved from the bottom of the barrel by the likes of fucking @Uncle Widger he's a grade - A punter.
Fuck off and clean up the shit behind you before trying to nibble at the bits of sweetcorn in front, you bandwagon chancing wanker.
Fuck sake....one of these days there's gonna be that razor blade on that window you lick. And you're gonna think of me..lol
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14 minutes ago, DCI Gene Cunt said:
Not as much as your shit tightens when your boyfriend buggers you into eternity. Lol.
Does shite tighten when buggered?
I can only take your word for it GC...
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On 08/12/2021 at 22:04, PANZER MURPHY said:I have it as my Christmas cards roady baby...if i could figure out how to post a pic here id show ya
PANZERMURPHYBABY
Hey Panzy, I bet ya every time you see this the shite fucking tightens in ya...lol.
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11 minutes ago, King Billy said:
The fact that Johnson refused to rule it out tonight when asked directly, is my point. ‘There may be a need in the coming months for a public discussion about mandatory vaccinations’ couldn’t be any clearer indication that it’s a done deal. Could it? After all, these lying traitorous cunts have ruled out further lockdowns, vaccine passports, injecting kids with the experimental poison and lots more. Only to then do exactly what they’ve said they wouldn’t.
I honestly don’t understand why you fucking sheep have bought into the stupid idea that you’re ever getting back the freedoms you used to enjoy, and your total submission to the tyranny of the last 20 months which you can’t seem to get enough of.
Yup.
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5 minutes ago, ProfB said:
Watching Corrie now.
Love ProfB XXX
Sheep. I approach your comments like David Lammy on Mastermind.
The questions are racist or racist.
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Fuck sake. This slag is married to that newspaper cunt and has Rishi Sunak as a fucking dogparent.
Abolute cunts.
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17 minutes ago, Decimus said:
Bubba, in a case of life imitating The Corner, I've had a rather strange day.
I have been tipped the wink that a departed member of staff was slating me at their leaving drinks last Friday. Apparently I preside over a clique who made their life intolerable.
Just call me by my street name, Deccy two cliques.
"Just call me by my street name, Deccy two cliques."
Put a LIVE 12 Gauge Cartridge in each barrel and try again...hopefully no clique.
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1 hour ago, Decimus said:
The fact that you're actively hiding your previous incarnation on this site tells me that it was just as fucking useless and despised as your current one.
Hide behind this current shite all you want, you're clearly too thick to keep from slipping up with little details like the above.
I've told you that you'll be outed by Sunday and you're well on your way to ensuring that will be the case.
Ah..brilliant here's Decimust.be.the.grass.pretend.jew.hatred.
Listen to me little man. I can fuck you up in one stroke of the keys.
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30 minutes ago, Wolfie said:
Your profile encompassing 50 posts tells me all I need to know (your first-ever comment/nom in particular was a goodun', you spectacularly thick fucking cunt).
It appears you've followed KB across the Irish Sea via some kind of Facebook/Twitter vendetta, and instead liked what you saw and decided to comment. Nobody likes a troll who's obviously brought an unsolved dispute to another corner of the internet, and you'd have probably been OK were you not obviously fucking ridiculously shit at commenting.
Simply retire yourself, thereby avoiding the numerous future attacks you'll suffer each time you login. You'll also be doing everyone else a favour.
Idiot.
Wolfie dear Wolfie...where do we start.
If I had a daughter that despised me I would retreat to a platform as well were you could be cool..no.
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13 hours ago, Decimus said:
A word of advice, Billy-Bob. It's all very good being a last word merchant when your command of the English language is up to the task.
But in your case it would appear that not only is English your ninth language, but your idea of a comedic put down is to metaphorically stick your thick, spastic tongue out and to petulantly repeat back the accusation that's been thrown at you.
Responding to every single insult not only makes you look like a rattled fucking idiot. It also confirms to me that with only a little bit of pressure I'll be able to make you go as fucking apeshit as a cage full of testosterone fuelled baboons who have caught a glimpse of your massive, hairy arse through the bars.
Settle down, you stupid little cunt.
You see...this environment makes you feel powerful D. That first image of a gladiator (you said it,not me) is where DECIMUS was born. Bollocks. I can smell your feet and hear them slurping on your vinyl flooring. You don't have a home poor D. Only this one.
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1 minute ago, Wolfie said:
Your profile encompassing 50 posts tells me all I need to know (your first-ever comment/nom in particular was a goodun', you spectacularly thick fucking cunt).
It appears you've followed KB across the Irish Sea via some kind of Facebook/Twitter vendetta, and instead liked what you saw and decided to comment. Nobody likes a troll who's obviously brought an unsolved dispute to another corner of the internet, and you'd have probably been OK were you not obviously fucking ridiculously shit at commenting.
Simply retire yourself, thereby avoiding the numerous future attacks you'll suffer each time you login. You'll also be doing everyone else a favour.
Idiot.
Sweet paranoid pish!!!
The mods who run this spaz fest must be literally pishing themselves.
Sex and The City Re-Boot
in The Corner
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Hi ProfB