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On 30/04/2020 at 21:28, Stubby Pecker said:

No cricket this year scruffs. Escaped hammering from the curry munchers x3

It doesn't seem real that just a few months ago we were playing test cricket in South Africa, 

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

India are generally a one man team; get Kholi out early and they're fucked. 

Like Australia with that cheat Smith

On 30/04/2020 at 23:10, Eric Cuntman said:

Fucking hell Scruff. I thought you'd succumbed to the virus and substituted talking about 'The Ashes', for actually being them.

I'm ok, this is an absolute crisis to say the least. 

On 30/04/2020 at 23:31, ratcum said:

Gibson? Is it really you?

Yes:

I wish I'd stayed in Australia 

I miss my tradesmen days

I met so many cunts in 2009

I love The Beatles 

Comparing any woman to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt 

He's playing with fire if he thinks the lockdown can be descaled before the end of May, keep it in place. 

If they are so sure we can end the lockdown and things can resume, whats the point getting tested? Another 674 people today have perished and that idiot says we are passed the peak, don't think so. 

Just now, Wizardsleeve said:

Does this mean you'll return to regaling us with memories of your tradesman's days now and give cricket a rest?  

Ashes are shared

On 14/09/2019 at 15:41, camberwell gypsy said:

Siddle reminds me of Tommy from Early Doors. "I'll stay on me own". 

 

 

Why Australia ever played him is beyond me, well and truly past it.

On 14/09/2019 at 19:27, Jake The Muss said:

Paine is a fucking terrible captain, wicket keeper and player. Worst than Root as a captain and Root is dismal.

A drawn Ashes series is a shared Ashes series, we have the Ashes back 50%. How the hell we ever won 2 tests but it shows they are no better than us and Stokes innings at Headingly is better than anything Australia did at Edgbaston and Old Trafford a billion times over. Ashes shared.

23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Wade =Retarded cunt

Smith =Cheating cunt

Lyon =Oddbod

Warner =Useless cheating cunt

Bancroft =Useless cheating cunt 2

Labuschagne =T-1000 

Paine =Iron gloves

Sounds about right, Labuschagne is like T-1000 I agree

16 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

You've got to have thought Anderson with his ability to swing it late, both ways at will with virtually no discernible change in action would have got that smith cunt a few times. We've been beaten by one man, a proven cheat, take away his runs and the rest of the Aussies wouldn't score runs in 2nd div county cricket. Overall the batting by both sides has been piss poor and the fast bowling top class, yet take away smiths runs and we'd have won. If only archer had played the first test and nailed the cunt on the neck an inch higher

No team is better than the other and if we do win this test than the Ashes should be shared

23 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

So England have dropped Overton and Woakes is back in, that was worth it. wasn't it !!..Roy is dropped after batting better in the middle order than his opening spot. To top that, Root is still fucking captain.

Glad to see Curran in the side, which he should have been in the side from the off.

All too late now but if England were to win, it means we havnt actually lost the Ashes outright and wouldn't have lost a test series at home since 2014.

On 11/09/2019 at 17:41, camberwell gypsy said:

Root has proved he's no good as a captain. 

I wouldnt say Tim Paine is any better but he has players that turn up to compete and win.

23 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

So England have dropped Overton and Woakes is back in, that was worth it. wasn't it !!..Roy is dropped after batting better in the middle order than his opening spot. To top that, Root is still fucking captain.

Glad to see Curran in the side, which he should have been in the side from the off.

Once again the inevitable collapse and relying on the lower order to restore some pride, be nice to win this one as Australia wouldn't have won the Ashes outright or fair and square but cant see it somehow.

On 09/09/2019 at 10:50, Jiggerycock said:

What if Scotland win it?

Okay, you need serious amounts of mind-bending drugs to even imagine it, but Christ they are such pricks to lose to, especially if you're English, where any victory is trotted out like it's Bannockburn all over again.

They have more chance of winning it than England do.

6 hours ago, DrCunt said:

I don't think any of the current starting 11 or those on the periphery are suited to the role. I definitely wouldn't give it to Stokes as history has shown that all-rounders have enough on their plates already and don't cope well with the added burden of captaincy.

The centrally contracted system doesn't allow for talented players with leadership potential to learn the subtleties that captaincy requires at a lower level. So most new England captains these days lack any significant experience in that role.

For the short term I'd probably be inclined to put Morgan back in the team to lead it. I realise his batting hasn't come up to scratch at test level but he isn't any worse than most of the shower of shit in the team at the moment. His ability to lead could make a huge difference and it would allow Root to focus on what he's actually good at.

 

Jason Roy, what a waste of a place that has been. Root needs to stand down and concentrate on his batting, he got centuries in the 2015 series, could have done this time round but never looked like he would. I wouldnt give it to Stokes thats for sure.

17 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

Holy shit Gypsy..you're right again as Smith does do that, do you fancy taking over from Aussie Trevor Bayliss  ?

Have a feeling Jason Gillespie will get it if its another Australian. If the series finishes 2-2, Ashes should be shared

18 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

Agreed ..Smith is in a class of his own.

Maybe but he's a cheat

On 07/09/2019 at 19:18, camberwell gypsy said:

Cheating cunt Smith got them out of the shit again. I'd like to see how he'd bat in India. 

Probably do ok

On 07/09/2019 at 19:30, camberwell gypsy said:

Rugby world cup?

We could have as it kicks off soon, have a horrible feeling Wales will win it which is as bad if not worse as Australia winning the Ashes.

22 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

Not looking good.. you have more chance grabbing a quick feel off that woman you so desire than England getting anything out of this game. 

We nearly did

2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I see the one man band has won the ashes. 

Cheats who disgraced the game

On 05/09/2019 at 20:48, camberwell gypsy said:

I haven't seen any of this match but I've heard the England bowling has been awful. It's simple, bowl at the fucking stumps. Get the batsman on the front foot.

No hope of saving this now, at least we have the World Cup and 4-0 in the football.

On 05/09/2019 at 20:13, camberwell gypsy said:

They only have to score 297 to make them bat again. Piece of piss.

Didnt expect to score 301, good knock from Buttler

16 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

Forget about Roy and that triple century..but 22 isn't anything to be ashamed of...Mmm...yes it is.

I can think of things Id rather be doing than watching Australia bat, technically 212/2